Portugal Says:
Olá, China.
Sou eu, Portugal,
It's been a while since we've had a decent conversation, so when I saw you were answering questions I figured why not, sim?
In fact it's been thirteen years, sim? Ever since the handover of Macau, how is he doing by the way?
Now don't get me wrong I'm still mad at you! I will not forget that moment when i had to hand over o meu querido Macau.
Still it's been long enough,sim? I'm sick with the euro crisis, so i decided to stop being uma cadela rancoroso and try to reconcile.
So how about it China, amigos?
Just to sweeten the deal, I've sent over some pastelas de nata, hope you enjoy.
Pastries and Dancing for all,
Maria Henriqueta Lisboa-Carriedo (Portugal)
China Says:
Dear Portugal,
Aiyaaa aru, still mad at me? QAQ
Like the great Buddha said, "Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned, aru!"
(I added the aru)
Macau is fine, he is well and healthy aru. His economy is not bad too, aru! Furthermore, he is a good kid. He doesn't defy me like Ah Wan and Ah Xiang, aru. =w=
He still misses you, I think, aru. How good and filial! You have taught him well, aru.
... Aiyaaa! The Euro crisis?
Aiyaaaa, aru!
You need help, aru?
Why didn't you say so, aru?
(You are still mad at me after all, aru... Aiyaaaa! A)
I'm not sure if I can help you, Portugal, aru. My exchange rate is cheap, but that is what keep me going.
And the cosplay items, doujinshi, merchandise, clothes, BJDs, laptops, softwares from TaoBao, aru! :D You should have your own version of my TaoBao!
However, right now, you probably need an exchange rate like Luxembourg's, or America's, even.
England has a very good exchange rate too, aru! He is even richer than America, aru.
I suggest going over to England's house with a huge assortments of teas (especially black and Tie GuanYin), to negotiate out something. ^^
My letter to you is done here. Thank you, aru.
Good luck, aru!
Well wishes, aru,
China
PS: Xiexie for the pastelas, aru! Panda and I enjoyed it while opening other letters to read and reply to.
Daigou's Note:
Please send your letters to China through reviews or PMs of the happy daigou under China.
Thank you very much for future letters, your kindness is very much appreciated.
您们也能用华文来写信给我!(You may also write letters in Chinese!) ^^
