Wow... To think that the stories are catching steam... I LIKE IT!

This is it folks! The 'Death'match begins!

I don't own Mega Man, nor any other series that will be there as a cameo.

Read, Review and Enjoy... LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

"Hello ladies and gentlemen! Robot Masters and Robot Assistants!" The coloseum speakers blared as two elderly men argued against each other. Much to the amusement of the thousands of Robot Masters and Superheroes.

"Hello human scum!"

"I am Dr. Thomas Light!"

"And I am The Great Dr. Albert Wil-"

"Don't you DARE inflate your ego on me!"

"We will see... Any who... This is a war to see-"

"On WHO HAS THE BETTER ROBOT MASTERS! On my team, Team DLN, We have BOTH, a few of the Robot Masters from this fool's FIRST invasion AND one from the recent invasion, led by one of San Diego's finest Robot Masters that I have created and a super fighting robot! Introducing DLNs 001, 003, 004, 005 and 067!" The Colosseum was silent due to not being entirely told on who they are. "What I mean to say is: Mega Man, Cut Man, Guts Man, Ice Man and Splash woma-"

"SPLASH STOP!" Mega Man cried out as said Robot Master attempted to use Cut's head scissors as a chew toy. Atleast Dr. Light granted all participants the same weapon as Mega Man: The Mega Buster's Solar "Lemon" Bullets... The reason? Every participant's special abilities are scattered around the All-Terrain-Arena Colosseum... Including two versions of each team captain's weapon: Mega Man's Charged Shot and Auto Fire and Wood Man's Leaf Shield and Leaf Shuriken. Though seeing three of the DLeven's 'Deathmatch' volunteers try to pry the youngest 'Deathmatch' participant from acting like a teething baby on her orange older brother brought some giggles and sniggers from the audience.

"As for me, Team DWN, are DWNs 010, 011, 013, 015 and 016! Because Metal Man chose to side with those SCUM! They are Air Man, Bubble Man, Crash Man, Heat Man and Wood Man!" This only caused the digital board to show Metal flipping two middle fingers in the process and everyone else laughing at it. "This is the DLN v. DWN Deathmatch games! A two month war that will decide who is better-"

"Or who is worse through the most heroic and the most embarrassing or plain dishonorable events we have got to offer." Dr. Light ended with a mutter, face-palming himself in the process.

"LET THE GAMES BEGIN!" The two doctors then shouted.

With Team DLN...

"*crack!* Ow!" Splash whimpered in surprise as she and her older brothers were picked up by a claw and shoved into a box that says 'Repair'... only to have her armor and tail removed and looking like she should go to an elementary school already, not looking like a blue haired loli in a black and blue skintight suit with leg armor and pearl white Mega Busters.

Despite Cut not having any armor, his head scissors got removed and said scissors got thrown onto a sack of acorns in the middle of the field.

Ice was pissed off. His parka got removed and his platinum blonde hair was sticking out like a white dot on a sea of cement.

Guts... He was okay, despite having a body that is 9x the muscle of a Mr. Universe with his metal chin looking somewhat like a Kamen Rider's armor issued from Genm Inc..

Rock was the main attraction all of a sudden! His dark brown hair was sticking out more than how Cut was bald, His 'Mega Man' armor being reduced to a streamlined sky blue suit with his dual Mega Busters intact. This got a sign of nose bleeding from a few of the female Robot Master population towards the now near Elec-Man heightened Robot Master with furious nods of approval. (Because of Play Bot, Watt Bot) Atleast he was being cheered on by everyone though. Ranging from his idol, Tobi Tenma, The former Astro Boy, Blues and Duo, all the way to the other DLN Robot Masters holding signs saying 'U (Insert E-Tank Can) D0 IT!'.

With Team DWN

Wood Man walked out with an arrogant smirk as he stared at Team DLN in confidence and even more arrogance, looking like he lost weight instead of losing his armor.

Air Man was untouched, Bubble Man was also untouched and Heat Man was wearing a plastic barrel inside a trash can.

Crash Man still didn't have any hands. Instead, he has two orange 'Lemon Guns' as he calls them.

Unfortunately for Team DLN, Team DWN has a few tricks up their sleeves.

"FIRST MATCH IS THE ROASTING CHALLENGE!" Dr. Wily began suddenly. "Whichever enrages the other side through words first wins!"

Over At The Audience...

Dr. Lalinde was being bugged by a whiny Quake Woman, who was poking and begging for her emoti-chip to be returned... Apparently, Dr. Lalinde found out about HER copies of Play Bot, Watt Bot and Rock's Emoti-chip and confiscated them... The chip's damaging removal partially fixed her, but now all that Quake Woman could do was whine and act over-dramatically in random situations... In Tagalog.

"Pakiusap (Please)! Bigyan ito pabalik sa akin (Give it back to me) po!" Quake Woman cried. (Po means Sir/Ma'am in Tagalog... But some Filipinos such as those in Visaya don't say it.)

"Ayoko (I will not)."

"Gusto ko ng emoti-chip ng ako (I want my emoti-chip) po!"

"Hm... No."

"Pakiusap (Please)!"

"Tempo, I will not stop until you tell me who made that chip!"

"Ayoko (I don't want to) po!"

"TEMPO CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE F-*Smack!* Ow!" Vesper screeched before being slapped in the face by Dr. Lalinde.

"Don't use that language Vesper!" Dr. Lalinde commanded before she hissed in pain and then continued to watch Team DLN taunt Team DWN.

"Wait... You guys are from The Philippines?!" Roll asked until Vesper turned toward her.

"Uh... Yeah?"

"I thought you were French!" Roll exclaimed before Vesper cut her off.

"You though I was FRENCH?! AM I WHITE TO YOU?! YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE MY SYNTHETIC SKIN COLOR YA WHITE SKANK! IT'S FRIGGIN BR- *Smack!* Owie!" Vesper had it coming.

"Please refrain from screaming, cursing or roughhousing." Dr. Lalinde then ended in an annoyed finality.

Quake Woman then stared behind Team DWN's booth- There were 10 PiPi, all carrying Napalm Man, who was preparing to launch Napalm Bombs at Mega Man...

"Uh... Mom?"

"Yes Tempo?"

"Nakikita ako ng isang Wily-Bot naghahanda upang ilunsad ang isang bagay sa Dr. Light ng banayad (I see a Wily-Bot readying to launch something at Dr. Light's team)!" She then spoke in fear. So much that she leaked out oil onto her seat.

"*sniff*sniff* What's that smell?" Oil muttered as he stared at the roasting competition.

"Wala (Nothing)!" Quake Woman nervously shouted in response. " Ako upang pumunta (I gotta go)!"

Back To Team DLN...

"You may as well shove that twig up your rear because we will STEAMROLL Team DWN!" Ice shouted toward Wood Man.

"You are a disgrace to Aquatic Robot Masters!" Bubble Man shouted towards Splash.

"I will DISMANTLE you and turn you into a ceiling fan!" Guts roared at Air Man.

"Ha! Wood Man looks like he lost weight! I wanna chop him down!" Cut said to Rock, who then shouts out:

"Why is Crash Man called Crash Man? Is he meant for CRASHING the stock market?! Or even allowing Dr. Wily's plans to come CRASHING down?!"

"I am more Chonky than BIG CHUNGUS and Plug Man!" Heat Man then declared and gained a middle finger from Plug Man.

"I REKT you guys before! I will REKT you again!" Rock boastfully chanted, slowly pissing Team DWN off.

"Grrrrrrr... NAPALM!!! BLOW THESE GUYS TO OBLIVION ALREADY!!!" Wood Man shouted to Napalm Nan, who bursted out of Team DWN's repair box and shouted: "Winner by Triggering: Team DLN WINS!!!" This caused the arena to cheer in excitement, despite the fact that it was just an insult contest.

"ROUND TWO: BUSTER BATTLE SHALL BEGIN IN 30 MINUTES!!!" Dr. Wily shouted in exasperation. "Everyone has been downgraded to Mega Man's level as to see on who is the better marksman in a deathmatch." This silenced the whole colosseum... But the participants did not listen, since the roasting match pissed both sides off.

In The Locker Room...

"Psst! Rock! Dito (Over here)!" A scared voice whispered to Rock as he then leaned on a locker in the breakroom, opening it and showing a Quake Woman scared out of her wits.

"Huh? Tempo? What are you doing here?! And why are you talking in Tagalog" Rock whispered in a surprised tone.

"S-Si D-Dr. W-Wily (It's Dr. Wily)! Siya a-ay pagpaplano upang pumantay sa iyo (He is planning to exterminate you)!" She then whimpered in response.

"Okay? And the Tagalog?"

"*Sniff!*Sniff* Dr. Lalinde... S-Siya ay i-Inalis ito (S-She t-took it out)!" With that, she started bawling, hugging a sympathetic Rock who was holding her... Not that she admitted that she really liked it though.

"Do you want me to alter your systems so that you can speak broken English?" All she could do was nod slowly with tears flowing. "It will be done!"

Chapter 7 end...

Wow... This went a little fluffy and strange... Oh well! That's Simply Stupid for all of you! Now for the references:

1. Short Circuts: This Mega Man Comic series has a reference here... It's Crash Man. CRASHing everything! (silence...) Huh. Anyone?

2. I though that Dr. Lalinde was French at first.

3. Micheal Bay's Transformers... Because why not... Some bots have to pee.

4. Astro Boy is there!

Starting from this point to the second month of the 'Death'match, Tempo's one of the main characters! She will be investigating the entire time.

SimplyStupid!Tempo: W-Wait, WHAT?!

SS!Rock: You're up.

SS!Tempo: Oh! Right. If we are going to get this show on the road, it cannot always be Me, Rock, that brat-

SS!Splash Woman: Splash Woman!

SS!Tempo: I GET IT! *sigh* We need more people! more DLNs? DWNs? I don't know! Give Vesper a boyfrien-

SS!Vesper Woman: Hey!

SS!Tempo: We simply need more people. So Users! Use the comments or PM Cian-Nueral so that you can get a shoutout for any Character submissions! Just don't add any fu-

SS!Kamen Rider Ex-Aid: Sorry to interrupt miss, but Kaijin are like furries.

SS!Tempo: *sigh* Fine! Just don't make them god-like! They can be normal people, just like u-

SS!Godzilla: Nobody in this universe is normal!

SS!Tempo: Dios ko po (Oh my God)! How many people are going to correct me?!

Everyone else: All of us!

SS!Tempo: *crying anime tears...* Just give the author a message if you want a new character of your design or anyone from another series that you want to see in any Simply Stupid story. There, I said it.

Th-Th-That's all folks! See ya next time!