Phillip slowly rose. "Time to kick some ass!" He was actually completely clueless but in saying that he felt like he'd gotten more confidence. He took in his surroundings, it was hell. No it was literally hell, demons, monsters, lava rivers, ghosts, and other weird life forms.
He unsheathed his sword as he approached a nearby demon. "Please put that thing down sir." said the she demon. "Your parents will see you now Mr. Human sir." She then led him through a door. There sat his mother and father talking to a blue, pointy eared man. "Perfect, he's right on time dad!" Said his mother. "Phillip, I would like you to meet your grandfather, Hunson Abadeer. He is The lord of evil and the ruler of this place called the nightosphere." Wowee." Was all Phillip could think to say.
After he was given fang polish, and bombarded with hugs and kisses Phillip had been sent back up to the surface. He was in his tree house and as soon as he had his land legs he grabbed BMO and called his cousins up to come over. Of course nobody believed him until he kicked the ruler of the earth's ass and forced them to, but that's in the next chapter.
