Chapter 7- Its War

Disclaimer: I do not own any L&O: SVU characters.

A/N: Sorry it took so long to update, I was busy writing my drabble series.

John gasped as he finally made it out of the interrogation room. His glasses were eschewed, and scratch marks were on his arms. Stumbling down the hall, all he saw was red. I'm going to massacre someone! He thought as he half stormed half stumbled down into the precinct. And he knew just who had done it.

Fin stared intently at the glass of iced tea, still convinced he could communicate with it. Olivia rolled her eyes "Give it up Fin, it'll never happen."

Do not listen to the stupid mortal the ice tea said soon we shall take over the world!

Cragen was in his office reading a copy of Wild Work Place Vixens, an obviously altered photo of Casey on the cover.

Elliot was playing with lint from his ears.

Munch stormed up to Fin, knocking over the glass of iced tea. It screamed in pain as it shattered on the floor I shall come back for you! It said in its last dieing moments.

"Fin!" He roared in pure fury.

"Munch!" Fin roared back, mad that he killed his best friend.

"John." Said Olivia, a warning note in her voice.

"Elliot!" Elliot said delightedly.

They all started arguing, each convinced another did the prank. Eventually Cragen joined the argument. Casey, having just walked in, was dragged into the fight.

"You locked me in with my ex-wives!"

"What? No I didn't! Besides, you rigged my chair!"

"Yea, well you didn't have to resort to that!'

"Well who put the laxatives in my donuts!" Olivia cut in.

As the raged on, they came to realize that it was all just one big understanding. Huang, watching them start make peace, knew he had to do something.

"Wait!" he yelled "I know how we can fix everything."

"I propose…a prank war day!"

Now it was war.