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Lesson #7 – Colette Brunel

Here's the 7th history lesson for y'all.

Colette Brunel, contrary to popular belief, was not born with her Cruxis Crystal in her hand. She was not born in Iselia either. And Frank's not even her real father. It's not Remiel either…it's Abyssion.

Abyssion, while on his search for the Devils' Arms, was injured badly one night. Checking into a House of Salvation, he met Phaidra a.k.a. Colette's "grandmother." Phaidra is actually Colette's biological mother. Frank was a hobo gangster she and Abyssion found on the streets of Palmacosta. They took him in to give him a better life…and the orgies.

When Colette was born, she had a 9-inch dildo in her hands. Her parents took this as a sign that their daughter was going to grow up to be the local slut. Afraid of this fate, they immediately found a dwarf to carve them a jewel and claimed it to be the Cruxis Crystal associated with the Chosen.

Therefore, Colette was raised as a Chosen, trained with the abilities needed to undergo the angel transformation and the journey of regeneration. She was also injected with a fluid which postponed the growth of her breasts.

However, Colette's parents' efforts proved futile. Colette grew up to be a naughty girl, humping everything in sight at only the age of 8. When she turned 13, she had used everything around her as a sex toy at least once, including her chakrams and various foods.

Eventually growing bored of everything, Colette started experimenting with animals. She quickly found dogs to be her favorite as their tongues were extremely quick. She now has a lifetime supply of peanut butter to use with dogs.

Colette also disguised her sexual desires with klutziness and constant apologies. Many men have reported to her "accidentally tripping onto their reproductive organs."