Guys I just wanted to say thanks for all the reviews! I really appreciate them. I honestly never expected this to get that much attention seeing as how it's my attempt to stay slightly productive when I'm stuck on a longer piece. So even though it's not a longer piece or a story with an involved plot, I'm still glad I could give you guys something to enjoy. Thank you for all the feedback on the last chapter. I'm really grateful that I can ask your opinion on things and actually get an answer. And I'm glad that you guys enjoyed the last chapter. Lol, based on reviews, apparently people like sex and angst. Haha anyways, I updated super quick as a thanks for all the reviews and helpful messages I got. :)


Chapter 7:

Global Warming


but wait…we could just paint all the roofs white

but wait…what are you even talking about?

global warming! remember? they said because ice isn't reflecting the light, the world is absorbing more heat

white roofs would reflect the light again. i cant wait to tell ms doyle tmrw!

vega what the hell that lesson was 3 days ago

i know but i just thought of it when some girl was wearing white shorts. they were so bright

were you staring at her ass?

no.

i think you were

i wasn't.

thats not important jade. were talking about humanity here. i just thought of a way to fight global warming!

yay for you. nerd.

you should be happy. i know every summer you fear you might catch fire

OH.

lol of course if everyone was pale like you, we prob wouldnt need to paint the roofs white in the first place

FUCK YOU VEGA

tori: 2 points. west: 0

vega: dying? jade: killing

tori: sorry. jade: forgive me?

No.

oh come on i was just kidding. i like your pale skin

i do not want to talk about this.

your so sensitive

I AM NOT

you know i don't like my inability to tan

i like it. youre like a mythical being. like out of a fantasy book. like an elf

an elf? you really are a nerd

or…maybe your like a vampire. crushing souls and sucking the fun out of everything

well aren't you on a roll today. i would be proud of your comebacks if you weren't sincerely pissing me off

im just mad that you didn't acknowledge my genius plan :(

omg what do you want me to do about it? im not the president I cant order everyone to paint their damn roofs white.

maybe you can convince that bimbo to wear shorts everyday along with her stupid friends though

omg jade i told you i wasn't looking at her like that

yeah thats why you noticed her shorts. Because they *weren't* on her ass right?

omg seriously?

seriously.

whatever

whatever

ugh jade

ugh vega

what the hell

what the hell

stopppp

stopppp

i hate you

i love you too

aww :)

-.-

only you would find something to smile about in the middle of a fight

we aren't fighting. and you said i love you first :D

ughhhh it doesn't even count

it always counts :)

shut up

hahaha she loves me. she loves me

shut upppppppp

hey did you wanna be a scientist when you were younger?

um yeah. now not so much but i still love science

wow…

yeah…do you think im a nerd for that too?

no. if i didn't wanna be an actress/screenwriter, id prob do something with history or english or both

and if YOU came up to me excited about some dinosaur bone, id be happy for you. i wouldn't tease you about it :/

dinosaurs are paleontology dude. has Friends taught you nothing?

whatever. dinosaurs are part of history too. omg can i call you ross?

omg :D absolutely not -.-

haha dinosaur nerd

YOURE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT THE DINOSAURS UP! i said i liked history

whatever ross

ross was a bitch and im nothing like him

wait does that make you rachel?

no cause your kinda right and i didnt like her with him…im monica

so we're related now? cause…that's incest

haha ill be joey then

how you doin? ;)

what has this conversation turned into

idk lol


Again, thanks so much for all the support and love and feedback! I really appreciate it. Um…the only thing I have to say about this chapter is I know it's really random and their conversation kind of just went everywhere but sometimes conversations do that, especially in text messages. Tori would totally be Joey lol though Jade is certainly not Ross.