I would like to apologize for being a jerk and not updating. But also... NICK HAS REALISED A NEW IZ DVD CALLED "OPERATION DOOM". IF ENOUGH PEOPLE BUY IT, THEY WILL GIVE IZ TWO MORE SEASONS! ! !
The Daring Rescue of Hatred and Dookie
Zim POV
I hate Mondays. After a very anxious weekend of plans and schismatics, Mondays seem too calm to be part of Zim's life. But today was an exception. He wasn't planning to waste any time, so school wasn't an option. He had 105 people, 30 computers, and 7 dachshunds to memory erase. He had 75 organism erasers, which all took 3 hours each, and it took 10 minutes for each computer. That left him two hours to get everything back to their places and to get in position. He would stand, invisible, at the school's entrance and wait for Dib to come out, knock him out, and hide him in the bush until Gaz came out. It was a squeeze, but it would work.
Gaz POV
I hate Mondays. They are so freaking boring, they makes me want to end someone. Keef came skipping down the hall, singing. Excellent. This was going to be fun. She pounced on him, kicking and punching. Keef only kept smiling, which made her angry. She threw him on the ground, but he still only smiled. She jumped on him and kicked, but still no result; she gave up.
"See ya, Gaz!" He waved at her happily skipping away. What the h-
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Stupid Bell; I hate last period. That's Miss. Bitter's class; that's right, she's followed us to high school. On her way to history, she stopped to beat up Keef again, not caring if she was late. She entered the class, expecting to see Dib and Zim (the 10th and 11th grades shared a history class) in their usual depression, but was surprised to see that Dib was paying close attention Miss. Bitters, while Zim was nowhere to be found. She suspiciously sat in her seat and listened to hear what she was saying to make Dib so interested.
"-And so Galileo was put in prison until 1642 when he died a natural death. Any questions?" she looked like whoever asked a question would be put in the underground classroom. Dib jerked his hand up. "Sir- or madam, whatever- How did he go blind?" he asked. "Most say he stared at the sun too long, but it was actually a horrible disease called Cataract." she hissed again, as though daring him to continue. Dib stared to speak again, but got the message and shut up.
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For the first time ever, she was disappointed when the end of school bell rang. That meant another depressing day at Aunt Bella-Snora's. She took her time getting her stuff from her locker, and when she was done she had the feeling the teachers had left already. When she was about to go down the steps, she saw someone blocking her way.
"Hey, Zim." she said, "Why didn't you go to school today?"
"I had some stuff to do." Zim said nervously. "Good enough for me, where's Dib?" he just shrugged, so she started down the side walk.
"You don't like it there, do you?"
He said it as though it wasn't a question, but a statement. "How do you know?" She understood what he meant. "I can tell, you usually rush to get home."
"I don't have a home to rush to." He heard a slight hint of sadness in her voice.
"You could."
"What?" she didn't understand what he was saying. "You and your brother could come live with me, I have plenty of room." Huh?
"Do you have no ears? I said-"
"I heard you, I just can't really process what you are asking." she interrupted.
"You and Dib don't like the orphanage, correct?" she was getting tired with rhetorical questions, "You and the Dib can live with me until you finish school. I have money, food, shelter, and a Irken gaming program." that just made up her mind.
"I'll do it for the game, but good luck getting Dib." He just grinned, "You don't need to worry about him." He lead her to a bush on the side of the building, and lifted out a bound and gagged Dib. She giggled and ripped the tape off of his mouth.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed, "THAT REALLY HURT YOU JERK!"
"Being knocked unconscious or ripping of the tape?" he said joking.
"BOTH!" he yelled, "Now will you please untie me?" Zim and Gaz looked at each other. "Not until we get to our new home, Dib"
