AN: OMG I am soooo sorry I made you wait soooo long ill try not to do it again I was just so busy oh I bought Twilight the day it came out!!!
"Why are you gonna try to pull something else on me Edward"
"Noooo, Bella please just listen, just give me two minutes, please" he gave me a look of sadness, I couldn't refuse, and I don't know why.
"Fine, two minutes, starting now….." I pointed to the clock.
"Bella I planned that when I heard what you were going to do, but then when, well you know," I could tell he was talking about what happened in Emmett's room. "I was coming out to tell you it was there, but I didn't make it so-" I cut him off
"Times up goodnight Edward, payback"
"Bella" he groaned.
I walked over to the shelf that Emmett called his man food, and pulled the bottle of spray, can cheese stuff, and said, "Edward I sure do love cheese, how about you?"
"Um……, I guess so" he said in a suspicious voice and he had this look on his face and oh, man do I wish I had a camera. "Bella" he said in the same tone. "Why do you ask?"
"Well……" I said in a long drawn out voice. "I was just, you know, well thinking…." I said as I slowly strolled over to him. "That I'd give you some" I said the last part really fast as I ran over to him and squirted it all over him.
"What the hell!, Bella!"
I started laughing hysterically "Hehhehheeeeh, Oh, man you should have seen your face!" I swear that was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
"You know what, Bella I tried to be nice, I'm done just wait, now you'll see just wait"
I was still laughing while walking up the steps. "Yeah, ok, Edward you do that, I'd like to see you try, I'td be funny"
"Whatever, just watch Bella, just watch" I continued laughing walking up the stairs, not even saying anything, this will be interesting.
The next morning when I woke up in the morning Alice and Rose were already gone, why did they leave?
Wait why is Edward lying in my floor asleep. I sat up and rubbed my eyes, when I finally stood up I stepped in something, I looked down it was brown and now that I think of it smells really bad. All of a sudden I felt a flash of light in my eyes, Edward. I pulled my foot out and kicked him as hard as I could and I know where I kicked him he probably wont be able to pull anything else……………for now at least.
"Ughh…" he fell on the ground. "Bella it- was a joke it's not real, what was that for" he cried out to me.
I giggled. "Well I guess, THIS is what you should have been thinking of when you planned this"
AN: really short i know ill update tomorrow i promise
