Me: are you guys ready for the next chapter of Hitachiin Twin Week?!

Hikaru and Kaoru: -hide-

Me: oh that's sooooooo you! but im getting kinda scared as to how this one might turn out…but so your warned…there WILL be a LITTLE KyouyaXHaruhi fluff…

Hikaru: -glares at me- how can you let that guy near her?

Me: how can you?

Kaoru: she got you there Hikaru

Hikaru: aren't you worried about Haruhi!?

Kaoru: …I got my girl…

Nikki: HI

Me: WHO LET HER IN HERE?!?! I need to talk with the producers…

Nikki: whoa this place is cool! Its so big and shiney and the- …COOKIES!!!!

Us: -sweatdrop-

Me: -crying- poor cookie…never even had a chance! WAAAAAAAAA –whacks her-


Chapter 7 – Twins of Today


"Hey, Kaoru!"

"Oh, hello, Haruhi. How are you today?"

"I'm fine…so I've been hearing around school that you and Nikki are an item."

"W-What?! W-Who told you that?!"

"No one. I'm just teasing you!"

"You got really mean Haruhi!"

"I've been hanging around Tamaki…what do you expect?"

"True. So today's Twins of Today, right?"

"Yea…I heard Tamaki say something about a movie, or something. Than he was talking about putting you guys as a prize for something. And last it was something about a contest…if I were you I'd be worried."

"Way ahead of you."

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Haruhi and Kaoru showed up at the host club, just like they would any other day. Of course, everyone was setting everything up. Mori was lifting a heavy TV set in one arm, and a huge speaker in the other. Honey was running around with a video camera, taping everything and anything he could find. Tamaki was just sitting in the middle of the room on a couch, drinking tea.

Kyouya was, of course, sitting at his small table. He looked up briefly, only to smile at Haruhi, who in turned giggled, and looked back down. Hikaru was already there, also helping. He was talking with Nikki, helping her set up the plates and get the food ready, since no one really trusted her to get food by herself. That caught Kaoru's eye as soon as he walked in. "Haruhi, why is Hikaru talking with Nikki?"

Haruhi looked at them. They seemed content. Except when the both looked at Koaru, smirked, and went back to working. "Maybe…their bonding?"

Kaoru glared at them. "Hikaru can't bond with my girlfriend! It's not right!"

"Girlfriend?"

They both froze and turned around slowly. Ishumo was standing there with this hands on his hips, looking them both over intently. "Kaoru, since when is Nikki your girlfriend? I would believe the correct term would be my girlfriend!"

Kaoru jaw hit the floor and he glared at Ishumo with every once of his being. "Your girlfriend? I'm the one that's kissed her!"

"And who said I haven't?"

His jaw hit the floor one more time. Ishumo, wanting to make his point, walked over to the food table and cut into Hikaru's and Nikki's conversation.

Haruhi and Koaru watched intently. Nikki greeted him with a smile…he said something…she blushed?! Hikaru went over to Haruhi, not taking his eyes of Ishumo. "That kid's got a way with words. We should get him in the Host Club."

"SHUT UP!"

SLAP!

Ishumo was on the floor clutching a red cheek. Nikki was standing over him with a scary evil gaze. And everyone else in the room stopped breathing.

Tamaki waved his hand in the air calmly, making them all look at him from their places. "Now, Now, Nikki. Please do not hurt one of our Host's in training."

Nikki growled lowly at Ishumo briefly, and said, "I swear, say that about Kaoru again, and you wont EVER," she pointed to herself, "get this!"

Kaoru raised an eye brow and smirked. "She slapped him and defended me, she wants me." He breathed on his knuckles and wiped his shirt, trying to look cool. Instead, a flying shrimp came flying through the air and hit him in the head, knocking him over on him bumbum.

Everyone laughed and congratulated Nikki on her perfect aim. After everything funny was said and done, they went back to work.

Ten short minutes later, they ere done decorating, rearranging, hiding cookies, and getting everything electronic set up for the 'Movie'. The stage was re-set-up with a giant screen on the middle that seemed to come out of the roof…weird… and the surround sound system was set up around the entire room.

Everything was ready for the Friday Host Club!

--

"Welcome to the Host Club…"

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Well…everything that day had gone good so far…the movie was playing and on the screen was a 3-D version on Hikaru, who was licking a lollipop. And for some reason, the girls wouldn't look away from the screen. But the Host Club was bored, seeing as the only thing that was exciting about this for them was the sudden screams from the girls that would wake them up from their naps.

"This is soooo boring!!!!" Nikki munched on her cookie and leaned back in her chair.

"SHHHHHHH!" The entire crowd of girls turned around and glared at her, making Nikki fall back in her chair and hit her head.

Honey appeared in chibi form next to her and put a towel on her forehead. "Is Nikki-kun okay?"

Haruhi kept in a sudden gag, oh how she hated seeing the fluff…instead she went back to the picture of Kaoru eating ice cream. 'Who made this?' she thought, it was really boring!

Tamaki answered her mental question with a sly grin, and whispered, "It was I, who made this masterpiece!"

"SHHHHHHHHH!"

A soda can flew through the air and hit Tamaki square in his face, knocking him over hin his chair, over the table behind him, and into a cake.

"CAKE-SAMA!!!" Honey ran over in anime tears and tried to reassemble the ruined cake.

Haruhi giggled at his stupidity, and Nikki covered her full mouth, trying to hide her joy from seeing Tamaki in pain, and failing miserably. "AHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU JUST GOT SERVED BY A TABLE!!!!!"

And then…

Everything stopped…

The lights turned on…

The film stopped…

And over 50 crazy fangirls were staring at Nikki…

All the members of the Host Club quickly scooted their chairs away from her and left her alone to sit in the middle of a circle if flaming fangirls…

Scary thought…

Nikki waved her hands in front of her face and smiled nervously. "Come on…it was pretty funny you have to admit…"

One girl stepped out in front of her. "There is nothing funny about our Tamaki-kun getting frosting in his hair!"

"YEA!"

Nikki smirked at them all. "Uh, YEA, it was…"

The same girl pulled back her hand and got ready to punch Nikki. "Why you litt-"

"Tamaki's taking his shirt off in the hall…"

"KYAAAA!!!" some of the girls instantly ran out of the room with hearts in their eyes. Needless to say, as soon as they ran out the door was shut and locked.

Nikki gave out a relieved sigh and stood up. "Thanks Haruhi…"

Haruhi smiled and turned the lights off and the movie back on. "Let's just get this over with…"

The rest of the girls quieted down and the Host Club went back to watching the worst movie ever…by Tamaki of course…it explains everything!

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Tamaki stood on the stage and tapped the microphone. "I bet all of you enjoyed the movie?"

Squeals and screams echoed throughout the room, giving him the answer he needed.

"Well in that case…now it is time for a little contest for you girls. Hidden in this room are two head bands used by our twins. Who ever wins, gets walked home by the twin that owns that head band! Aaaand…GO!"

All the Host Club members rushed and ran out of the room while the fangirls ran around the room frantically looking for one of the head bands. Haruhi sighed and slumped down against the wall and whined, "Kyouya-kun! How much more money do I need?! I don't think I could take much more of this!!!"

Kyouya stiffened and gave a fake smile. "Do not worry, you were very close, but that necklace set you back a few hundred thousand yen."

"KYOUYA!!! You mean that this necklace only added to my bill?!"

"Yes, but it is very beautiful on you, Haruhi-chan."

Haruhi blushed and touched the necklace around her neck. "Thanks…" she muttered, completely embarrassed.

Hikaru glared dangerously at Kyouya. Who was he to be mad? Who knows…but he was, and it was because Kyouya wouldn't just STAY AWAY from the girl he loved! Loved? Wait…hold on…Hikaru went and sat on the other side of the hall, thinking about his feelings for Haruhi.

Honey munched on a piece of cake and sat cross legged on the floor. "So…Haruhi-sempai…how…are you…and Ishumo…holding…up?"

They people blinked and looked at each other. "What do you mean?"

Honey finished off his cake and picked up another one. "You…know about…the whole…best friends…coming…back…to the same…school?"

Again they blinked. "Fine?"

"Just wondering." Honey picked up his third cake while Mori continued to wipe off the smaller boys face.

Tamaki stood in front of them all and smirked. "Your king commands you, entertain m-"

"Shut up." Nikki threw a rock at his forehead, kicking him back and against the wall behind him, knocking him out.

"Thanks." Haruhi nodded at Nikki. She continued rubbing her temples, trying to dispell the images of Hikaru and Kyouya running through her head. Then, one simple question ran through her head that seemed to make time stop and everything seem so clear.

A… or B

Hikaru…or Kyouya?

Prime…or bacon…

'Ooooo bacon sounds good right now'…Haruhi snapped her head up and looked around. 'Did I really just think that?'

"I FOUND IT!!!!! I FOUND IT!!! I GOT A BAND!!!!"

The voice from the room got all of the club members attention. Both Hikaru and Kaoru gulped, wondering who was the unlucky one that had to walk a crazed fangirl home. And, she had a high voice, never a good sign.

Tamaki was on his feet at once. He opened the door and was greeting by a lot of disappointed fans and one, very happy, fan. "May I see the head band."

The fan stopped her happy dance and ran over to him, handing the band to him so he could check it. "Here you go, Tamaki-kun."

Tamaki smiled at her, and took the band. "Yes…this belongs to…HIKARU!!!!!"

The girl screamed and locked arms with Hikaru. "Come on Hikaru-poo-poo, lets go."

The Club Members snickered at the 'couple'. Hikaru reached back when the girl started pulling him away, and he reached for Haruhi. "Haruhi, I wanted to walk you home today…but I cant!! IM SORRY!"

"Shut up Hikaru-poo-poo and COME ON!" The girl pulled him over a corner. His head appeared one last time, but then he was yanked away with one more Hikaru-poo-poo.

Kyouya smirked at his one chance. He whipped around and bowed in front of Haruhi with a reassuring smile. "Well, since it seems that your first choice has chosen another in front of you, may I have the pleasure of walking you home, Haruhi-chan?"

Kyouya held out his hand to her, and she took it, smiling back. "Of course, Kyouya-kun."

The two of them locked arms and went around the corner themselves.

Kaoru looked over at Nikki, blushing furiously. "Uh, would you like to…to walk…walk home together?"

Nikki blushed also, but took Kaoru's hand and gave him a VERY quick kiss. "Hurry before the gossip about this starts." She grabbed him and pulled him over the corner. Making the Kiss-and-Quit in a record time of 3.56 seconds! WHOO!

Mori lifted Honey up onto his shoulders and started walking away. "Bye everyone, Honey has to brush his teeth before he gets his cavities again…"

"Nooooo, I don't want to have any cavities!!" Honey started crying anime tears and soon him and Mori were around the corner themselves.

Ishumo looked over at Tamaki. Tamaki look back. "I got to go" Ishumo started whistling and walked over the corner.

Tamaki took one glance back in the room and saw that it was still filled with fangirls. "If you guys haven't figured it out…THE HOST CLUB IS OVER!!!!! GO HOME!"


Me: I am sooo glad I got this out of my system! I couldnt write it cause I was grounded but I have had this and the next chapter floating around in my head for like…EVER!!!

Hikaru: I cant believe you let Haruhi go home with a freak like that!

Haruhi: he is SO not a freak! He gave me a beautiful necklace and I LOVE it

Hikaru: than why don't you LOVE him?!

Haruhi: MAYBE I DO

Hikaru: FINE –storms out-

Haruhi: FINE –storms out-

Me: …was that supposed to happen?

Camera Man: No…they were supposed to act nice…

Me: …so…than why did they?

Director: CUT!!! Suki?! What is going on out there?! Cant you keep the stars of your own love story in check?!

Me: SOOOO NOT MY FAULT!

Lights Person: She's right you know…

Director: SHUT UP

Sounds Specialist: NO YOU SHUT UP

Camera Man: UGH LETS JUST GET THIS OVER WITH

Me: …okay…I sooo DID NOT PLAN THIS!!! Buuut… i have to pee anyway…soo…BYEZ!