Aaron: Ratchet, make them stop!

Ratchet: Make who stop what?

Aaron: Kris and Zoe are singing Let It Go :(

Ratchet: Well just LET IT GO

Aaron: No...

Ratchet: The cold doesn't have to bother you anyway.

Aaron: I need new friends... -.-

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Jack: Dude, do you remember the name of that techno song we heard last night?

Bumblebee: There was a lot of songs

Jack: it went like: da deh da da da da da deh da da da deh da deh da da da deh daaaa deh da da da da

Bumblebee: Oh man I love that song!

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Kris: Your donuts speak to me...

Optimus Prime: Of course they do. what do they say?

Kris: They sing the song of their people. Seducing my stomach with every word.

Optimus Prime: ...You need to get out more

Kris: They want me to eat them, Oppy. Make them happy, give them a new home.

Optimus Prime: I really worry about you sometimes...

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Kris: Hey, Arcee...

Arcee: Yes?

Kris: Remember when I told you I was going out with my friends?

Arcee: Yes...why?

Kris: I'm in jail.

Arcee: WHAT!?

Kris: DON'T TELL OPPY! I BEG OF YOU!

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Knockout: Pick a letter

Breakdown: K

Knockout: Every kiss begins with K

Knockout: U

Breakdown: Too bad ugly begins with U

Knockout: we're done -.-

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Aaron: Dude its my sisters birthday

Raf: Proud of you...? What'd you get her?

Aaron: Well since she turned 16 she wants something that goes from 0-200 in 3 seconds

Raf: Dude! you bought her a car!?

Aaron: No, I bought her a scale.

Raf: oh you are soo dead

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Knockout: Hey

Knockout: Hello?

Knockout: Are you there?

Knockout: Answer me!

Starscream: sorry i lost my phone i will text you when i find it

Knockout: oh ok

Knockout: wait...

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Miko: OMG the most horrible thing happened!

Kris: Holy scrap! WTF happened!?

Miko: It's huge. The cops are surrounding my house, there's helicopters everywhere, and the S.W.A.T. are breaking down the doors!

Kris: OMG! You have to tell me what happened! Dude, you have to tell me. I'm your best friend!

Miko: My host parent...STOLE A COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR!

Kris: you have three seconds before I ground bridge to your house...

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Optimus Prime: I'm sexy and I know it! When I walk on by, girls be lookin like damn im fly

Arcee: I pimp to da beat walkin down the street in my new lafreak yaaaa

Optimus Prime: This is how I roll animal print pants outa control

Arcee: Its redfoo with the big afro and like bruce lee rock the club, yo

Optimus Prime: Never speak of this again

Arcee: Agreed

Kris: Too late! :D

Optimus Prime: NO!

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Knockout: Hey did you smell all that upsexy outside?

Breakdown: No...?

Knockout: Oooo you're supposed to say what's upsexy

Breakdown: Not much, how bout you?

Knockout: I HATE YOU

Breakdown: XD

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Zoe: Hey someone changed all the names on my contact list. Who's this?

Bulkhead: What does mine say?

Zoe: ICAMEINLIKEAWREAKINGBALL

Bulkhead: -.-

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