The next morning was Saturday. Blossom felt really bad for what happened at Mike's place last night and she wanted to find Mike somehow and apologize. How could she find out where Mike was though? No one knew a lot about Mike, but her interests and that she has Facebook. Blossom still felt lustful for Mike, she even began to wonder if she were a lesbian or not. She then studied how close Buttercup seemed to be with Trixie Tang lately and decided to ask for advice. Buttercup was outside, practicing her Kendo moves.

"Hey, Buttercup." Blossom greeted.

"What's up, Bloss?" Buttercup asked, kicking some training dummies down in the backyard.

"Umm... Do you know if...uhh... Do you know if Mike Mavinsky is a lesbian?" Blossom blushed once she said the L word, she wasn't very comfortable with that term yet, despite her age.

"Mike Mavinsky?" Buttercup sounded as if she had never heard that name before. She then remembered Suzy and Tootie's endless fan club choices. "Oh, yeah, Mike! I don't know, actually, I hear a lot of people say she is. Why would you ask me, anyway?"

"Well, I know how much you like Trixie Tang." Blossom replied, with a soft smile.

Buttercup punched her fist deep into the dummy's stomach with her eyes widening. "Excuse me?"

"Buttercup, I've seen you around her. I think you like her."

"That's sick! I'm not a lesbian! You're not a lesbian! Bubbles isn't a lesbian!"

Blossom paused for a moment. "I think I might be... But I'm not sure..."

Buttercup turned to her. "Is this why you were home late last night? The Professor nearly turned the town upside down looking for you!"

"I know, but yes, it was because of Mike. I went to her house."

"Mike lives in a house?"

"Kinda, she lives with her sister, their parents died when Mike was five years old."

Buttercup still shrugged, unsure about Mike and what to tell her sister. "Look, I don't know Mike that well, why don't you go ask Lu or Og? They know her better than anyone else in this town."

"Lu and Og?" Blossom wondered. "Who are they?"

"They're from some desert island," Buttercup shrugged, unsure herself. "Look, stop asking me dumb questions, that's what trigonometry class is for! They live in some apartment downtown if you wanna see them, but they're probably at a coconut shack right now, cuz... That's what they eat on desert islands. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to train to impress Sensei Jack!"

"Okay, Buttercup, thanks anyway." Blossom smiled, then walked down the street.

"Man, Dexter really messed her up lately." Buttercup shrugged and continued to practice fight. "HI-YAH!"


Lu and Og were indeed in the coconut shack. They were drinking some sort of coconut milk shake as Lu held a stuffed animal of a turtle tight in her arms. They both sensed a presence and turned to see Blossom.

"Uh, hi!" Blossom greeted with a wave.

"Hi." Og greeted with a gentle smile.

"What do you want?" Lu sounded bored with her already.

"It's about Mike, you two know her better than anyone else in school," Blossom sat down, pulling up a chair to their table. "Do you guys know if she's a lesbian or not?"

"A what?" Og sounded uncomfortable.

"Og, beat it, this is girl talk time." Lu waved him off.

Og shrugged, then left the girls alone as told.

"That's not nice to treat your boyfriend that way." Blossom scolded Lu.

"He's not boyfriend, he's my cousin!" Lu rolled her eyes. "My boyfriend, well he doesn't know he is yet or not, is a superhero!"

"Wow," Blossom smiled, then remembered why she wanted to talk to Lu in the first place. "Um, so Lu, is Mike a lesbian?"

"Mike Mavinsky?" Lu asked, because she knew there was a crazy guy named Mike who was once on an island himself and had multiple personality disorder.

Blossom nodded.

"Oh, yeah," Lu nodded back. "She's been that way ever since Eddy went to visit his brother out-of-town a while, and Mike got lonely. She then realized that their relationship was going down South lately, so she got interested in girls. She wanted to make out with me." Lu sounded aroused about that memory.

"Did you let her?" Blossom leaned forward.

"Ew, no! Why would I let her kiss me!? I'd rather marry a Cuzzlewitz!"

"So, Mike is a lesbian?"

"Yeah, she is," Lu finally confirmed. "I hope she finds someone to keep her decent and sane because I'd hate for anything to happen to that culture changing weasel!"

"Can you tell me anything else about Mike, like where she is now?"

"She's with Jen, they had an important, emergency family meeting, so Mike can't go outside today. You'll see her in school on Monday."

"Thanks, Lu." Blossom smiled.

"Don't mention it, ever, to anyone. Oh, and sorry about Dexter."

"That's okay, I think I found myself a new prince."

"I can't believe Dexter would do that to you, and under the bleachers with that rat, Susan Test!"

"You saw it happen?"

"I'm a cheerleader, I see everything in the gym, I even told everyone about it in the first place."

"Wow." Blossom felt uncomfortable now.

"It's okay, I won't hurt you." Lu smiled, then she narrowed her eyes as she saw Hermione Cuzzlewitz come in with Manny Rivera. "Hey! You stole my man!" she growled at the girl in blue.

Hermione saw Lu and walked outside the shack.

"Don't you walk away from me!" Lu demanded, going after her violently.

Blossom sighed sadly, she really wanted to see Mike again. Blossom glanced out the window and saw Dexter with BELL of all people. She dashed to the window and sped outside storming to Dexter. "Why on Earth would you be with Bell?"

"It's okay, Blossom," Dexter assured. "Bell has a surprise that'll cheer us both up, right Bell?"

"Oh, yes, of course." Bell nodded, smirking sinisterly toward Blossom as she clutched a GIR plush doll.

"Well, what is it?" Blossom crossed her arms, sounding impatient. Bell had tried to kill everyone before, she knew that Bell could never be up to any good.

"Right, here." Bell took out a whistle and blew it.

Suddenly, the citizens of Megaville panicked once there was a three-headed dragon. Everyone, but Bell, panicked and ran away as the monster rampaged through town and directly grabbed Blossom to hold her hostage.

"Blossom!" Dexter cried.

Bell laughed wickedly as she sat down to watch the fight.

"What is wrong with you!?" Dexter snarled at the white clad girl.

Bell shrugged and continued to enjoy Blossom being taken care of.

"Someone help!" Blossom screamed.

There came quick running from downtown into the scene. It was a figure of Mike in human form and she had cracked her knuckles together and made it dark and stormy as it was clear and sunny earlier. Her eyes turned crimson red as shadows formed over her. Shadows escaped from her feet and they went to attack the dragon. She was now in control of the shadows of the world.

The shadows casted over the dragon. The dragon's heads breathed fire and lightning to attack the shadows. A few shadows had died down, but they soon were on the attack again. Blossom screamed for dear life as she was almost about to be eaten alive, burnt to death, electrocuted, or just ripped apart for death. Mike summoned more shadows and used her wolf claws to slay the beast and save Blossom's life. The dragon screeched in pain, making Bell angry with loss. Blossom was safely sent down beside Dexter as Mike continued to fight.

"Oh, Mike, be careful." Blossom quietly prayed, a tear running down her cheek.

"Blossom,...I..." Dexter held his hand out to touch her hand.

Mike kept fighting which made Blossom excited, nervous, and turned on for Mike. Blossom kept watching with content and didn't hear a word from Dexter. Blossom then gasped once Mike was swallowed nearly whole.

"NO!" Blossom yelled.

"YES!" Bell cheered.

The dragon had successfully killed Mike Mavinsky. Or had it? The dragon was about to storm toward Blossom to finish her off as well, but suddenly, there was blood dripping from the dragon's mouth. Mike had her clothes nearly burned off, and Blossom and Dexter could mostly see her in her frilly bra and panties. Blossom nearly fainted, that image of Mike and with blood dripping around her body. Mike then clawed the dragon by the throat and ripped out its heart, stomping on it as black blood oozed around it. The dragon screamed weakly and fell for death as it was finally destroyed.

"NOOOOOO!" Bell cried like a little girl.

"Oh, Mike!" Blossom dashed to her heroine, hugging her tight and burying her face in Mike's perky boobs.

"It's okay now, Blossom." Mike whispered, holding her despite the bruises, blood and scars.

Dexter was struck. He wasn't sure what to do now.

"I need a clean up." Mike said, looking down at herself.

"Come home with me, I'll get you cleaned up." Blossom gently took her hand, leading her to her house.

Bell screamed and whined about her defeat like a child. She then cried once she was all alone. The dragon was now vanished and Dr. X stood over her, looking aggressive like when Zim would leave the lair unclean.

"Daddy..." Bell sniffled.

"I am very disappointed in you, Bell," Dr. X droned. "I don't know what else to do with you. You can pack up tonight and be on your way."

"WHAT!" Bell's eyes brightened up and she was gratefully shocked. "Daddy, you can't do that to me!"

"Can and have," Dr. X walked away. "Goodbye Bell, I am no longer your father. I will create a new, loyal, obedient and competent daughter."

Bell sniffled and found herself alone. Mike left the day dark and stormy, so a bunch of rain had befallen on Bell. Dexter held out his hand to her. Bell looked at him, took his hand and he helped her up.


A/N: Special thanks to cartoonnetwork90sfan for the dragon idea!