Sakura Panda-chan: Sup, people? I know, I know, I have not update in what seems like FOREVER but then, I had SOOOOOO many things to do! I had projects, tests (kinda like finals), and school stress. So anyways, here's an ultra special thanks to:
-prin3ssch3rri3bl0ss0m724- Don't worry, in this chappie, I won't be putting ANY cliffies! Unless I want to, of course! BWAHAHAHAHA
-duckygoesroarr- Hmmm… I think I'll have to check with Meiling on that, but from what I heard, Syaoran had to buy all the photos under some lame fake alias and now I think there aren't an more (Syaoran: Hey! That wasn't lame, you are! And damn straight, pictures you shall burn in hell!!!).
-BlackDraconian- Yes I know, I feel really sorry for him. But don't sweat it; I'll invite you to his funeral with Sakura's permission. Oh and, he would like peonies for the death bed flowers (Syaoran: Shut up you darn irritating woman!)
-tinkerbell795- What's the '…' for?
-sakura-pichu16296- Yes, NEVER disrespect the power of foot stomping! Hey, I think foot stomping should be made a sport!
-SapphireStar23- Oi, I know I know, but seriously. IM SIXTEEN!!! LOL, don't mind me, I'm just yelling at one of my real life friends…
Sakura: LI SYAORAN!!! HOW DARE YOU INTERUPT Sakura Panda-chan?! -Hits Syaoran on the head 10 times hardly-
Syaoran: Ouch, what happened to the nice Sakura in all the shows? What happened to my sweet girlfriend Sakura? Kami-sama, since when did women become so violent?!
Touya: Oh shut up and be a man, gaki! You're being beaten up by your own GIRLFRIEND! Not to mention my kaijuu of a sister!!!
Everyone else: Yeah, Touya's right (for once)!!! -Touya gets thrashed by Sakura- Ouch, that's GOT TO hurt…
Rika: I'm bored, what can we do??? Hey, Naoko! Want to play cards?
Naoko: Sure! -Cards vanishes from Rika's hand-
Sakura: -eyes set with fire in them- WE ARE HERE TO TELL A STORY, NOT PLAY CARDS!
-Everyone cowers in fear of Sakura's destroying/rampaging mood-
Eriol: Syaoran, you REALLY did it dude. GREATTTT going, man… (Feel the sarcasm!)
Sakura Panda-chan: S-Sakura, erm, you-you can c-cool down y-your anger n-now…
Sakura: Ok! Sure!!! -Everyone thinks, 'Must be her time of month…'-
Sakura Panda-chan: Chiharu, disclaimer please!!!
Chiharu: Ok, let's lay this down RIGHT now. Sakura Panda63 does NOT own anything, so she can't give you anything even if you sue her. Card Captor Sakura and characters rightful owners are the four ladies of CLAMP, and Sakura Panda63 is just a mere anime fanatic…
Sakura Panda-chan: OOOOOOOOHHHHH, what does that pretty button do -pushes the button-
Italic stuff- thoughts
.:Someone's POV:.- Well this is rather self explanatory
oO Chapter 1 Oo- I think this is also self explanatory
xX Change of Scenery Xx- When the setting changes
"Blah Blah Blah"- Dialogue goes here
-action(s)- What the character does for example, -coughs- and so on…
Sakura, Tomoyo, Chiharu, Rika, Naoko, and Meiling: 20 yrs old
Syaoran, Eriol, Yamazaki, Terada, Haruyuki, and Ryu: 22 yrs old
Summary: Sakura and her 5 pals, Tomoyo, Meiling, Chiharu, Naoko, and Rika are engaged to six complete random strangers, who are Syaoran, Eriol, Ryu (OC), Yamazaki, Haruyuki (OC), and Terada (he's younger in this fic, k?). All of them had to live under one roof of one GIANT mansion until the pairs got married. All of them vowed that they would NEVER love their chosen 'lovers', but will they truly stay true to their promise? AU, and has magic!!! SxS, ExT, MxR, CxY, NxH, and RxT
oO Chapter 6: Kicking out the Boys! Oo
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xX Somewhere in the rooms 4:01 pm Xx
Flashback
As soon as the boys stepped into the room, the girls walked out of the bathroom, only clad in a large fluffy towel…
End of Flashback
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! YOU PERVERT!!!" screamed all the girls. The girls pushed them out and locked the doors. Once they were safe behind the door, they leaned against the wall and sighed.
'What the hell was he doing here? It's MY room!' all of them thought at the same time.
The girls changed hastily into tank tops with matching black capris (courtesy of Tomoyo). Sakura wore a baby pink tank top, Tomoyo in dark purple, Chiharu in light yellow, Meiling in royal red, Rika in vibrant orange, and Naoko in light green. All of their tops had the symbol of their powers. As they were changing, they heard the muffled voices of the boys, "LET ME IN YOU MAD WOMAN!!!" as they banged on the door.
The boys nodded at each other and decided that they would break down the door by ramming into it. They got into their positions, making sure they weren't going to kill themselves with a head concussion. "At the count of one, two, three. NOW!" cried Syaoran. Just as they tried to ram into it, the girls opened up the door and the boys landed on them in a very compromising position.
"DAMN YOU!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY CHEST YOU PERVERT?!" cried Sakura in a VERY aggravated voice. She was gripping her star key, thinking of ways to slowly torture her 'wonderful' fiancé.
Syaoran lifted up his head and said in a smug and not to mention perverted voice, "You have soft breasts, would you mind if I stay like that?"
Sakura screamed in frustration, and she pushed him away from her, HARD. Being caught by surprise AGAIN, Syaoran stumbled back. He moaned in pain, and mumbled something like "Violent women," but thankfully for him, Sakura didn't hear it.
Sakura realized that her friends weren't doing so great either, but she thought she had the worst since she had a pervert for a fiancé. She stood up and brushed off the imaginary dust, and stormed out of the room. Unfortunately, she was interrupted AGAIN when everyone's parents were standing in the doorway. She saw that her friends had recovered from the man who- I mean boys.
The parents held amusement in their eyes, but they managed to keep a straight face. Fujitaka asked, "What was going on here?"
All the girls spoke in unison, "Our freaking fiancés BARGED in on us when we just got out of the shower! They were in MY room!!! And and…WE WERE ONLY CLAD IN A SKIMPY TOWEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (A/N: Woah, they got friend telepathy powers. Freakishly cool much?)
"Dears, did you not realize why there were only 6 rooms instead of 12? You were supposed to stay with your fiancés of course!" Sonomi giggled slightly.
"Yes, our sons are going to stay with you to ensure more 'bonding' time. You may not change, and you will not be able to kick them out. I know you all need your privacy, but I'm sure that since all of you are mature enough, you can handle it." Yelan said with a slight smile on her face.
"NOOOOOOOO!!! We're all doomed! We only turned 20 just a few months ago! THAT STILL MEANS WE'RE TOO YOUNG! I don't want to share a room with those perverts! That that TAKASHI landed on me, and looked as if he was going to hug me! EEEEWWWW!!!" Chiharu exclaimed.
All of them knew that they were acting childishly, but they didn't care. They were so used to being chased by suitors that they got so tired of it that they decided to act like teenagers.
"Well, we would love to continue to talk, but we will have a family dinner at 6 pm. Please get ready!" squealed Sadayo.
"Argh! THOSE GUYS! WE WASTED VALUABLE TIME!!!" screamed all of the girls.
The boys got up and regained their pride and 'macho-ness'. As they were about to give the girls a piece of their mind, they found themselves being knocked over all over again by the zooming girls. Just as quickly as they went in, they zoomed past them and rushed to Tomoyo and Eriol's room. As they rushed into their room, Eriol felt multiple breezes of air whipping at his face. Tomoyo shooed, more like forced Eriol out with a giant heave, and they banged the door on them.
"Damn those crazy women. Are they on drugs or something?! They got SERIOUS issues." mumbled Haruyuki.
"You got that right, bro. Let's get ready, and leave those horrible monsters to pick of their damn scales." agreed Yamazaki. They walked into rooms, and Eriol waited patiently to get into the room.
xX Inside Tomoyo and Eriol's room 4:20 pm Xx
"Girls, we have a mission today. We have exactly 1 hour and 40 minutes to prepare all of us. Chiharu, do the hair. Naoko, do the mani and pedis. Rika and Meiling, do the make up. We shall start with Sakura, and do our usual strategy! GO GO GO sergeants!" commanded Tomoyo as she paced across the room, as if she were the general of the national army.
"HAI! MADAM COM- I mean, Tomoyo-chan!" cried the girls. Tomoyo grumbled some unintelligible words, and walked towards her giant walk-in closet.
Tomoyo took out some mid-thigh modern styled silk cheongsam (I think) dresses. Sakura had the pink, Chiharu had the gold, Rika had the reddish-orange, Naoko had the periwinkle blue (A/N: I thought it would be weird if she turned up in green. So technically, most of Naoko's dresses will be periwinkle), Meiling the deep red, and for herself, she took out a purple cheongsam.
Chiharu did Sakura's hair up in a French twist, and stuck a sakura embroidered chopstick. Naoko gave her a coat of invisible nail polish for both her toes and nails, as she thought that it would be improper to wear vibrant colored nail polish. As for the make up, the girls thought that they should all go for the natural look, so Meiling put on some sheer lip gloss, and Rika put on some light blush and creamy pink eyeshadow. Sakura changed into her dress, and she swapped with Chiharu, and Tomoyo came to help Rika.
Outside, Eriol couldn't take it anymore, so his calm demeanor broke, and he started yelling at the top of his lungs while banging on the door. In the midst of the girls' work, angry cries could be heard from behind the door. Something along the lines of "LET ME GET IN NOW!!!!!!", but of course, the girls pretended not to notice.
Sakura did Chiharu's hair in two pigtails, and tied them with golden ribbons. She curled it slightly, and made it look bouncy. While Naoko did the invisible nail polish, Meiling put on some light lip gloss, and Rika put on a smoky brown eyeshadow and blush. Once Chiharu was changed and ready to go, she swapped with Naoko (A/N: Let's pretend that Naoko decided to go for surgery for her eyes, so now she doesn't wear glasses anymore, ok?).
This time, Sakura decided to put on some side clips in the shade of dark blue. She combed her hair until it was silky smooth, and then attached the clips. Chiharu did the nail polish as Meiling and Rika put on some lip gloss and sea foam colored eyeshadow. Once Naoko was done, she changed and exchanged with Meiling.
Meiling's hair was done in two swirly buns, with phoenix embroidered chopsticks to hold it in place. Her make-up consisted of some dark red eyeshadow, reddish lip gloss, and no blush at all. She changed into her cheongsam, and exchanged with Rika.
Sakura decided that since Rika had grown her curly brown hair, they made it into a half pony-tail fastened with a butterfly clip. For her make-up, Meiling did her lips with some cherry flavored Chapstick, and Tomoyo put on some light blue eyeshadow and no blush too. When they were done with her, she changed and helped Tomoyo get ready.
Tomoyo's long hair was put braided and clipped with purple hairclips and had some light purple hair glitter. Her make-up was done with dark purple eyeshadow, and a very light blush and lip gloss.
When they were done, Tomoyo changed into her clothes and came out. At the same time, Eriol managed to get the door open, and burst in with a red face.
"ARE YOU ALL FUCKING DEAF?! I BANGED ON THAT DOOR FOR 30 MINUTES STRAIGHT!!!" yelled an extremely frustrated Eriol.
"Oh, we got so many girls ready in half an hour, that's awesome! Anyways, THANKS FOR BARGING IN ON US AGAIN, MORON! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU HERE ANYWAYS?!" Tomoyo shouted back. Thankfully, the girls where hiding away from them because they were afraid of the deadly Tomoyo and Eriol, that looked just about to kill something.
"I am HERE to get my tux! 'Honey' -Tomoyo cringes-, do you know where it is?" Eriol spoke as he looked at Tomoyo. His eyes scanned her entire figure like x-rays, and he found her unimaginably beautiful. Her cheongsam fitted her pale skin perfectly, and the make up was so nicely done. Her hair looked so silky, that it could even rival the cheongsam's softness. 'Wow, she is really beautiful… WHAT THE HECK AM I THINKING?! She is your enemy, she is your enemy, she is your enemy.' Eriol repeated in his head.
This did not go unnoticed by Tomoyo, and she blushed a slight shade of pink. She brushed off the thought for later, and ushered him quickly into the gigantic walk-in closet. She took out a black tuxedo that had a midnight blue button-down shirt. She took his shoes and shoved it into his hands.
"Here you go moron, now get lost you impolite jerk!" hissed Tomoyo.
"Whatever," replied Eriol, and he made his way to the door and walked out. Tomoyo ran to it and slammed the door shut. On the other side, Eriol smirked a small smirk (A/N: o.O Does that make sense?). Once Tomoyo locked the door, she heaved a relieved sigh and went back to commanding her troop- I mean friends.
"Sergeants, time for jewelry and shoes! Sakura, get out my jewelry box. The rest of you, get shoes from my closet! It's next to all your specially designed clothes!!!" barked Tomoyo in a commanding voice. She was still angry because of the incident just now.
The girls scurried around everywhere, deciding and getting their shoes. As for Tomoyo, she had already chosen some black wedged shoes, so she sat on the bed, watching in pure amusement. Her thoughts returned back to the bastard, she thought, 'How DARE he check me out! That irksome pervert! I'll make SURE he'll suffer tonight!' Tomoyo thought to herself.
The girls all decided on their shoes. Sakura took some diamond studded high heels, Rika and Naoko chose some lace-up high heels, and as for Chiharu and Meiling, they chose some 2-inch stilettos.
"We're ready for the jewelry!" cried Rika excitedly. They gathered around the huge jewelry box that was on the bed.
"OH, I want the pair of diamond tear drop earrings, and I want my special cherry blossom necklace!" squealed Sakura as she took out her jewelry.
As for Meiling, she decided on some dangling ruby earrings, and decided not to wear anything else. Chiharu chose some 3-stoned earrings and a special charm bracelet for herself. Naoko decided to use her specially kept studded opal earrings, and her gold choker. Rika took out some white gold earrings, and a cute looking angel pendant necklace. Tomoyo chose a pair of rose shaped earrings, and a simple diamond necklace.
The girls giggled at their awesome appearance, and then they exclaimed, "WE'RE DONE!!!"
"Argh, it's already 5:45! We should go down soon!!!" exclaimed Naoko as she glanced.
They realized that they were soon to be late, so the slammed the door open, and walked as quickly as they could, chattering on what mischief they shall make for the boys.
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Sakura Panda-chan: ZOMG! This is the LONGEST chapter I've written so far! I know this chapter was just totally LAME and boring, but then the girls just have to get ready right? The real excitement will be happening in the next chapter, so be ready for it! I PROMISE I'll work on it next week or the week after that, so R & R!!!
Everyone: YEAH WHAT SHE SAID!!!
Sakura Panda-chan: Dudes, are you on crack or something? -backs away slowly-
Eriol: Oh no no no… We're on CANDY!!! FEEL THE WRATH OF THE SUGAR BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Eriol bounces around like a gay with Kero and Spinnel-
Tomoyo: KAWAII!!! Eriol-koi, smile honey!!! -puts camera right in his face as he smiles goofily-
Syaoran: -starts filming Eriol with a malicious smile- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Looks who's the master now, huh ERIOL GAY?! I can't believe Tomoyo has a GAY for a boyfriend!!!
Tomoyo: -has a dark look and speaks in a dangerously low voice- Don't mess with MY Eriol-kun or you'll die a humiliating and painful death, you hear? I've got enough blackmail to take down your entire rep in 3 seconds…
-Syaoran cowers in fear-
Chiharu: Oi, Yamazaki, GET THE SUGAR LUMPS NOW YOU LAZY ASS!!!!!!!
Yamazaki: Hai, MADAM Chiharu-chan!!!
Sakura Panda-chan: -sweatdrops- Ohkay… That was totally weird, but then REVIEW OK? And P.S., gomen for all the grammar and spelling or whatever mistakes! And for those people with the alerts, I'm sorry if I kept uploading multiple times (if the alerts showed up), it's because there was something wrong with my computer, so yeah...
