A short skit with Iris.

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Guest: ...I need a bit more info than that, I fear...

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Sincerely,

Funny.


Lloyd: Hey Iris?

Iris: Hmm?

Lloyd: Why do you keep your hair short like that?

Iris: How do you mean?

Lloyd: Well, I just don't see a lot of girls wear their hair like that. I just wondered why, is all.

Iris: Huh. Well, there is a bit of a story to it.

Genis: Like what?

Iris: Well, back in my school days, on the first day of a new year of school, when I was about five years old, I got assigned a seat right in front of this really nasty kid. About an hour into our activities, when the teacher wasn't looking, he grabbed the teacher's scissors- this pair of metal choppers, sharp as anything- and lopped off the ponytail I had.

Colette: That's awful!

Iris: Yeah. I was a complete wreck after that- bawling my eyes out. I didn't know it at the time, but the school had call- contacted my Dad, who walked into the classroom, and hugged me until I calmed down. You know what he said after I did? He said I looked cute with my hair short, and he would love me no matter what. From then on, I guess I sort of kept my hair short for him.

Colette: Your Dad sounds nice. Maybe we can meet him when we go to Asgard!

Iris: Y-yeah... Come to think of it, I'm gonna need a trim soon…

Lloyd: Maybe I could cut your hair!

Genis: What? You?

Lloyd: Yeah! I cut my own hair, and you keep your hair short like a boy would, so it shouldn't be any different, right?

Everyone but Lloyd: … (Exasperated silence)

Lloyd: *Confused* …What?

Genis: Wow.

Iris: Lloyd, you're a nice guy, but you seriously need to learn some tact.

Lloyd: ?


Seriously...

Read and Review, please!

Sincerely,

-Funny.