Hello this is the fanciful whimsical and slightly absurd writing of a Stealhert (pronounced Steal heart).

One morning

This is what I woke up to…

"Baka flower boy, all you do is lounge around and nap!" Jinta shouted.

"Well excuse me for being so cut up to ribbons," Lyle shouted back.

They were seriously messing up my sleep, why so loud and so damn early.

"I mean don't you have to go to school?" Jinta shouted.

"The same could be said to you," Kisuke commented.

The air began to grow colder as the argument grew louder. That is it I cannot take it anymore!

"Weign ova da fwosted heavens!" I shouted.

Suddenly a mini dragon shot out of my window leaving a loud bang in its wake.

"What was that?" Lyle shouted

"It looks like it came from Shiro-chan room!" Momo sounded hysterical.

I could hear her footsteps as she entered my room; with the look of panic written on her face.

Momo POV:

I ran frantically into the room to check on Shiro hoping to find that cute bundle of joy safe. Instead, I saw a much larger Shiro standing inside of his crib.

"Shiro is that you?" I was shocked he looked like he was one and a half years old.

"Of cowse Momo," he said with an annoyed expression. His clothes were half torn and his bed covered in ice. He was also carrying a smaller version of his blade in his hand.

"Were did you get that blade?" my heart skipped a beat as I quickly took the miniature Zanpakuto from him.

"Hey," his chubby harms began to flail and he started to throw a tantrum.

"Now Shiro look at you your throwing a fit," I stood there in disbelief.

"Do you want Matsumoto to see you like this?" I added.

He stopped crying when he relies what he was doing.

"Momo, I am hungry." He said.

Kisuke POV

It started as a normal day. Well considering how normal things were usually around here. Lyle and Jinta argue back and forth over pointless stuff. Ururu was cooking along with Tessai overall, everything was "normal".

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOM

That is if you did not count a regressed soul reaper releasing his shikai out of sheer annoyance. Momo quickly left the kitchen to go check on our little bundle of joy. Yep just, like one big happy family.

"Uhh Kisuke I think Toshiro," Momo said she was holding a larger version of the baby captain.

"That is something I didn't expect," I thought as I slowly sipped my coffee. Maybe Mayuri's potion started to wear off.

"Morin Kiske," the child said.

"Oh know he can speak?" I stood there shocked.

Hitsugaya's POV

The look on his face was something priceless as I began to talk. Considering the situation this was a major improvement. Yet something was still missing…

"I'm wet and hungwy," I bluntly stated. I wonder how old am I now?

After the usual routine, we all ate our breakfast (some solid food at last). I also notice that my motor skills were still sloppy and made quite a mess.

"Uh Captain," Lyle said.

"Yes Lyle?" I replied.

" I will be at school so Jinta will watch you," he quickly said. He must fear me for some odd reason.

" Wait a damn minute I am not watchin him!" Jinta shouted.

" Not at the dinner table Jinta!" Kisuke stated, " Besides ihave plenty for you to do if your not up to it."

" Like what?" he asked.

" All of the chores you have been giving Ururu !" Kisuke shouted in his comical fashion.

" Why can't Momo watch him?" he said with a whine.

" It is simple," Momo smiled, " Ururu and I will be doing some shopping for Shiro since he grown a little bit.

Honestly I just love the way she smiles; body why did you have to betray me. Momo saw the grumpy expression on my face.

" What is wrong shiro?" She asked.

"well… I wanted to go with you," I said with a slight blush.

"Sure," she said with a smile.

It felt like a celebration was going on in the back of my mind. Still there was one problem my clothes…

" Uhhhh what about my clothes?" I asked.

Luckily they found a shirt to cover me up but was unlucky enough to find a pair of pants. As we set off towards our destination I felt a strange force in the air.

OK I am back from a break and I need some help. I need the reviews. I like to thank the reviewers who kept me going. I need some reviews folks. I need some Ideas.