Hey guys! Thanks for all the reviews! Sorry for the delay! I keep getting… distracted (note how my favorite stories list grew by like, 5). Plus, I hate my sister. She was a major part in the delay because of her bitchy attitude and personality. She needs to be eaten by vampires.

Just a warning, if you are reading at school or work, some of this might not be school/work appropriate, just in case.

Stephenie Meyer owns the characters, Storyline/plot is mine.

More truth or dare… fun…

Alice said there would be a twist to this one, but she wouldn't tell us what it is until it was time.

We were all gathered around the small fire pit and the fire was blazing. It was dark out, but Alice said that would make it even more fun.

"Is everybody ready?" she asked, emphasizing on the syllables. There were 'sures' and 'mhms' all around.

"Okay, so the twist is that when somebody answers a truth, others can object if they think it's not true. Got it? Oh, and once you choose one, you can't choose the other if you don't want to do the first," She looked like she could burst with excitement. Another low murmur of approval went around the group.

"OKAY! So, I'm gonna ask the first question," She snuggled up real close to Jasper. She looked up at him with childlike innocence. He wrapped his arm around her.

"Yes honey?" he asked.

"Have you had any other love interests besides little ol' me?" She blinked a lot to get his attention.

"No, no girl has really interested me besides you,"

"Wrong, Jasper. You're lying," Edward spoke up. Jasper looked at him with shock.

"No I'm not," He looked down at his hand intertwined with Alice's.

"Yes you are. Remember back in '69 when we had Geometry together at that one school in Minnesota?" How Edward, or anyone could remember that far back I could never know. Jasper continued to look down at his hands.

"The first day in the spring semester you noticed a girl that looked a lot like someone you dated a little after the Civil War. You were recalling memories of the time you two were together," Alice looked up at him astonished. Jasper looked embarrassed.

"Jazzy! I thought we talked about previous relationships before we got married," Alice looked hurt, like a sad puppy dog.

"We did sweetie, but that girl didn't cross my mind at the time,"

"So, Jazzy... can you tell us a little more about that girl," Emmett laughed.

"Her name was Gabriella. She was human. Our relationship was like Edward and Bella's, sort of. I was the gentleman and I saved her from drowning in a pond. We only saw each other at night, so she never saw my eyes. After about two weeks, I caved," I shuddered at how that ended. He looked back down at Alice. "She never held as much interest in me as you did," He gave her a peck on the lips.

"Good," she nodded.

"Emmett, Truth or Dare," Jasper asked.

Emmett made a "pfft" sound. "Dare of course!"

"Streak,"

"What?" Emmett asked confused.

"Streak around the island twice, un-der-sta-and?" he asked in a taunting voice.

"Duh I understand. It's just that-" He leaned over and staged whispered to Jasper. "-there are some virgin eyes here that probably don't want to see my-"

"EMMETT PLEASE!" Edward shouted with agony. Rosalie rolled her eyes.

"What was he thinking about this time?" she asked in a bored tone while looking at her nails. Edward tried to hide his face in my hair.

"He was comparing the size of our-"

"You know mine's bigger anyway!" Emmett retorted.

"I've never even seen yours, in person anyway…"

"Oh but I have," Rosalie said in a slutty voice. She and Emmett laughed little laughs and got real close and probably would have done it right then and there if there weren't four people around them. Edward groaned and smacked his forehead to my shoulder, hurting it a bit. I heard him mutter an apology.

"Well Emmett, are you going to do the dare or what?" Jasper asked all of a sudden. Emmett looked up from his mini make out session and stood up.

"'Course I am!" He got to the side of the fire where no one was sitting and began to remove his clothes. Thankfully the fire was high enough so from where I was sitting I didn't have to see anything past his bellybutton. He dashed out of sight and started shouting "WOOOOOOO!" All of us started laughing at him, because seeing a grown man streak like a college kid was just so funny. I only saw a glimpse of him when he past the fire, thankfully. He came back and started to shiver.

"C-can I p-put my clo-thes back on? I-I'm r-r-really c-cold," Emmett joked. Jasper nodded in confusion while Alice was trying to cover her laughs. Emmett picked up his clothes and walked over to where Edward and I were.

"Okay. I'm just going to put them on right here where it's really warm by the fire," He stood not a foot behind me and Edward. Edward put a hand over my eyes like a parent protecting a child from seeing a scary image on the television. I noticed Jasper did the same to Alice right before Edward covered mine. I could hear them bickering though.

"C'mon Eddie, let her see. She probably hasn't seen a real one anyway,"

"No Emmett. I'm not going to let her see it until we're married, especially not yours,"

"Why, because she won't see one this big on her wedding night?"

"Emmett!" Edward and I both groaned. I tried to get that visual out of my head.

"I bet that mutt she hung out with earlier this year has a bigger one than you. Heck our own father probably does," I heard him mutter. I heard disgusted sounds coming from all around, including me. Edward slowly uncovered my eyes and I saw that Alice's were uncovered as well.

"Hey Bella," I turned around as I was saying "What?"

"LOOKIE HERE!" He dropped his pants faster than Edward could cover my eyes. I dropped my head in my hands, blushing hard.

"Aww geez, did you really have to do that?" I asked, horrified. I heard him sit back down next to Rosalie. I lifted my head up and saw him grinning proudly and Rosalie looking embarrassed.

"Yup," he replied. Edward was giving him death glares, while having a mental conversation with him (I'm guessing).

"Okay then, Mr. 107 year old virgin. Truth or Dare?" Emmett smirked.

"Truth," Edward stated.

"Why won't you 'do the deed' with Bella yet?" Edward sighed.

"I've been over this before Emmett. I don't want to hurt her and I want to wait until we're married like a proper gentleman,"

"So are you going to do it before or after she's changed?" he asked immediately. My face reddened and I looked down, embarrassed about the answer. I heard Jasper and Alice's snickering.

"Emmett, I think the answer is before she's changed," Jasper said, while trying to control his laughter.

"-because she's just so sexually deprived that she can't wait until she's a vampire!" Alice and Jasper were both rolling on the ground laughing. Rosalie and Emmett soon joined in.

Once they all calmed down, Alice perked up and started saying embarrassing things: "You know, while we were away, you had plenty of other options. You could have slept with that dog Jacob, Mike, Eric, the list goes on. I mean, thinking seniors in high school will practice abstinence is like having a porcupine poop out goat cheese. Impossible," I covered my face in Edward's chest as she went on, hoping that the night will end quickly.

"Bella," Edward said with his musical voice of his while tilting my chin up to meet his gaze. "You wouldn't have done it with those guys even if you never met me before, right?" His cool breath blew across my face and it dazed me for a few moments. He then proceeded to make a line by tracing his cool nose under my earlobe and down to my neck. "Well?"

"N-no, of course not, never," I stammered.

"Good," he whispered. He gave me a slow and tender kiss on my lips. Emmett's coughing broke us up. Edward sighed as we resumed our position of me sitting on his lap.

"Well, who's next?" Emmett asked with fake irritation.

"Alice. Truth or Dare?" Edward asked. She seemed to be having visions but she ended up with a confused look on her face. I looked up at Edward and he was failing at hiding his smug smile.

"Dare," she finally decided.

"I dare you to…" He put his finger to his chin and thought for a moment. "to give Jasper a lap dance!" Alice first looked confused, then embarrassed, and then she had an evil grin on her face.

"I'm going to need some music…" she said in a voice like Rosalie's earlier.

"She moves her body like a cyclone // And she makes Jasper want to do it all night long // Going hard when they turn the spotlights on // Because she moves her body like a cyclone // Just like a cyclone!" Emmett sang in a decent tune. Alice proceeded to straddle on Jasper's lap while Emmett was singing. She was moving slowly on him, getting up and messing with his hair from behind and rubbing her breasts on his back.

"Shortie got looks // And shortie got class // Shortie got hips // And shortie got ass," Emmett continued. Alice then went back to Jasper's lap and sit where her breasts were right in front of his eyes and he was staring at them like if he's never seen them before. Everybody could see his erection under his tattered shorts. He grabbed her waist and then started making out with her on the beach. She was pulling on his hair and he was feeling her up. Alice's hands moved to his shorts and she started to pull them down and when she grabbed his boxers Edward covered my eyes.

"Edward, I'm not a child," I whined.

"I know, honey, but you really don't want to see this," he responded. He then made a loud coughing noise which didn't break them up. Rosalie leaned over to kick Alice's back. They sat up annoyed and horny at the same time. Jasper put his clothes back on.

"Alice, your turn," Rosalie said like if she hasn't seen that before. Alice turned to me with a mischievous grin on her face.

"Bella," she purred evilly "Truth or Dare?"

"Truth," I said, scared about what would have happened if I chose Dare, and what the question is for Truth.

"Have you ever had any dirty dreams about Edward?" she asked eagerly I dropped my head into my hands (again), horrified about what I'm going to say. I never had any real dirty dreams about him, just ones where we'd end up…without clothes on. I lifted my head up.

"No, Alice. I haven't had any dirty dreams about Edward," I said with fake confidence. Jasper was staring at me, and lightly kicking Edward's leg repeatedly, like if Jasper knew something that Edward knew and he was bugging him to let it out. Edward finally sighed.

"I object, Bella. I believe you are lying," Jasper said with full confidence.

"W-why do you say that?" I asked nervously. I could feel the blush creep up onto my cheeks

"Because normal humans don't have lust and desire rolling off them in big waves in their sleep. Plus you were moaning Edward's name like if you-"

"I think she gets it Jasper," Edward interrupted. I then realized it was my turn to ask somebody a question, because everybody else had already gone that left…

"Rosalie, Truth or Dare?" I asked anxiously. She looked at me like if I couldn't come up with a good enough dare that wouldn't be lame or make her hate my guts (even more).

"Truth," she said with an uninterested tone. I tried to come up with something good and not boring.

"What is the worst nickname that Emmett ever gave you?" I mentally smacked myself. Everything that Emmett does for Rosalie she loves, I just know it. Rosalie crossed her arms and looked at Emmett with an irritated expression.

"Rosie the Riveter," she said with annoyance in her tone. "It was during World War Two, before Mr. and Mrs. Horny over there," she motioned to Alice and Jasper who chuckled a little. "…were with us. I wasn't into mechanics back then, but because I'm supernaturally strong, Emmett said I needed to help build planes and stuff. He also tried to convince me to wear that ugly bandana on my head and pose like that in that one poster," She turned her head away from him and looked into the ocean.

"Aw, come on baby. I know you loved that name. And now it fits you because you are into mechanics!" He leaned in for a kiss and she smacked him away.

"He kept up that name until about 1948, when everyone was home, safe and sound, yadda yadda. And it still irritates me today," Emmett scooted closer to her and wrapped his arm around her waist.

"But I know you can't stay mad at me for long," he whispered in her ear. She giggled a little and looked like she would blush if she could.

"Excuse me! We have a game to play here Mr. and Mrs. Horny!" Alice interrupted.

And the night went on like that. A couple hours later I started to get tired and Edward and I went to bed. I was about to climb on my "bed" when Edward stopped me.

"I… wouldn't do that if I were you," He said, looking at his feet.

"Why not?" I asked, confused.

"It's been… soiled…"

"Soiled? How…" Then it dawned on me. "Oh…" I murmured.

"Do you want to just sleep in my arms tonight on the sand?" He asked, looking his head up at me.

"Sure, okay," I sat down on the sand and Edward put his arms around me like in the movies and we laid down, with him cuddling me like if we were in my nice, warm bed… back at home…

Okay, so the line Alice says about high school seniors and abstinence is from 17 Again which is a really funny movie.

Gah! Truth or Dare is hard with the Cullens if you're on a stranded island and Carlisle and Esme aren't there to monitor/help/join. It took me forever to think of Edward's truth, and even then it was kinda lame.

Hope this was worth the wait!