I just wanted to finish this because I want to delete stories that aren't done so yeah.
"If this water doesn't evaporate soon I'll go on a cannibalistic rampage!" Captain Falcon screamed.
"Now calm down! Yeah… that's all." Replied Yoshi,
Falcon grabbed Fox and ripped his arm off, devouring it.
Yoshi slapped Falcon and shook him violently and slapped him some more then left the room.
The dinosaur reentered, "On an unrelated note SNAP OUT OF IT FREAK." He yelled unrelated-ly; the racer stared in shock from the past events leading up to the exact moment.
He picked up the now cold fox arm and tentatively chewed a piece off, nervous of someone catching him.
The half-second Mario entered, Falcon screamed and proceeded to beat him with the arm.
Pikachu searched his room for any last sandwich slices left unnoticed over Mewtwo's latest experiment, "Medieval torture device, medieval torture device, medieval torture device, another medieval torture device, hey Parade Magazine!" he said excitedly.
Upon lifting the magazine he found a…
To be continued...
Link woke up from his nap on the sofa to see Peach interpret dance on his chest with passion to that one sad song from Titanic.
"Why are you dancing to that one sad song from Titanic?" asked Link.
Her shoe became loose and hurled through the window, letting in water.
Link clutched to a cushion on the floating furniture as squids circled it. A squid on a chandelier fell off and landed on Link's face. He thrashed as it muffled his screams. The Hero of Twilight ate through the squid and sighed in relief.
"Why is the first floor flooded?" screamed Kirby, pretending to be the leader-person.
Link responded by attacking Kirby with a huge bloody chainsaw in a scary way.
"Ok fine! Peach did it!" Link confessed. Peach stuck her tongue out.
"Your whole argument made no sense at all." Kirby pointed out,
Link disguised himself and attempted to viciously stab Kirby to death with a giant butcher knife Psycho style.
"Ok have it your way!" Link then broke down crying, giving up on his only way to reason with people: violent horror deaths.
"I hope these squids don't cause too much of a trouble…" Kirby sighed.
Link left the room.
Link came back wearing a trench coat and concealed in shadows as a tense scene of him trying to force a syringe of lava into Kirby took place, "Well it was worth a try!" Link reasoned, "Hey I can reason normally!"
"He can reason normally!" a choir chorused.
As Link began to extravagant-musical the mansion collapsed in on itself.
Finally the flood had passed.
The wet season was finally over finally lasting a whole… I don't know.
Finally.
All the Smashers collectively exited the ruins of the mansion onto the soggy yard, random bystanders had washed up on the lawn and were too lazy to get up and by-stand around.
"Wow…" Marth sighed, Phlufferz on his shoulder.
Link sat down gazing at the glowing sunrise. The cry of an eagle rang out into the air and the creature landed gracefully onto his arm, a moose came over and sat in his lap.
Link petted the moose and fed the eagle scraps of meat as three rainbows were cast across the sky.
For some reason a white tiger and some peacocks wandered onto the scene for extra gloriousness.
"Hi we're the new Smashers for Super Smash Bros. Brawl." Spoke Lucario, The Melee and Brawl fighters greeted one another.
"Now that the monsoon is over and new interesting characters are here. Nothing can go wrong!" Ness commented.
Phlufferz ate everyone.
"I HATE YOU YOUNG LINK," Marth screamed, eaten.
THE END!
ALTERNATING-LY ALTERNATE VERSION OF WET SEASON:
The night was old as Young Link snuck into the kitchen; he snickered while putting in a mysterious black object that was slender and meowing and a cat. He decided not to and took the cat back out.
The next day The Smashers were all up and having breakfast, Marth went over to the cookie jar to sneak them in for breakfast.
Marth had cookies and spoiled breakfast. This caused the wet season to never happen.
THE END!
FLAME FLAME FLAME.
