WARNING: CONTAINS ZETSU PLEASURING HIMSELF AND A VERY DISTURBING ACT AGAINST KONAN
FIVE DAYS LATERS…
After a few days of reading Zetsu's diary, our gorgeous shark and girly blonde found out more about the Akatsuki then they had ever dreamed…NOR WANTED TO KNOW…
1. Pain has a porno stash full of pictures with Konan (very much like Tobi's, but his were more detailed!)
2. Hidan had anal beds that smelt like shit (well duh for that) and had a pink vibrator (Kisame and Deidara wondered into the room and made sure of that fact)
3. Hidan wears a thong when he is pleasuring himself (Deidara accidently stumbled upon this when he found the vibrator)
4. Itachi is a junkie (he likes junk food) (Kisame already knew this because whenever he bought dango or something fatty or sweet, it would always go missing, but he didn't have the balls to confront the Uchiha)
5. Zetsu want some cock in his life (we already know that, but he did directly state it)
6. just about everyone had the hots for Kisame (him being a sexy beast and all)
"Kisame! Kisame!" Deidara ran into Kisame's back and fell down…hard. "Ouch! Sorry Kisame-sempai!"
"That's okay, Dei…" Kisame helped his friend up. "So…what did you want?"
"What?" Deidara was looking at Kisame's naked chest (he had been taking a shower and was in nothing but a towel). "Oh…uh…Leader-sama has called a meeting…so uh…get dressed…"
After Kisame got dressed, he and Deidara walked over to the meeting room. All of the members where there…including a very angry looking Pain…uh-oh…
"I think you all know why you all are here…" Pain looked at everyone.
"Not really." said Zetsu.
"Well I'll tell you why…KONAN COME HERE." everyone gasped as Konan walked into the room, naked, with the words "whore", "slut", "cock-sucker", and "bitch" written on her, an arrow was pointing to her vagina with the words "free fuck" above it, her hair was cut short, and there were rope marks across her belly, arms, legs, breasts, and other parts.
"HA!" this action caused Pain to slap Hidan's head off and across the room.
"WHO DID THIS?"
Everyone was pretty quiet for a moment…until Pain slammed his fist into the table. "DAMN IT! I WANT TO KNOW NOW!"
"It was me…AND I'D DO IT AGAIN." said Itachi. Everyone got quiet.
Pain's eye twitched and had turned his back. "Meeting over…"
"But…!" Konan opened her mouth.
"MEETING…OVER…" Pain walked away fast.
"Chicken…" Itachi said bored and walked off.
After this happened, Kisame and Deidara took a nice walk down a path to once again go get dango, though Deidara feared what happened last time would happen again. The shark had kept telling him that it wasn't his fault and to stop whining about it…but not before tossing his lunch. The bomber looked at his friend with concern.
"Are you okay, Kisa-san?"
"Yeah…I'm fine. Must be something I ate…"
"…" Deidara continued walking with his best friend.
Meanwhile…
Zetsu was still in a bad mood after losing his diary. Why couldn't find it when he really needed it? He gasped in horror to himself. What if Kakuzu found it? No, that was impossible…he was out on a bounty trip…what if Hidan found it? Hidan would surely have blabbed by now if he had. The only other person who would the motive was none other than Tobi.
"Swear that if that idiot has it, I'll make him eat his own shit!" his darker side growled. "Tobi wouldn't dare…after all Tobi is a good boy…"
Zetsu still had his doubts about Tobi, but he knew that he had no other choice but to accept that his diary was gone…perhaps even for good! The possibilities of who had it, where it could be, and why it was where it was endless!
The plant man was so worried about his diary that he had not noticed that someone was in front of him. Before he could say something, he noticed that it was none other than his crush Kakuzu. What a bad day Zetsu was having…
"Oh…h-hi Kakuzu…how are you today?" Zetsu blushed.
"Fine…how about you?"
"Good…" Zetsu just stood there for a bit. "Well I'll see you later!"
Zetsu took off down the hallway. He repeatedly beat himself in the head with his fist as he went into his room. Why couldn't he even confess his feelings to his crush? Was it the fear of rejection? Yes and no actually…yes because he couldn't live with the fact that his Zuzu didn't want him and no because he would still do anything for Kakuzu no matter what.
"Why does our Zuzu-sempai have to be so handsome and sexy?" the light side whined as he sat down on the bed. "You just want his dick in our tight ass don't you?"
"Maybe…" the lighter side reached into their dresser drawer and pulled out a black dildo. "We may as have some fun, eh?"
"You naughty bastard!" giggled dark Zetsu. The plant man then took off his clothes and inserted a finger into his tight, virgin ass. It disappeared into his hot body, making the ninja moan. The finger started pumping in and out of the hole, stretching it until he added the second finger, scissoring himself. He moaned in ecstasy and was panting now as sweat started to form on his brow. He stretched himself until he couldn't stretch anymore then added the third finger. His body tried to reject it, but he just tried to calm down and thrust into his tightness.
Zetsu picked up the plastic dildo and licked the head, swirling his tongue around it. He then began to deep throated the dildo like it was real, lubing it up so it wouldn't hurt going in. The plant man took it out and lay back so his entrance is shown completely and rubbed the head of the dildo at his entrance, moaning while pushing it in a bit at a time. Little did he know that he was being watched…
