An unexpected turn of events
Chapter 7: grieving the infected community
That familiar purring and warmth was long gone when I woke up to see my girlfriend was gone. Wait did I just call her my girlfriend,heh she has grown on me. Well anyways for some reason today I was feeling like being an asshole and griefing the infected community. As soon as I walked out of the safe room I heard all of the infected waking up as I planned up a nasty plot. I moved all of the pop machines in front of the doorways to block out the doors as I waited for magic to happen
"WHO THE HELL PUT THIS VENDING MACHINE HERE?" a charger yelled as he tried to push it with no luck.
"damn griefers!" jockey said as I ran out into the streets laughing.
When I got down into the street I saw a mr softee ice cream truck as I hid a bunch of pipe bombs inside it as I hit the horn making the jingle play as I activated the pipe bombs and ran.
"ICE CREAM!" a bunch of boomers yelled as they tried breaking into the truck. The pipe bombs went off and the truck exploded and blood and vomit flew throughout the air. I looked around the corner to see the beautiful tank burger sign
"YESSSSSS!" I yelled as I charged towards the almost shining building.
"hey isn't that the bad ass that killed our pack leader?" trish asked as she blew out her blonde hair from her face.
"it is him,I remember that foot from anywhere" Christie said as she rubbed her bruised chin from that bare knuckle.
"I'm kind of glad he killed her,she was a bitch" Claire said as she adjusted her orange hood
"I think we should thank him for killing her,who's with me?" Sarah said as she watched the young man run almost at the speed of light.
"yeah,we should totally thank him" justine agreed as a car tire flew over their heads from the teen moving the barricade out of the door
"I agree sisters,after all I think he's pretty cute" trish said as she got into leaping position
"let's go sisters" she then commanded as the group headed towards the burger tank.
I broke into the building and charged towards the back when I heard that familiar crying.
"OH SHUT UP!" I yelled as I lifted a confused witch as I slammed her head into the wall,killing her instantly.
"IM GONNA GET A PYRO SPECIAL WITH A LARGE DR PEPPER WITH NO ICE AND A LARGE ORDER OF CHICKEN NUGGETS!" I yelled as I cooked up the burgers
I started to eat the immensely hot burger and nuggets when suddenly a bark and a window smashing got me out of my eating. I turned around to see that familiar blond huntress from yesterday.
"stay back I know jarate!" I yelled as I did a stereotypical white guy trying to make himself look like he knows karate pose as she started to advance. I turned to try to run in the opposite direction to be face to face with a red haired huntress. I backed into another direction to bump in the other 3 as I backed into a corner.
"I'm sorry for lying about minecraft!" I yelled as I slipped on some kitchen grease and crawled into the corner as they move closer and closer.
" please don't eat me.." I said as I closed my eyes to hear a familiar sound I opened my eyes to see the blonde one was sitting on my lap,purring as she moved hair from my face and looked into my eyes.
"uh don't tell me..." I said as she finished my sentence with a nod.
"look I don't think this can work out.." I said before purring came from the other 4 also.
"oh shitttttt" I yelled as I dashed out of the building and headed back to the apartment with them hot on my heels. I slammed the door and looked out the bar windows to see the pack sitting on the floor in front of the door as the blond one whimpered a bit
" look if you want we can be friends and we can hang out" I tried to make her happy which worked as she nodded excitedly. I opened the door a bit which resulted in her jumping through the door and landing on top of me, licking my face like a dog.
"NO STOP PLEASE THAT TICKLES!" I laughed out before she got off of me and a confused bark came from the window. I turned to see my captor with a paper bag in her mouth which had a picture of fat bald Russian guy revving up a mini gun with the logo heavy sandvich guy.
" oh hi, I just made some new friends" I said as she looked at the 5 and started to talk to each other in infected language.
"what are you doing here?" candice said as she looked at the blond huntress
"relax, we were actually hoping to see you,we want to offer you something" trish said as she patted Sean on the head.
"what do you want?" Candice asked,still in a stern tone
" we wanted to ask if you wanted to be our pack leader" she replied which confused Candice
"thanks but no thanks, I don't want to go down that road again" Candice said as she picked up Sean and placed him on the couch again
"suit yourself,by the way your little friend here is so adorable" trish replied as she scratched his head.
"well you better not get any ideas he's mine" Candice replied as she dropped the bag onto his lap
" well see you around, and thanks for killing your bitch sister" trish said before leaving along with her pack.
"sandvich is delicious" Sean said as he ate the sandvich saying om nom nom after taking each bite. After finishing the sandvich I pulled out a strange drink called BONK! Atomic punch.
I opened it and took a sip when suddenly I started shaking and started running on the walls for 6 seconds,falling asleep immediately after
"Jesus.." Candice said as she looked wide eyed at her sleeping prey.
"note to self,destroy all BONK! I see" Candice said as she took off her hood and plopped next to her special prey
