AND NOW! THE SHORT CHAPTER! (((By the by: chapter 7 was supposed to contain lemony goodness…but it isn't finished yet so here you go… Have this for now. But really…I feel bad…this is so bastardly it's disgusting and I feel REALLY mean!))) Tease…(((chuckle)))

Disclaimer I don't own Naruto or Sasuke…or snakes. I got nothing but pleasure from this.

Beta Not this chapter (((so there are probably a couple of fuck ups here and there...but i tried! It gets hard to spot stuff stuff when you've read something a half a billion times and pretty much know how it's supposed to go...blah.)))

Author Notes So, wow, I can't believe it's been so long since I updated! (((I do have other things to do than write smutty fanfiction…I just enjoy it so much though…sometimes…whine))) I'm really sorry guys! sniffle

Evil cackling Mwahahaha! Okay so I was lying last time…sorry…heh. (((Actually she was just stupid and missed the last word.))) The word "Shi" actually has FIVE meanings…they are as follows: 1) four 2) death 3) poem 4) teacher/master 5) city. Also, I think it can be used at the end of a name, as a 'title' like Mr., Mrs., Ms. Well, I'm not sure about that, but it appears in my dictionary like this: -shi so it appears as a suffix? (((or whatever those things are called))), and it has the translation as meaning "Mr., Mrs., Ms."

Oh yeah, and the word "uchi" just happens to be the nouns: "house/home" and also 1) inside/insider; 2) one's family; one's organization. It is also used as the prepositions "in/among/within". Lastly, it is the conjunction "while", as in: "atsui uchi ni" "While it is hot". Well, enough of my word fun… As always, these things are just what I see in my Japanese/English dictionary. It's always possible that I've misinterpreted them.

Oh yeah, here's one that is relevant to this story: "Hanaji" NOSEBLEED! (o.O)b

This -- OOOOOOO -- indicates a scene change. Like this:

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TEASE Round 7: Oooo! Sour!

Naruto blindly gripped at whatever it was that was supporting his weight as he panted for breath. He was swooning, trying to get his bearings on the situation that just occurred. He wasn't quite sure how a friendly little spar could turn into a fantasy situation he would never have expected, ever, in a million years, and he didn't know why, but he had a funny feeling about something. He shivered when he felt his 'attacker's' hands slip from their position on his ass and catch him under his arms when his knees buckled and he began to collapse. He just couldn't bring himself to believe that what just happened had really just happened. 'What's…going on?'

"Oi, Naruto, get a hold of your self. Calm down."

Naruto looked up to find the voice and blinked in utter confusion. 'How did I get in this position? Wasn't I just in a bath tub?' He glanced down at himself; he was shirtless, yes, but still wearing his pants and hitai-ate. His pants felt wet…sticky. i 'Wasn't I just NAKED? And…what about HIM! Wait…WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED?' /i

"That was fun Naruto. Very enjoyable," Sasuke chuckled, "I haven't had this much fun training since," he paused to think, "Hn! Never!"

Naruto just stared, oblivious.

"That was genjutsu."

Reality was starting to seep back in. Somewhere in Naruto's brain, a light bulb screwed in and turned on, causing the concept of the situation to become ever-so- terribly clear to him. Still trembling, and still weak from the 'attack', Naruto grit his teeth and growled up at his cruel rival, "You! You unbelievable bastard! How could you…do THAT…to ME?" Pissed off beyond words, he wrinkled his nose in disgust, confirmed in the notion that Sasuke was an evil, evil, bastard, indeed. 'That bastard will pay for that last blow with his life!' "You asshole!" He tried to pull away but his legs were still shaky from the genjutsu and Sasuke was able stop him. "Damn it! Let me go!" Naruto clawed and shoved at his rival in vain.

"No way, dobe," Sasuke laughed as he hindered Naruto's desperate attempt to struggle free. "You're mine now. You swore, and you can't take back your words."

Naruto froze at Sasuke's suggestion and was forced to ask a very stupid question, "What the heck are you talking about?"

Sasuke's eye twitched.

Naruto stared, bewildered for a moment, then his eyes shot wide in epiphany. When the flood of enlightenment left him, however, his face screwed up as though he'd eaten something sour. "Venomous bastard," he spat, "I hate you!"

Sasuke's tone of voice shifted to playful teasing in an instant. "Inside the kaleidoscope you said you'd do anything I wanted if I let you have me. I think I'll take you up on that," he winked, "And don't even try to pretend that you were joking around or trying to beat me either. I know it's something that you want very badly." He paused to smirk, rubbing Naruto's words in his face, "I'll let you have your fantasy, Naruto-kuuun, and you can't renege either. You swore. That's your 'Nin-do' isn't it? You can't take back your words." Sasuke smiled wickedly.

Naruto stared, mystified, into Sasuke's dark, peering eyes, trying earnestly to find something he could say in his own defense. He couldn't. He'd really said all that, and he'd meant it too…at the TIME anyway. 'Throws of passion' and all. It was just plain weird now that he wasn't trapped inside an illusion anymore. In fact, he was actually standing, sort of, inside the Uchiha dojo, being held captive in an embrace that he never thought was possible, and he wasn't so sure he wanted to be let go either, but before he had time to fully process his new wave of emotions, he was being lifted to his feet and shoved back against the wall.

Today's training session proved what Sasuke had already suspected. He couldn't even fight with Naruto anymore without becoming furiously turned on. He knew it was the power that did it. He couldn't get enough, and Naruto was so powerful, Sasuke just had to have him…at his mercy. He gripped Naruto's ass and moved in close to rub against him, reveling in the sudden fear evident in his prey. "Mmmm…" His fingertips playfully caressed Naruto's row of whisker marks as he rubbed his throbbing erection into Naruto's taut thigh. "This is going to be fun." He dug his nails into Naruto's scalp and gripped his hair, yanking his head back for better access.

"S-Sasuke…ah…" Naruto was in shock, having no idea how to react to the sudden attention, he thought he might collapse again. 'What if this is… just an illusion? WHAT IF THIS IS REALLY REAL?' He didn't know if he wanted it to be real. The emotion he felt right then was of a variety he'd never felt before, or at least not to the degree to which he was feeling it. The indecision made him growl in frustration, but it wasn't an angry sound. It was passionate and lusty. Tormented. Animal.

"Scared, dobe?" Sasuke taunted.

Naruto yanked Sasuke's head back and brushed the sweaty hair away from his face. "I can take whatever you got," he panted frantically, "And then some!" He grined excitedly, then closed in to capture his tormentor's sassy mouth.

Sasuke moaned into the bracing kiss and pressed hard into Naruto's thigh. "If I'd known you wanted me that badly," he smiled, "I would have done this a long time ago."

Before Naruto could reply, or even ponder Sasuke's statement, he saw red swirling eyes, and everything went black…

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Oh my god, no. NO! I cannot! I will not! I absolutely mustn't! But I am. I'm calling this chappy done. Next time: LEMON! I SWEAR IT!

This is me yelling at myself: (((Oh my friggin' god! You evil bitch! All this time…you were bitching about all the Sasu/Naru…and the lack of Naru/Sasu…and you go and do something like this! What the fuck?)))

Look…I have a really good reason for it I swear!

(((grumble...grumble...It better not suck!)))

There will be no sucking going on, thank you.

(((Whatever. Bitch.)))

Anyways…crap! I don't know if it would be good to post the next chapter here or not…ponders Ah well, if I can't I'll post a link on my author page…or maybe I will put as much as I think this site will allow. In any case, see you all next chapter!

And also: Thank you all who gave me the best reviews ever! You guys all kick so much ass! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

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