Kira: Welcome back all to the latest chapter of Ask The Seireitei! I apologize for my long absence –
Ichigo: Yeah, you could have at least told us so we didn't have to rush back from Las Noches.
Yachiru: Don't blame Kira-chan! Or I'll get Ken-chan to do something really baaad to you.
Kira: … ok. Let's continue. I –
-Door bursts open. An annoyed Hitsugaya walks in-
Kira: -sigh- Has everyone arrived? -does headcount- Well, this chapter is going to run as usual. Read till the end, though, the next chapter will be FUN.
Everyone else: -shiver- Uh…
Kira: Now for the questions! First up…
From AllenxWalker'sxEnemy:
Have
a nice vacation! And I can't wait for the special.
I've just got
one question:
Mayuri, do you mind having Nemu wear such a short
skirt?
Kira: Mayuri, thankfully, isn't here. And I don't think I want to invite him either… -glances sidelong at Uryuu- Oh, and the special has been postponed. Instead…
Yachiru: Read to the end of the chapter to find out!
From Satoshistar7:
I'm sorry I don't mean to get personal, but what was your mother Uryuu like or Ryuken what was your wife like? By the way Uryuu, have you finally figure out what your father is protecting? Cause it is kind of obivious.
Uryuu: -pushes up glasses- Uh… she was kind and a bit like Yoshino-san… and she was really self-sacrificing…
Ryuuken: She was a Quincy too. And no, I don't think he's figured that out yet.
Uryuu: I hav- Oh… no.
Kira: Are you that short-sighted, Megane-kun?
Uryuu: Megane-kun??
Yachiru: I like it! Megane-chan!
Uryuu: -resigned glare- Right…
From bladescream:
hoping
for your special!! :D gin- how long can you keep your eyes up so
that you look normal with your eyes, (btw side note, wtf 42.7
cm?? isnt that like around
have fun on your vacation
heres the
questions
lol
Ichimaru: -still smiling- I don't like opening my eyes much, ya know, so I haven't tried.
Kira:
I know it's hard to believe, but yes, 42.7 cm… ukitake-
how long have you and shunsui been friends?
Ukitake:
Oh, ever since we first met at the original Shinigami Academy…
maybe a few thousand years ago? I've lost count already. renji-
how long did it take you to get bankai? and how exactly did u get it?
Kira: That would be spoiling the story, wouldn't it?
Renji:
I got it during the Soul Society arc, I'm not saying
more. yachiru-
which person give you the most candy?
Yachiru:
Ken-chan, of course! -pulls out a packet of candy- He gave me this
just now when I was bored! -Munches on candy- urahara-
who supplies some of your merchandise? or do you make all of your
products?
Urahara:
All my products are handmade from raw supplies Tessai helps me ship
in. Except souls and the like, those are… -whisper- I smuggle them
out of Seireitei. ok
thats it for now, update soon yadda yadda yadda, so yeah, hope u have
fun on your vacation and all, two weeks have never felt so
long...ahahah...
From fluffylover119:
Byakuya: What career would you take in the human world if you weren't a shinigami?
Byakuya: I have no idea. I don't even know what careers are available there.
Renji:
What's the worst thing that happenned to you?
Renji: Being beaten by a ryoka who doesn't even know the name of his own zanpakuto.
Ichigo:
It's didn't,
I now know! Shiro-chan:
Can I call you Shiro-chan? Even if you say no I'll
do it anyway!
Hitsugaya: NO.
Yachiru: Don't be mean, Shirou-chan!
Hitsugaya: -mutter- If Zaraki wasn't here…
Ichigo:
In a battle, did you ever trip and fall down at the stupidest time
and way possible and people were watching? And if Yes, describe in
detail!
Ichigo: NO-
Kira: Yes! I was watching you fight a hollow the other time, and I saw you trip over a stone and fall and you even needed the Karakura Heroes to come and save you!
Ichigo: -backs away slowly- How did you know…?
From ilianabrpadfoot:
HIHI
KIRA-CHAN! As promised, I read the fic! WHOOHOO! GO RYUUKEN
SAMA!
Kira: Before anyone says anything, yes, you can be a host. I'll send you the next chapter when it's nearly done if you want. And STOP FANGIRLING OVER RYUUKEN.
Uryuu:
Questions:
At what age did you run away? Were you AWARE that it was ILLEGAL?
Uryuu:
Just after Ojii-san died. And I don't think it was
illegal. Ryuuken
sama:
Do you have a car? OO
Ryuuken:
No, but I have a license. Renji:
Have
you ever played tennis? You know, the game in which you bat a green
ball around the court with a raquet?
Renji: Uh… yes.
Ichigo: You lost 25-0! Ha!
Renji: It was my first time playing!
Ichigo: You still lost 25-0!
Renji: Yeah, well, the glint from your hair nearly blinded me from the ball!
Ichigo: Sore loser. And your hair was worse than mine!
Renji: Was no-
Kira:
Enough.
-glares
at both- Ichigo:
If
I locked you and Uryuu together in a dark room, what do you think you
would be doing together? )
Ichigo: What?!
Uryuu:
What did you just say…? Hitsugaya:
pokeslaughspokes
againlaughs maniacally and runs away
Hitsugaya:
-evil grin- Bakudou no ichi, Sai! You can stay there for the rest of
the time. VIVI-CHAN
I DEMAND THAT YOU ADD ISSHIN! AFTER ALL YOU ADDED RYUUKEN SAMA SO WHY
NOT!
Kira: FINE. Now stop calling me that.
Yachiru: -still munching on candy- It's the end of the chapter! Now for the important announcements!
Kira: First of all! Next chapter is Bleach Truth Or Dare! Send in dares as well as truths for the characters, as many as you want! The more the better!
Yachiru: Sayonara then!
