Author: The Plot Bunny Whisperer
Title:
Dear Journal
Rating: PG
Genre:
Humor/Parody
Pairing:
Remus/Shacklebolt implied
Summary: CrackFic. Dear Diary sister/sequel. "Dear Journal, Got an interesting owl from Malfoy's mum today. Apparently, Voldemort tried to kill Malfoy so she sent him to Anger Management Therapy."
Warning: Implied slash.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't care, don't sue.

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AN: Later posting than I planned on, but still within my one-a-day decision... rule... thingie. Er... Yeah.

Enjoy!

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Dear Journal,

Narcissa Portkeyed Nagini to Alaska.

Dumbledore tried to break Snape out of the Psychiatric Ward for Insane Witches and Wizards.

Had Dobby lace his lemon drops with numbing solution.

Sent Voldemrot a care package full of "tea".

Harry