"so you idiots managed to capture Suki Takayoshi, huh?" Pein said, looking around at the everybody. Deidara refused to make eye contact.
"Yes leader-sama! Tobi caught the pretty brunette you wanted!" Tobi blurted out, jumping up and down.
"Dammit Tobi, you just ran around a tree!" Deidara yelled, whacking Tobi in the head. Tobi rubbed his head.
"Ow, senpai…" Itachi sighed loudly.
"At least Tobi didn't tounge her for about 5 minutes." He muttered. Pein looked at Deidara.
"I said that you were all forbidden from doing things like that to this girl."
"It was an accident un!"
"Oh really? Explain."
"Well, she wouldn't be quiet so I had to put my hand on her mouth to make her be quiet… and I guess the tongue just made it's way in there un…" Deidara said quietly. Pein just sighed in response. Hidan snickered.
"Okay, now listen here, I didn't have any-"
"Shut up Deidara, because no one really cares!" Konan yelled. Deidara crossed his arms and turned his head from everyone.
"Okay, I don't know about the rest of you all, but I really wanna fuck that cute blondie over there." Hidan said.
"Deidara-senpai?" tobi asked. Everyone broke out into laughter. Deidara glared at Tobi, his nostrils flaring in anger.
"Tobi," he started in and pissed tone of voice, "I am going to stuff you in the freezer, and I won't let you out for three days!"
"SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!" Pein's voiced boomed over the noise. The laughter died out almost immediately.
"Now that I you idiots have given me a headache, and it's not even 3:00 yet," he said, "Now we must disscuss the reason for this girl…"
*Inside the closet where Suki, Musoka and Daichi were being held *
"Look, I don't see what the problem is! I was just being nice to him." Suki argued. Musoka and Daichi still weren't convinced by her pleas.
"Suki, I don't even think you know whats going on here. We are dealing with Akatsuki here!" Musoka yelled. Daichi was trying to stay out of the fight, and trying to think of a plan to get out of here.
"So what? They are still people!"
"They are serial killers and rapists! And for some odd reason, they want you in their organization!"
"What do you mean by 'for some reason'?"
"Well, you're not really the best fighter out there!"
"So, you're saying I'm a terrible fighter?"
"You know what, I am! What kind of ninja draws pictures and uses them to fight? If you were a real jonin you would fight with your fists and kunai!" Musoka yelled. Suki's jaw dropped, offended by that comment. Musoka was surprised at what she said, and wished she could take it back right away.
"You think I can't fight with my art?" Suki said, her voice full of hurt. Daichi sighed.
Here comes the fire now….
"Suki, I-"
"You fucking bitch! I can do so much more then just my art!"
"I know, I was just-"
"I took three years of learning taijutsu from my Lady Tsunade, not to mention my art comes to life and totally kicks ass out of everything!"
" Okay, you know what? At least I'm not shallow enough to hit on the blonde Akatsuki member!"
"Yeah, so you think that? Well, at least I ain't a mother fucking bitch!"
"Yeah? Well, you're a God damn slut!"
"WILL YOU TWO JUST SHUT UP ALREADY?" Daichi screamed. Somebody banged on the closet door.
"Hey, keep it down in there! Can't you see we are doing evil planning in here?" Hidan's voice screeched through the door.
"Well, I could if I could see, dipshit!" Daichi yelled back. Suki and Musoka started to laugh as they heard Hidan yell- "I am going to fucking kill that bastard!"
"Hidan, shut up. The punks just messing with you." Kakuzu said. Hidan muttered something else but it was too quiet for them to hear.
"You know, your mother probably messed around with you too since your so fucked up, potato face!" Daichi said, laughing as he said it. Musoka rolled her eyes.
"Seriously Daichi? Potato face?"
"What? His face kinda reminds me of a-"
"POTAOES? WHERE?" they heard Kakuzu shriek. Then they heard a girly scream and the frantic running away that fallowed it.
"What kind of idiot is afraid of potatoes?" Suki said, with a roll of her eyes.
"I don't know. I thought these people were Akatsuki. Not afraid of anything my ass…" Musoka muttered. Daichi was laughing hysterically now.
"Man, if I'd known he was afraid of potatoes earlier ago, I would have mentioned there earlier ago to sace our asses!" he laughed. Nobody else was.
"YOU IDIOT! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY IT EARLIER AGO?" Musoka and Suki screamed, using their les to kick the hell out of Daichi.
"HEY HEY I DIDN'T KNOW IT THEN! OW THAT FREAKING HURTS!" Daichi screamed. The door opened.
"Okay, we are tired of the noise you're making. Let's go Suki un." Deidara said, yanking Suki up and forcing her out. He had to push Musoka and Daichi back to keep them from coming out. Suki tried to resist, but his grip was really strong. He forced her out into the open, in front of a shadowed figure. She could make out his eyes. His black pupils surrounded by the purple circles surrounding his eyes, giving them such a creepy look. He stared at Suki.
"Yes, this is the girl…" He said in a low tone of voice. All the members were staring right at her. Suki took a deep breath, trying to calm down and not have a break down.
"Do you know why you're here?" he asked. She didn't answer.
"Come on sweet cheeks, you liked to talk earlier ago…" Hidan cooed. Suki still refused to say anything.
The shadowed man sighed.
"Bring her friends out. She might talk if their out here." He said. Itachi and kisame nodded, walking back over to the closet to bring Musoka and Daichi out. They were thrown onto the ground next to Suki. Musoka managed to get up.
"Why are we here?" She questioned. The leader didn't answer right away.
"Well, it was originally just going to be her, but I guess the others decided to bring home extras." He said, walking over to Suki. He released the chakra hold on her, but he still grabbed hold of her before she could run away.
"But why do you want her?"Daichi asked. Suki wanted to say something, but she was too terrified to do so.
"Well, we heard of your friends, abilities, and we wanted to-" Pein said before he was interrupted by a scream. Suki forced herself out of his grip and ran to hide behind Deidara.
"Um, what are you doing un?"
"I KNEW YOU PEOPLE WANTED TO RAPE ME! I KNEW IT FROM THE START!"Suki shrieked. She grabbed hold of Deidara's cloak and started to shake him violently.
"Please, I'll do anything else, but please don't-"
"WE AREN'T TRYING TO RAPE YOU UN!" Deidara screamed, pushing her off of him. Suki turned to him, stared at him for a moment, and slapped his face.
"OW! What the hell was that for un?" Deidara said angrily, slapping her face right back (but since Suki was a girl, he didn't do it all that hard).
"Uh… we actually wanted you in here because of your artistic abilities…. And the fact that…. Ummm…" Pein said awkwardly, watching the two artists slap each other continually. Eventually, after about 5 minutes of this, Suki pulled away and screamed a little.
"What un?"
"I think your hand-mouth bit my cheek!" Suki said, putting her hand on her left cheek. Deidara tilted her head to the side and examined the bite, mark.
"Yeah, there it is. Sorry about that un."
"OH, no it's okay! It doesn't hurt that bad and I don't think it will scar at all." Suki said sweetly. She grabbed hold of Deidara's hand and flipped it over to examine the palm.
"Yeah, I don't think these things like me very much."
"Why do you say that un?"
"Well, the right one tongued me while the other one bit my face."
"Nah, I think it means they like you."
"Really?"
"Yeah un." Deidara said. He pulled the collar of his cloak a little higher to hide his blush from the other members. He could already see that Pein was pissed.
"OKAY I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!" Pein yelled, "Suki Takayoshi, your cloak is in your room. Say goodbye to your friends now, because by tomorrow morning, we kill them!"
