A/N: Hi. I own nothing but a fork some pillows and a t-shirt. Love me anyway? 3

Storygirl11: I know darling, she's so fantastical ;) but not as amazing as you ! D'x 3


Akumu: Oh yes…. I forgot that! :O silly silly me :x hahahahaha xD I think Naiomi Is gonna have a … hard time letting her precious little brother hang out with her cousin ;) but you did NOT hear it from ME.


xXDiMEXx: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE IDEAS YOU GENIOUS SEXY BEAST YOU. I WOULD KISS YOU RIGHT NOW. xD Just kidding. My mom wouldn't be happy about that because I'm a sexual saint to her. PSHHHHHHH. But seriously, thank you so much! I will be suuuuure to infuse those into my sexy-awesome-fantastical-storyline soon. ;)


OtherXSideXOfXSorrow: Hi! You're new :'D Welcome to the family love 3 Yes, Naiomi is a bit of a laugh attack instigator…. :O haha


Alaria demon of the dark: Do not worry! This story is my child. I love it and plan on feeding it often now that its summer timeeeee ;)


bored411: I love all those quotes, especially the last one xD. I might just use it ;)


Alice Uzumaki: PLLLEEEEAAASSSEEE don't kill me D'x I'll love you foreverrrrrrrr3333333. Hope this chapter sated your interest ;)


I honestly think that by the time we actually reached Aikiko's dance studio, I had given myself a concussion. There had to be a curved red mark on my forehead, though Kakashi pushed his hand in between the steering wheel and my forehead after some time.

"You're so annoying!"

"You look like the shit that comes out of the sewers!"

"What the hell are you talking about!"

"Enough already!" I finally screamed, turning around and fixing my baby cousin and Sasuke with a harsh look that danced on the fine line of a glare. "It's been not even an hour and I already want to wrap my hands around your throats!"

Sasuke respectfully bowed his head and muttered "Gomenasai Naiomi-Chan…" But my ignorant little cousin didn't realize that when I'm pushed to my limits, I could care a lot less about my safety.

"What crawled up your ass?"

"NOTHING AIKIKO! YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED WAS YOU WALKED IN MY FRONT DOOR!" When I screamed at Aikiko, she allowed her eyes to widen and quickly shut her mouth.

"Sorry Naiomi."

"Sweet Kami, help me."

Aikiko was a kick ass dancer. There was nothing I loved more, other than baseball and maybe Kakashi, than my baby cousin's dancing. I looked like a demented chicken when she tried to teach me so I gave up, but she was gifted… truly gifted when it came to dancing.

As we made our way back to my car, I sped home. I put the radio on and left the volume down, leaning over the steering wheel and riding the buggy in the middle lane's ass. They quickly moved when they saw the cackling crazy bitch behind the wheel.

Pulling into the drive I got out and danced into my front yard, clucking like a chicken and doing my 'special version' of the doggie.

Then I walked into my house like I had done nothing of the sort.

What ended up happening was, Aikiko dominated the couch, making all the boys sit on the floor with the T.V. on the music video channel and me in the kitchen slaving over the stove to make a fillet minion with rice and fries.

Kakashi was denied entry into the kitchen by Sasuke, who deemed this 'Sasuke and Naiomi time' and was starring me down from the kitchen table, making sure I didn't burn myself.

"She said kiss me like you miss me, fuck me like you hate me, and when you're fuckin' someone else just fuck her like she ain't me." I mumbled the words to Drakes song, Hate Sleeping Alone as I stirred the rice in the wok. I pulled out a platter and placed the juicy stake on it. "Sasuke, cut that up for me?"

"Hai." He stood and grabbed a knife from the draw, perfectly cutting up the first steak then the second that I plopped onto the plate before turning my attention to the deep frying french fries.

"Naiomiiiii!" Aikiko whined coming into the kitchen. Sasuke turned around and glared at her.

"This is my time with Naiomi. Leave."

She perked an eye brow and snickered, "Clingy much? Anyway, I'm gonna go home. Mom called, said she was sorry… you know the drill."

"Alright. Are you sure you don't want to stay for dinner?" I asked her, flipping the rice.

"Moms ordering takeout." I nodded and turned, kissing my cousin on the cheek and hugging her as she left.

"She's annoying." Sasuke grumbled, pulling plates out of the cabinet.

"I was the same way." I laughed, looking at him.

"… You're Naiomi. I like you. I don't like her." Sasuke dead panned, starring straight at me.

"Hail the all-mighty Naiomi." I winked and he rolled his eyes, putting steak on each plate. "I want that piece."

"Does it really matt-"

"I said I want that piece. I'm getting that mother fucking piece."

"Okay…"

"Love you Sasu-Chan!" I grinned and pecked his shoulder, seeing how I was too short to peck his forehead.

"She loves me more!" Kakashi called.

"Nope!" I called back.

"Not what you were saying last night!"

Sasuke disappeared and I heard a series of 'ow's' coming from Kakashi. Then Sasuke was back by my side.

"Did you beat him up?" Sasuke nodded. I grinned and hugged him. "That's my boy."


A/N: OH MY FUCKING GOD I MISSED YOU GUYS SO MUCH. D'X

I broke my laptop. And then I got grounded for it. So I bought a new one… and this took me forever to write I'm so sorrryyyyyyyyy. I love you, please, don't hate me. I love you!

Anyway…. I hope you all still read this