A/N: First update for tonight. This is not the really mature one I have spoke about - but the alleyway scene I wrote before Con Heir aired. I was amused that they had alleyway sex, a bathroom, and a elevator. I think it's pretty funny how many things were similar. But anyway-sorry about the wait- but to make up for it- look for two more updates tonight! Enjoy! Please read and review! I love hearing your comments!

Dan's flow was broken when the sound of a tri-tone alerted him that he had received a text message. He finished up his thought, saved the document, and grabbed his phone. 'Meet me outside in 10 minutes-and don't keep me waiting-B' Dan smiled but was confused. Blair had told him earlier that she was busy tonight so she wouldn't be able to see him. But he wasn't going to complain. Blair was outside his loft in Brooklyn waiting for him and he'd be damned if he kept her waiting longer than 5 minutes. He was ready in a flash and bounded down the stairs with a wide smile plastered to his face.

It was around 12 o'clock in the evening, so the street was dark and deserted for the most part, save for a couple people. Dan checked his watch and saw he was right on time – so she was late. He shook his head; of course Blair would be the one to make him wait-but if he was honest with himself, he would wait for her forever. Blair Waldorf had taken over his heart, body and mind. He loved her and couldn't stand not seeing or speaking with her from her for more than a few hours. When they were a part, even just for a short time period Dan found that he always noticed more and more things that reminded him of Blair. Dan also was made aware of the fact that he always found ways to bring her up in conversations, or thought of new stories to write with Clair Carlylse as the heroine.

Dan was torn out of his inner thoughts when he was suddenly blinded by a silk scarf. He heard her trademark giggle behind him so relaxed instantly. "What's this?" Dan asked and then he felt her tying the scarf securely over his eyes.

Blair took his hand and led him forward, still not saying a word. He heard a door or something opening after a short walk, but didn't feel the air become warmer-so he knew they were still outside.

His back was then pushed up against a wall and lips fused with hers hotly. "MMM…I read the last story you gave me tonight…right as I was getting ready for bed. And I have to tell you…you need to be punished." Blair whispered against his lips while running her hands over his chiseled chest, eliciting a shiver throughout Dan's body.

"What? I didn't…Blair…what was wrong with it? I thought it was beautiful…and honestly…I don't think it is possible to write you in even a semi-bad light anymore. If it was ever possible for me to do…but…I thought…it was-"

Dan was cut off by a finger to his lips and a chuckle. "Stop rambling, Humphrey" He felt her fingers run across his lips and then her hands hovered over his belt buckle. "I never said you need to be punished because of the content…" Blair leaned in to kiss his neck softly. Dan sucked in a breath when he felt her hands begin to undo his belt while the licking and sucking of his neck continued. "Mmm…you need to be punished…because you made me get out of bed and trek all the way down to Brooklyn—right as I wanted to go to sleep." Blair bit down softly on his neck and his pants felt on around his ankles. "And even though I will punish you for that sometime…right now I simply want to reward you."

Blair's lips found his again and their tongues immediately began the dance they knew so well. Blair caressed his already hard member through the silk boxers she had bought him a couple of days earlier. Dan moaned when she touched a particularly sensitive spot. His arms had long since wrapped around her and he tightened his hold on her body. "God Blair…please can I take this off…I want to see you and where we are…"

"Okay…I suppose." Blair said her fingers running up the back of his neck to the knot of the scarf. She let it fall and their eyes locked instantly after he opened his own.

"Damn Blair…we are seriously becoming exhibitionists. Although an alleyway is a bit tamer then some of the other places we have…" Blair kissed him hard to stop his rambling and her hands pulled his hair roughly.

"Shut up and fuck me, Humphrey." Blair said while moving back and lifting her skirt enough to show Dan she wasn't wearing anything underneath.

Dan gulped. He may never understand how it is possible that Blair can continuously take his breath away with everything she does-even if he is accustomed to it. "At you service, Waldorf." Dan swung her around and pushed her against the wall and began to suckle her neck.

Blair's breath hitched when she felt his hands caress her folds softly. Dan whispered against her neck, "How would you like it?"

Blair moaned when she felt the vibration of Dan's voice against her sweet spot. "Mmm…like how you wrote it…exactly like that. Now…please I don't want any foreplay. I just want you."

Dan smiled and left her neck and instantly picked her up balancing her against the wall and his chest. He glanced around and saw there was an old couch being thrown away. Knowing Blair was too aroused to protest he quickly made his way over to it, distracting her with kisses.

He set her down in front of it and turned her around. "Kneel down on it." Blair smiled. She loved when Dan was demanding. She complied with his request a moment later.

Dan quickly pulled his rock hard length out of the strip in his boxers and pushed Blair's skirt up exposing her. "Dan…please." Blair said in a breathy moan. Dan saw she was touching herself and loved it. He grabbed the hand she was using to stroke her clit and waited for Blair to turn her head to look at him. She did a second later with a questioning gaze. Blair's eyes glazed over in lust when Dan locked eyes with her and licked her fingers clean of her essence.

Dan dropped a kiss on her hand after cleaning everything off and let her hand go a moment later. Dan kissed her cheek and whispered against it hotly, "You…you are my favorite thing to taste."

Blair pushed herself against him urging him to take her. "Dan…I am ready."

Dan smiled turned her face around and entered her throbbing pussy in one motion. Blair cried out from the force he used and the incredible feeling it elicited in her. She clenched his dick urging him to stay there forever. Having Dan inside of her was something she couldn't live without anymore. He was like a drug to her…but the absolute best kind. Blair hasn't felt this sexual, beautiful and wanted in her whole life. She never wanted Dan to stop. Ever.

Dan began to pound into her hardly, roughly just like he wrote. They were both so aroused he knew it wasn't going to very long. He bent down to massage her glorious breasts through the fabric of her shirt. He then moved one his hands down to stroke her nub.

Blair was moaning and calling out his name after every thrust. She moved her hands behind her and grabbed Dan's ass and thigh – pushing and pulling them into her more, urging him to go harder and faster into her.

Dan's dick was soaked with Blair and he never wanted it to wash away. Her warm and wet walls were enveloping his shaft and clenching around him in the sweetest form of torture. That coupled with Blair's moans—moans of his name that he, Dan Humphrey, was eliciting in her made his balls tightened and tingle.

Dan knew he was going to come soon, so he needed to pull out the special thing he did that he had found out made Blair go off like a rocket; Picking her body up from behind, while still pumping his cock into her, he whispered and breathed into her ear, "Blair. Beautiful…You…You are my muse." He pushed his cock into her at a different angle and Blair came instantly and hardly at the combined sensation of his words and dick.

"Oh yeah…Dan!" Blair screamed through bitten lips. Blair's walls milked his cock as she continued to meet his thrusts earnestly. Dan came into her a moment later with a strangled cry of her name. Her full name followed by an expletive.

Dan thrusts slowed down until they ceased and he collapsed onto of Blair's back for a second, trying to catch his breath.

Blair laughed and shook him a bit. "Are you okay?"

Dan got up a second later and smiled. He removed his cock from her and stroked it clean of any lingering cum. Blair shivered at his touch. Dan was shocked when Blair turned around and grabbed his hand before he could wipe it clean. She locked eyes with him and smirked, then slowly licked his fingers clean of the combination of his own cum and her juices. Dan's dick stirred again but before he could try and coax her into another round she leaned down to help him with his pants, kissed his cheek, and walked off without another word until he heard a faint, "You don't taste so bad yourself, Humphrey. I'll call you when I get back to the penthouse."

Yes, Blair Waldorf had taken over Dan Humphrey- but he wouldn't have it any other way.

Yeah...so what'd you think of this Dair Dirty thought? Good enough to say it's a DAIR sexy party?