this one is definitely my favourite so far, hope y'all like it.
-bones-
7. Deaf
"Booth."
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"Booth."
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"Booth?"
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"Booth!"
"Woah, Bones, no need to shout."
"I really think you should get your hearing tested, Booth."
"I can read fine, Bones. I don't need to get my eyes tested."
"Ears, Booth! Your hearing!"
"I can hear you just fine, Bones."
"Sure you can."
"You've gotten too sarcastic, Bones."
"That's what forty-one years of being married to you does."
"Forty-one years, Bones."
"That's what— you know what? Never mind. Becky called."
"Who the hell's Benny?"
"Becky! She's going to come by tomorrow, she went for her final ultrasound today before the birth."
"Bones, in several weeks we're going to be great-grandparents."
"Well, biologically, the baby won't—"
"Bones. Becky is your granddaughter, the baby is your great-grandchild. Just face it, we're old enough to have adult grandchildren who are having their own families."
"Our biological grandchildren are all younger than 20."
"Mom! Dad!"
"I know how old our grandchildren are, Bones. I mean, yeah, I get their names wrong sometimes but there are eleven of them, plus the four kids, and their spouses, and now a great-grandchild to add to that list, but I know their birthdays like I know your body."
"Dad!"
"Hey, baby! When did you get here?"
"Booth, didn't you hear her knock and shout?"
"Of course I did, Bones. Like I said before I can hear fine."
"Whatever you say, Booth."
"Hey! I heard that!"
