Rule #6-Clint is no longer allowed to wander in the vents after eating gassy food

Every Monday the Avengers would gather at the dinner table for a delicious Mexican feast made Pepper (or Taco Bell if she was too exhausted to cook). But this Monday made the Avengers re think Mexican Monday a bit more. It was two hours after dinner and everyone was off doing their usually nightly activities. Pepper and Jennifer were working on paperwork in their offices, Steve and Thor were in the gym, Janet and Natasha were watching '10 Things I Hate About You' in the main room, Tony and Bruce were in the lab and Clint was all by himself in the vents.

Clint was laying down on his stomach watching some epic fail videos on Youtube. He ate quite a bit of food at dinner and was currently feeling extremely bloated, but he's been in much worse pain than this so he truly didn't care. About three minutes in to the current video he was watching he couldn't take the pain anymore and let out a silent but long fart. A sigh of relief escaped his lips as he continued to stare at his phone screen.

Not even twenty seconds after the gas was released in the vents, it spread across the tower. As Bruce and Tony were sitting at their separate stations, Tony's nose started to crinkle and his faced formed a not very pleasant look.

"Dammit Banner, why'd you have to let that bomb off in here?" Tony asked.

Bruce also had a disgusted look on his face as he glared at Tony. "It wasn't me thank you very much. However, that odor is very strong."

After the words left Bruce's mouth, Janet, Natasha, Pepper and Jennifer stormed in to the lab with the same disgusted glare Bruce had a few seconds ago.

"Tony, what the hell did you do to the vents?!" Natasha shouted at him, coughing afterwards due to the foul smell.

"Woah hey now, I didn't..."

"Stark, what did you put in the vents?!" Steve yelled stomping in with Thor close behind.

"WHY IS EVERYONE ASSUMING I DID IT?!"

"Well to be fair this does seem like an immature prank you would pull." Bruce responded.

"And you're helping me how?"

Bruce shrugged his shoulders in response while Pepper pinched the bridge of her nose.

"Okay, well if you didn't let off that stink bomb then who..."

Jennifer pulled Pepper's shoulder back as a sign that she knew the exact person who would spread the smell around the tower.

"Let's just take a brief moment to think about what we had for dinner and who lies around in the vents the most." Jennifer stated.

Five seconds later everyone in the room screamed "CLINT BARTON!" as loud as they could. Clint was very startled at first by everyone screaming his name, but that still didn't stop him from quickly crawling to where the sound was. When he reached the lab, his nose started to crinkle at the smell of his own gas but he was much more focused on the eight people glaring up at him.

"What," was the only response he could muster.

"Clint, did you pass gas in the vents?" Janet asked.

"Yeah, so?"

The eight people on the ground just exchanged looks and nodded in agreement on what had to be done.

"Okay," Pepper said clapping her hands together "As of right now all the Avengers except for Hawkeye are to evacuate to the Avengers mansion until this scent has been replaced with something clean and fresh. Mr. Barton when you have accomplished this please contact the mansion. Let's go everyone."

As everyone began to walk out of the lab, Clint shouted back "Oh c'mon guys, it's just a fart!"

"It is still a foul odor you released in to our ventilation system!" Thor shouted back in his booming voice.

The door was slammed shut as Clint hopped down from the vents and said to himself "Okay maybe it wasn't just a normal fart."

Short Epilogue: It took two days and a lot of fans and febreze before the tower was safe to live in again.

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A/N: I'd say that's a pretty great way to kick off the story again. Thank you so, so much to logan's kid for the idea, I know it's not exactly like what you suggested but it's still pretty close and funny (I hope). As for the guest who commented a suggestion about the team and fangirls/boys your idea is going to take a little bit longer to think about but I promise you that once I figure out the whole storyline for it I will write it. Make sure to favorite and follow if you are enjoying the story and make sure to comment more ideas for what you want to see this crazy team do! :)