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Chapter 6:Watch out!! Emmett's Sleeping talking!!
We quietly went up the stairs all the way to Rosalie and Emmett's bedroom. Rosalie growled.
"He better not drool on that bed!" We all turned to her.
"Shh!" we said in unison. Rosalie rolled her eyes.
"Whatever...what are we doing anyways?" she asked.
"We're gonna hear the things he says in his sleep. Now shh!" Jasper explained and...shushed her. Rosalie sighed.
"I am not interested." she said, bored. "He might just say something stupid." She was about to walk away, when Edward suddenly said,
"What if he says a girl's name?" he said making Rosalie stiffen. Alice snickered.
"Or mention somebody else like...somebody more beautiful than you...?" Rosalie growled.
"Or what if he says a guy's name?!" I blurted out and covered my mouth. Everybody gaped at me then laughed quietly.
"Fine!" Rosalie whispered-yelled. Alice winked at me. I smiled at her. Jasper slowly and quietly opened the door to Rosalie and Emmett's bedroom. We saw Emmett sleeping on his...my stomach, snoring. Hey! I don't snore! ...Right? We stood around the bed and listened intently to Emmett's sleep talking. Rosalie was the closest. She really wanted to know what was going on in that head of his. Well, Edward knew...but she wanted to know it from him.
"Everybody be quiet," Jasper whispered quietly, so that only us vampires can hear. We heard Emmett mumble.
"My grizzly bear...get away...witch...ROSALIE?!" Alice started to snicker.
"What's going on in his head?" Edward asked.
Alice grinned. "You'll see..." He turned back to the sleeping Emmett. Emmett started to blush and smile.
"Oh! Emmett's random GF! You flatter me! Don't ravage me! Oh! Ravage Edwin-poop!!" He started to giggle. "Stop it!" Rosalie and Edward growled.
"Emmett's random GF?" Rosalie asked coldly.
"Edwin-poop?" Edward growled again. "Ravage?"
"Flatter?" I asked. "He says "Flatter"?"
"Isn't that a user name?" Alice asked. Jasper shrugged.
"Emmett's name is in it." Jasper said. "Maybe a fan girl...hm..." He started to ponder.
"Emmett has fan girls?" I asked shocked. Jasper grinned and nodded.
"Do you know that Myspace site ?" He asked me. I nodded.
"It's popular. That's all I know." I said. "Why?"
"Emmett does a lot of things with Photoshop." he sighed.
"Random GF..." Alice mused. "Maybe the people from school...Jessica?"
"Nah! She's into Edward...Lauren?" I suggested.
"Maybe..." Jasper said.
"Bella...what's Edward doing to you?!" Emmett shouted, still unconscious. I froze. Edward froze too.
"What is he saying in that...vulgar mind of his, Alice?" Edward asked curtly.
Alice shuddered. "It's all so jumbled up! It's like the a lot of pieces from a puzzle are in the wrong places."
"Are you sure he didn't escape from an asylum?" I asked curiously.
Jasper, Edward, Alice and Rosalie all said in unison, "Positive."
"He escaped from pre-school!" Alice said. I snickered. "He couldn't take it anymore." Rosalie growled.
"The teacher kept making googly eyes at him." Rosalie told me.
"Yeah! And she was old!" Jasper laughed quietly. I stifled my laughter.
"No! Eddie wants to play...twister...-snore-" Emmett mumbled. I chuckled at that.
"What are we gonna do to him?" I asked. Rosalie grinned.
"Maybe he should go to an asylum." Rosalie suggested. Edward snorted.
"Like that's gonna keep him from escaping!" We all nodded in agreement.
"Why don't we sedate him?" I asked. "I mean he's in my body, and I'm human, so..." Alice smiled, hugely.
"Perfect." she beamed. "I hope Carlisle still has some needles. Unlike last time we had to sedate him..."
Last time?! This is gonna be a long day...
I hope you like your appearance Emmett's Random GF!! It may not be how you planned it...but, I hope you like it!!
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