R. Ost

Today, we know R. Ost as a being of hatred and immense power. A monster fueled by the rage of even the best Cat Armies. Critical Attacks even more devastating than Waitress Cat herself. M. Ost is an even worse monstrosity in the Uncanny Legends. Golden R. Ost is something we don't talk about, however. That unit is just a little joke for newer players.

When R. Ost was just learning about fighting, he was an eager student with a great personality and beautiful hair. Everyone loved him. The one thing that set him apart, however, was his beak. Almost everything he hit with it would be torn apart, even metallic objects. R. Ost was top of his class, had many friends, and was a teacher's pet.

What people didn't know about R. Ost was his home life. He lives with his mother who was always under the influence. His father left him when he was only 3 years old. His mother would always tell him he wasn't good enough and abuse him. He strived to prove his mother wrong, but no matter what he did, he wasn't enough for her.

One day, after the first semester at the Doge Battle High School in his first year, he came home to his mother his 5 perfect grades he got. When he returned home, she looked at the grades and responded with, 'Who cares? If you weren't such a disappointment already, your father wouldn't have left.'

That broke R. Ost. He began to stop trying in school, bully other students, and even stay out late with other shady people. He began to learn to fight with real pain to defend against his abusive mother. The school couldn't keep him, so they expelled him from school during the second semester. R. Ost spent more and more time out using substances that were ruining his life as much as his parents did.

One day, R. Ost couldn't stand up or see clearly. He went to the hospital but was unable to afford any form of healthcare. That's when the Doge Army found him and made him a deal: fight for the Doge Army, and we will pay for all your medical bills. R. Ost agreed. They paid for a scan of his body, revealing a tumor growth on his brain. R. Ost had developed cancer.

knew it was from all the substance usage. He started getting Chemotherapy, paid by the Doge Army. He began to lose his once beautiful hair. Now he walks in the front lines of the Doge Army with his powerful attacks, Critical Strikes, and hate for almost everything in his heart.

R. Ost was told that the Chemotherapy would not be enough, and he wasn't going to make it. The Doge Army needed to keep such a powerhouse. They took him to the secret laboratory to see if they could fix him themselves. R. Ost didn't know what to expect. He stepped into a test tube and hoped the Doges know what they were doing.

R. Ost stepped out with the feeling of new life. Looking at himself, he looked exactly the same, except with a green glowing stone embedded in his chest. The Doges looked proud of this, but R. Ost didn't understand. He no longer felt weak from cancer. He slept that night thinking his life would go back to normal.

R. Ost woke to excruciating pain. He looked in a mirror to find the source of pain. His body was turning green and his hair was returning. He walked faster and felt stronger. He thought he became invincible. When he went to battle, he lacked the Critical Attacks he performed before. Instead, his beak caused the earth to burst up, pushing back Cats and stopping them.

His brain had also started to return to the strong, intelligent brain it was before. He began to spend his off time practicing and performing comedy. He was becoming famous. He began to use his humor to excite the Doge Army before a battle. While in battle, he would make jokes and do other humorous stuff. Too bad a pair of Slapstick Cats had better comedy skills than him and made him seem like dirt.

R. Ost needed a name change to celebrate his new life. He wanted to become Relic Ost, but then he would still be R. Ost. He thought about it for a long time. Alas, he decided to just change the R to an M. The M meant nothing special. His new name was M. Ost, like as in M. Ost annoying enemy in the game.