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Chapter 7: Massacre

3 Years Later

"Because this is madness!" I yelled at Fugaku. He shook his head at me.

"Well what would you have me do, Gin? Let this slide as a misunderstanding? I cannot allow these crimes and discrimination against my clan to go unnoticed. Look, Gin, you've been a good friend this past 3 years and I have listened to your council many times over. But I'm afraid this is where I must draw the line." Fugaku sternly told me. There was a short and tense silence before he closed his eyes and continued, "I'm sorry. I'm still going with the coup d'état. I'll give orders for Naruto at least no to be harmed, OK?"

I gritted my teeth. This is one of the many conversations I've had with Fugaku about his rebellion and all of them have ended with me not being able to convince him to call it off. He was stubborn and willful I'll give him that much. But he still couldn't see that the only way this would end is with his clan being wiped out.

I got up and stomped outside the room slamming the door open to reveal a Sasuke and Itachi passing by. I looked at them still angry, "Yer father's an idiot." I tell them and Itachi closes his eyes and nods.

"Unfortunately, I must agree with you on that, Gin-san." He says opening his eyes. Sasuke is looking between the two of us and is probably wonderin' what we mean. I don't stick around ta find if he was goin' ta say somethin' and just Shunpo'd out of the compound.

Streets of Konohana

Ivwas marching through the streets mumbling to myself about Fugaku's stupidity when I suddenly hear a voice behind me. "Well, you look like you're in a good mood today, Gin." I turn around ta find that the source o' the voice is Kakashi Hatake.

I let out a sigh, "Me an' Fugaku got into a fight…..again." I admited.

Kakashi sighs and jumps down from the roof he was sittin' and puts up the book he was readin'. He walks over and asks me with a concerned expression on what little of his face showed. I mean seriously how does he breathe and eat in that thing? He asks me, "Are you sure everything's going alright. You two used to get along pretty well. What's the problem? Anything I can do?"

I shake my head, "Unfortunately it's just somethin' the two of us need ta sort out." I tell him. I met Kakashi not long after I had joined the village. One day I was out gettin' some groceries an' was hopping along the rooftops ta get home and had, in my haste, gotten myself knocked into Kakashi while he was readin' that Icha Icha Paradise series o' his. Ugh, porn. Well, anyways after that I apologized ta him and next thing I know I've made a new friend. As for Fugaku becoming the closest thing to a best friend I have in this village; well that stems probably all my unannounced visits to the Uchiha compound and his constant persistence ta beat me.

Kakashi started walking off and said ta me, "Well we have a mission later so don't let it get to you during it, ok?"

"Right!" I called to him waving.

A little later as Gin heads home

I was just walkin' by when I overheard these two women talkin'. "Yes, I hear they found Shisui Uchiha's corpse just floating in the river. Both of his eyes gouged out no less." "Reallly? Oh, and he was such a nice boy too." I stopped when I heard this and turned.

"Shisui's dead!?" I asked completely surprised by this news.

The two ladies turn, "Yep, some are speculating it was even his best friend, Itachi Uchiha."

I quickly flash-stepped away and headed right towards the Hokage tower.

Hokage office

Sarutobi was busy fighting the ultimate foe, paperwork. When Gin Ichimaru arrived.

BOOM! The door opens with all the paperwork flying everywhere.

"I JUST HEARD ABOUT SHISUI!" I yelled when I *ahem* made my oh so graceful entrance into Sarutobi's office. Sarutobi was just staring at all the paperwork that had flown all over the place.

He sighed and looked at me, "Yes, I heard as well. Very tragic." He said solemnly.

"What do ya think happened?" I asked him

"I don't know." Sarutobi said.

I clenched my hands, "When I get my hands on whoever…"

Sarutobi looked at me and spoke, "Listen, Gin, we can talk about this later right now I need to work on my paperwork. Unfortunately the duties of a Kage don't stop because of a single murder. Go home, Gin, we'll discuss this tomorrow."

I nodded my head. I didn't like the idea but knew he was right so I headed back home.

Flashback begin.

I first came to know Shisui Uchiha about two years ago. I was lookin' around for a place to train where no one could get hurt when I noticed out of the corner of my eye two figures standin' in a field. Needless ta say I was curious and checked it out. I found that it was Itachi and this other kid and they looked like they were about ta start a sparring match. Bein' the curious snake I am I stuck around. As the fight went on I was amazed they kept trading blows and it looked like either could win. The person who came on top was Itachi.

"Very impressive win, Itachi-san. I must say that was somethin' to behold. That power was oh-so magnificent. You did well too Mr. Naruto-look-alike." I said. They were both startled and had turned to see that I was the owner of the voice. The spike-head seemed surprised but Itachi not in the least.

Itachi said, "Hello, Gin. How are you doing today? I didn't expect to find you today." The spike kid looked at me curiously.

"Gin? As in the one who beat Fugaku?" He asked. I nodded yes. "OH, cool. I've heard about you. HI my name's Shisui Uchiha." He gave me a wave. I jumped down from the tree we I was standin' on and walked over to Shisui helpin' him up.

"Good ta meet you, Shisui. Gin Ichimaru's my name. You did pretty well overall. But there were some points where you coulda done better. If you ever need pointers just ask.

He nodded and smiled at me, "OK."

After that next thing I knew I was pretty much his personal trainer. He ended up improvin' a lot and I was pretty proud of him. Heck it got to the point where he started calling me "Gin-sensei" and I enjoyed our trainin' sessions.

Flashback end

I got home and found that Naruto was waitin' for me. We were finally able ta get ourselves a decent house from the savings from my missions. I had become a Jonin (nope not ANBU) for Konhana and really enjoyed it. Well, minus all the killing, some of it. Well it was a legitimate livin' in this world who am I to complain.

"Hey dad! I was wondering if you'd seen Shisey lately. I wanted to show him somethin'" Oh, I forgot to mention in that conveniently placed flashback we just had that he'd become a sort-of older-brother figure for Naruto. Wait, huh. WHADDYA MEAN I CAN'T BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!? I WAS JUST MENTIONING A FLASHBACK!

Well anywhos, where was I. Ah, yes well I looked down at Naruto with a grim face. "Naruto. I found out today Shisui was murdered." His eyes grew in shock and just stared at me.

"Wait, Shisey's…. dead. You're just making fun of me, right? This is just some cool prank you and Shisey made up, right? I-it has to be." He dropped to his knees and started to cry. I got down on my knees and hugged him.

Later that night

I finally got Naruto ta go to sleep. (Though I had to use Hakufuku to pull it off.) As I layed in bed I was wonderin' why he was killed and who did it. I realized then there was probably only one person who'd know. Itachi Uchiha. Guess I was taking a trip to the Uchiha compound tonight.

Outside the Uchiha compound

When I got to the compound I knew somethin' was different but didn't know what. That's when I saw Sasuke approaching. He looked at me surprised. "Mr. Ichimaru what are you doing here?"

I looked at him and asked, "Hear about Shisui?"

He nodded, "Yeah, I did. I liked him."

"Well I was wondering if Itachi knew anything." I said.

Sasuke shook his head, "Some guys came by earlier today wondering the same thing and he said he didn't."

"Well, if you ask me I think a certain corrupt official is behind it and Itachi might not have wanted to tell them in case they were his subordinates." I explained.

Sasuke pondered this a bit before speaking, "I guess that makes since. Besides it wouldn't hurt to check, right?"

I nodded, "Right." I suddenly got a bad vibe comin' from the compound. "Something's wrong in there, Sasuke. Stay close."

Sasuke clearly confused nods and gets behind me. We entered the gates to find something terrifying. The usually bustling streets of the compound were shallow, quiet. I found that somebody had decided to do some redecorating. The streets and walls were all painted with a most unsavory color of red. Blood red. The entire Uchiha clan had been killed. Sasuke screamed and ran. I followed. I was pissed. Someone was gonna die tonight. And it won't be me or Sasuke it would be the one who did this. The one I realized was actually responsible for Shisui's death. I'm gonna make Itachi scream.

Omake

Ichigo Kurosaki was playing chess. Against Kisuke. And he was winning. "HA! Checkmate old man!" Urahara stared down at the board eyes the size of baseballs. "Well it looks like you beat me, Kurosaki-san. Somehow."

Ichigo smiled and held out his hand, "Pay up." Urahara let out a sigh and took an envelope out of his pocket.

"Here you go, Kurosaki-san. Just what you wanted." Urahara handed Ichigo the envelope who quickly opened it to find a big duck half his size came out of the envelope. He didn't question how it worked since it was Urahara that gave it to him. It was actually Gappy the duck. Chappy's best friend in the Chappy to Gappy no osoroshi boken manga. Ichigo seemed to be inspecting the duck thoroughly. Kisuke smile, "Don't worry. It hasn't been modified in anyway, Kurosaki-san."

He let out a relieved sigh, "Oh, good." He said carrying the duck with him as he left.

"Tell Yuzu and/or Karin I hope they like it!" Urahara yelled to Ichigo.

"Huh, oh, yeah, sure thing Kisuke. See you later!" Ichigo said waving Urahara good-bye.

A couple days later Yuzu, Karin, and Isshin came in. "Oh, hello there. If it isn't my favorite customers the Kurosakis. What can I do for you three today?" Urahara greeted them. They walked up to the counter where he was sitting.

"We'd just like some Hollow repellent today Kisuke." Isshin said. I nodded and grabbed some.

"That will be Seven Hundred yen for you." After he collected the money they were about to leave when Kisuke asked, "Hey Yuzu, Karin did you get that stuffed duck yet?" They turned to look at him curiously.

"Duck? Who wants a stinkin' duck? The only creature I'd want stuffed is a dragon. A real one that is," Karin said.

Yuzu said, "Duck? Don't get me wrong I like ducks it's just that they aren't my thing you know."

"What's this about Kisuke?" Isshin asked. Urahara waves his hand and says, "Don't worry about it. I must have been mistaken." They shrug it off and leave.

Later that night Kisuke was wondering if Ichigo had been intending to give the Gappy to someone else. So he made a few calls. Orihime: Never heard of Gappy. Uryu: Likes ducks but didn't get one. Chad: Why? Rukia: Loathes Gappy with a passion. Renji: Impartial. Toshiro: Nope. Yoruichi: Nope. Everyone he asked said no and before you know it there was one person left. Byakuya Kuchiki. Urahara found the idea of him giving a gift to Byakuya very unlikely but decided to call anyways.

"Gappy the Duck? I banned that monstrosity from this house-hold ages ago. Back when I first became head of the clan." Kisuke rubbed his chin.

"Hmmm I see. Don't hang up Bya-kun there's something I want to check." Urahara quickly Shunpo'd over to just outside the Kurosaki residents and snuck into Ichigo's room.

"H-huh? Who's the-" Urahara wacked him on the head. HARD. He then opened up the door to the closet and lough and behold there was a small collection of Gappy the Duck merchandise. Urahara pulled the phone up to his ear and spoke.

"Tell me Bya-kun. How'd you like some Black Mail fuel on Kurosaki?" He said mischievously.

"Send me as many pictures as you can," Byakuya said. Then Byakuya started to laugh once he got the photos. Urahara never wanted to hear him laugh again.

Author's Notes: Well that's another wrap on the chapter and sorry for it being short. You get an extra-long Omake as a treat though. To be honest the whole Shisui past thing came to me while writing the chapter so sorry if it seems a bit forced. Also, After the Uchiha Massacre part we'll be getting to the main story of Naruto and the next time skip we'll be going into part II. Callian31 signing out.