Hello and SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER! Hope you guys are loving this story as much as mine :)
And I don't own the characters, Cassie Clare does so unfair :(
Chapter Seven
Me: So hello and welcome to the girls' version of the boys' version of Question Time. This show was due to finish two hours ago but Magnus Bane made sure to keep this show going for at least two more days. Thanks Magnus!
Magnus: No sweat sugar. Wait, I'm supposed to be in my dressing room. I was never here.
Me: So, here are all the girls:
Clary: Hi! (Crowd cheers).
Tessa: Good afternoon (Crowd cheers).
Isabelle: Hey (Crowd screams).
Cecily: Hi (Guys scream).
Maia: Hello people! (Crowd cheers).
Sophie: Good day (Crowd claps).
Jessamine: Ugh, not this again (Crowd boos).
Me: So, it's an entire girl's show and I don't have any questions. I'll need to think of some soon.
Cecily: Tessa, how are you doing without Will? Or Jem?
Tessa: How are you doing without Gabriel?
Cecily: I do not care to answer that.
Clary: Did any of you just see Will and Jace?
Jessamine: Ugh, it is plain that they are hiding behind that curtain.
Will: Damn! We've been spotted.
Jace: Let's just stay here anyway.
Cecily: You men are awful hiders.
Maia: I can't believe that you and Will are related.
Jessamine: I don't think anyone can.
Cecily: Apart from Will.
Me: OK, so the first question goes to Clarissa.
Clary: Cool.
Isabelle: This'll be good.
Jace: I am totally listening now.
Will: You sound like a fourteen year old version of Six Fingered Nigel.
Jace: Who's' Six Fingered Nigel?
Will: Were you not there when I explained to everyone about him? Oh yes, you were not. A story for your wedding party young Herondale.
Me: Clary, would you rather kiss Jace if he had rabies or if he had a deadly contagious disease?
Will: She didn't ask these types of questions at our one, did she?
Jace: Nope.
Clary: I would kiss him either ways. I would still love him.
Will: You chose a good one Jace.
Jace: That's the first time you've called me Jace.
Will: Don't expect it to happen again.
Me: You have to choose one.
Clary: Fine. I'd kiss him if he had a deadly contagious disease. No matter what, I DO NOT WANT RABIES.
Isabelle: You say it girlfriend.
Maia: I would have said that too.
Tessa: You realise that Jace was listening to every word.
Clary: Oh, I was aware.
Me: Next question goes to Tessa.
Tessa: Very well.
Will: This will be interesting.
Me: Whose kisses were better: when you were with Jem in his room or when you were in the cave with Will?
Tessa blushes.
Jace smirks: She's rendered speechless.
Will: I have that affect on women, but not normally on Tessa. Wait, she was in Jem's room. Jem kissed her?!
Jace: They were engaged to be married…
Cecily: That is a very difficult question.
Jessamine: Sounds simple to me.
Clary: So glad Jace and I are complicated in another way that isn't like this.
Tessa: This matter is very delicate. Jem and I were interrupted by his…condition. I never had anything real with Jem but the moments we had were sweet. Will and I are a different matter entirely. I suppose I must say…Will.
Will: Yes!
Jace: Keep it down idiot.
Will: Well, excuse me!
Me: Now onto Isabelle's question.
Isabelle: Let's get this over and done with. I have a hot date with Simon and Chairman Meow.
Magnus: Stay away from my cat!
Me: Magnus, go.
Magnus leaves.
Me: Isabelle, would you rather have turned Simon into a manatee or a cow?
Silence.
Isabelle: What kind of question is that?
Cecily: What is a manatee?
Maia: That would have been damn funny.
Tessa: A manatee is a sea cow. But cute.
Jace: I would have paid to see Simon get turned into a cow.
Sophie: I wouldn't want Gideon turned into either of them.
Clary: Wondered where you'd gone. Fell asleep with dreams of Gideon, didn't you?
Sophie: I really don't care to answer that.
Jessamine: She did not deny it.
Isabelle: I would turn him into a cow.
Jace: So she could ride him all day.
Will smirks.
Me: So, Cecily, your question.
Cecily: Yes Gabriel. I mean, OK.
Will: I can't believe she's thinking about Lightworm.
Jace: Guess she's serious about him.
Will; UGH!
Me: So, who would be the bridesmaid at your wedding? Who would be the flower bearer? What colour would the dresses be?
Cecily: Um, my bridesmaid would be Tessa probably. The flower bearer would be Sophie. The dresses would probably be blue.
Will: Fits with Gabriel's plan.
Jace: It's like they were made for each other.
Will: I hate you sometimes, Jace.
Jace: Thanks.
Me: Sounds sweet. Maia, your turn.
Maia: Yay, another question.
Clary: Was that sarcastic, Maia?
Maia: Yes, it was.
Me: You never did answer that question of whether you love Bat or Jordan more. What about that shower scene? Or the gentleness of Bat? Do you prefer Jordan's nervousness + strength or Bat's kindness?
Maia: Um…
Jace: Totally going on video for Jordan later.
Maia: Jordan's dead. I shouldn't be answering this. I loved him, he was my first love. But I think he loved me too much. Bat is refreshing and I like him a lot. I love them both in their own ways.
Sophie: How sweet is that? How perfectly beautiful! They are lucky to have you, Miss Roberts.
Me: Good thing you're talking Sophie, it's your turn!
Sophie: Oh dear. I really don't want a repeat of what happened earlier.
Will: That question earlier was spectacular.
Jace: Gideon's face!
Me: We'll find out what happens, after the ad break!
