I thought of this idea because drunk people have more fun it's proven by scientists…who were drunk.
It was late in the evening and Trucy wanted to play with her father but he was nowhere to be found.
"Mommy have you seen Dad?" Trucy asked.
"He's out with his friends it's guy's night out," Iris said but looked unhappy.
Trucy looked confused.
"What's guys night out?" she asked innocently.
"It's when your father and his fiends go out and do whatever guys do at night," Iris said pouting.
"Why are you upset mommy?" Trucy asked concerned.
"It's just that they seem to always get drunk when they go out," she said.
Meanwhile at a nearby Bar
Pheonix, Klavier, Ron, Max, and surprisingly Edgeworth were happily drinking to their hearts content. However they needed someone to be a designated driver.
"Ok here's how we pick this time last one to get drunk has to drive," Pheonix stated holding a beer bottle.
Everyone agreed. Soon everyone was chugging down beer as fast as they could trying to get drunk. First one to get drunk was Klavier, followed by Pheonix, Ron, and Edgeworth. Leaving poor Max unable to drink anymore beer.
"IIIIIIL take that can Max," Pheonix slurred over his drunken self.
He reached for his can and began to air sip all of what was left.
"You got to learn how to put some better make up on you look like a gay basterd a reeeeaaaaly gay basterd," Klavier said trying to tick of Max.
"So how much does it cost to sleep with Regina?" Ron asked grabbing another can of beer.
This however is what got max furious.
"Shut up your criminal wanabe!" Max lashed out.
"Better than being a gay basterd," Ron said high fiving Klavier.
Max was on the verge of punching Ron's curly haired face of.
"What's wrong Max can't take a joke I figured you'd be ok after taking that clowns crap all the time," Edgeworth slurred.
Everyone was laughing including Max who had forgotten about the previous insults.
"Hey everyone lets make a bet whoever can get laid first wins 50 bucks!" Klavier said.
"Hey no fair you got that stupid pheromone bottle to help you cheeeater!" Ron argued.
"Don't worry I got bottles for all of us now all you need is a girl!" Klavier said throwing out his pheromone cologne.
"But wait what if we forget?" Pheonix stated.
"Maxy oh Maxy write the bet down" Klavier said throwing some paper at max including a pen.
"You could say please," Max insisted but wrote down the bet anyway.
"Well you could be a gay clown!" Klavier argued and more laughter busted from the group.
The Night finally passed and Pheonix had become come silver by midnight.
He was still a bit confused as to what this silver spay bottle was in his pocket and why fifty dollars went missing from his pocket.
However this bottle would change Pheonix's life forever.
First the pheromone cologne idea isn't mine its MissYaio (I think that's how you spell it)
Anyway I couldn't hold out on this idea any longer so I hope you guys like what's coming.
