Well, well, the title of this chapter is a gimme in terms of summary XD~
I wonder what'll happen! (even though I know) XD

Warnings: Rp!fic, smut, yaoi, trolls


Masaomi's jaw had dropped with his too, "Celty, you can't remember Shizuo?" He asked, his brow furrowing in worry. This was the first time she had forgotten a person.

[Shizuo?] Confusion emanated from her strongly.

"Tell that friend of yours immediately, and that doctor."

Masaomi whipped his phone out and called Mikado quickly, really worried.

"Moshi, moshi?" Mikado answered.
"Mikado! Big problem! Celty can't remember Shizuo!" His voice was rushed as he eyed the worried bodyguard and the clueless dullahan.
"What?" Mikado had been heading from the library with Anri and startled her, "She forgot Shizuo-san! I-I'm on my way, where are you right now?"
"The park, I was fundraising again for that damn price tag Izaya-san put on this,"
"Okay, be right there!" He hung up and apologized to Anri before running off.

[Kida-kun, who is this man?]
"He's... your best friend Celty... you guys always talk..." Kida frowned as he scrolled through his contacts for Shinra's number.
[O-Oh... Sorry,] She said to Shizuo and the tall blonde frowned at this, "Oi, Kida... Why did you mention paying Izaya?"

"Huh? We asked him for information regarding the whereabouts of Celty's head. We figured if anyone could find it, it would be him, but his price is ridiculous," Kida grumbled.
Shizuo became suspicious then, "How much?"

"Masaomi!" Mikado came running up to the group then.

"Two hundred thousand yen, tch, as if Mikado and I could pay it..." Masaomi waved to Mikado as he dialed Shinra.
[Uhm, h-he's scary...] Celty typed to Mikado and the teen blinked and then looked at Shizuo. The blonde growled as he suddenly stalked off to murder his flea.
"Sh-Shizuo-san?" Masaomi watched him as Shinra picked up.

"Kishitani~!"

"Ah! Shinra-san, I'm a friend of Celty-san's um... she forgot Shizuo-san... and I think Shizuo-san is about to murder Izaya-san," Masaomi decided to follow just in case.
"Uh Celty-san, why don't you go home to Shinra-san? It might be safer..." The dollar's founder suggested nervous around a murderous Shizuo.
The dulluhan tilted her head, [Okay, but be careful Ryugamine-kun.]

"Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill." Shizuo grabbed the first sign he came across and carried it with him.

"Ah, yup he's gonna kill Izaya-san..." Masaomi said hanging up on the thoroughly worried and very confused Shinra, "Mikado! Come on, we may need to spare Izaya-san's life..."
"Right, go straight to Shinra-san Celty!" Mikado told her and ran after Shizuo with his lover.


Izaya was at home -with a client of all things- when the lot of them burst in to his apartment.

"Ah, Shiki-san, I'm afraid our meeting has just been adjourned, but I'll call you when I can to reschedule..."

At least Shizuo was talked out of the stop sign, but he marched right up to his flea and growled. Mikado apologized for intruding like the polite country kid he is. Shiki simply scowled at all of them before leaving while Izaya tactfully backed away from the clearly enraged blonde Masaomi pulled Mikado away from the danger zone.

"Are you insane? Wait, I know the answer to that... Okay, WHY?" Shizuo growled.
"Shizu-chan, I think I missed the part of why you're angry?" Izaya pointed out.

"He's mad at how much you're charging us," Masaomi supplied helpfully causing the informant to scowl a little.
"Ah, that, yes, well information on her heads whereabouts' and acquiring it will not be easy tasks ne? Besides I'm giving them a huge discount, I should have charged in millions for this but since we're SUCH good friends and all..." Masaomi glared at Izaya.
"Wrong answer Izaya-kun," Shizuo grabbed his jacket by the collar and lifted him off the ground, "They're just kids for crying out loud!"
"Ah! Y-yes, well, Kida-kun is a clever boy, I'm sure his fundraising idea will work!" Izaya was properly scared now. Mikado frowned at Izaya knowing about it, as he held Masaomi's hand.

"No one can out fox you Izaya and you know it," Shizuo's fist tightened and he planted a foot firmly before hurling Izaya towards the bookshelf. Izaya hit the shelf hard causing it to tip over and send books flying. Of course a container hit the floor with a loud thunk and Izaya gulped as Celty's head became very visible.

Mikado gasped, "M-Masaomi... C-Celty's head..."

"Iiiiiizaaaaaayaaaaaa-kuuuuuuun," Shizuo was even more pissed now than when he marched in here. Celty is his friend after all. Izaya wasted no time in sprinting out of the apartment as fast as he could go, despite being remarkably sore from being thrown into a bookshelf and having said shelf then land on top of him.
"Hey, you two... Take her head and give it back, I have a flea to immobilize for a month." Shizuo followed after the informant. Mikado shook his head overcoming shock and walked over to Celty's head. Masaomi went with him and picked the jar up carefully.

"Weird..." He gulped, looking at it.

Mikado couldn't explain what he felt now, but it was the same feeling as when Celty revealed to him she had no head, and now he is holding it.

"Masaomi... She's really pretty."
"Yeah... she is," The blonde teen agreed, "Ah, we had better get this to her though huh?" He stuck the jar in his bag to hide it from public eye. It may look odd if two teenage boys were seen walking down the street with a head in a jar.

"Yeah, I'll call Shinra-san," When they were outside Izaya's he called the doctor.
"Kishitani residence," He answered, though less jovially than before now. Shinra was worried beyond belief now that Celty had forgotten a person.
"Hello, I'm Mikado Ryugamine-a friend of Celty-san's-and can I first ask are you alone?"
"Yes... Celty is in another room trying to think... I think." He said.
"Well, please don't freak out, but Masaomi and I have Celty's head. We're bringing it over."

"Ah! O-okay, you need the address right?" Shinra had once been scared of the thought and he was still scared but he was more afraid of Celty forgetting him.
"Please, if you don't mind, and I don't want Celty-san to see or know about it just yet," Mikado said, he wanted to get Shinra's opinion to confirm or deny his theory first.

"Alright... here's the address," Shinra gave it to them and Celty stayed in her room. She was worried too as she had apparently forgotten someone close to her now.
"Thanks, we'll be there soon, bye," Mikado hung up and told Masaomi where they were going.

They arrived soon enough and Shinra smiled pleasantly and ushered them inside.

"Celty's in her room... she's very upset right now..."
"I can understand," Mikado smiled sympathetically, "But before we show you, I want to explain my theory about the connection her head has with her memories."
"Certainly," Shinra agreed, offering tea to the two teens as a polite host should.

"I think we need to reattach her head in order to connect and regenerate her memories," Mikado stated and then went into the detail that the blonde became a true blonde for. Meaning of course they lost Masaomi completely. Shinra had agreed that if receiving her head did nothing then they could try that though he wasn't sure how to go about it -stitch it on or simply plop it in place? Mikado had a second theory to that if they decided to try it. "Do you think she's ready to see her head?"

"Ah... one way to find out I suppose..." Shinra said as Masaomi took it out of his book bag. Shinra watched it for a moment and then went to get Celty.
[What is it Shinra?] Celty wasn't even aware the two were in the apartment.
"Ah, Mikado-kun and Masaomi-kun are here... they brought something for you," He said gently, smiling at her.
[Oh, how nice, I wonder what it is] Celty was a little excited, any good news was better than what she was feeling.

She stepped into the hallway though and froze. 'Shinra?' A ghostly voice said and it came from where Mikado and Masaomi were. Masaomi's eyes had locked on to Celty's head though it didn't appear awake yet either. Shinra too had a look of shock on his face and he urged Celty to take another step, gently taking her arm and guiding her toward her head. Mikado watched the head deep in thought, he swears he just heard the name Shinra... Celty gripped his arm as they came into view of Mikado and Masaomi... And her head.

"Ah... C-Celty-san, I believe this belongs to you?" Masaomi said offering the jar to her. He wouldn't feel right taking it out of the jar after all. Celty removed her helmet then, she'd been worried about forgetting it that she kept it on, and her smoke thinned out. Where did you find it?
Celty couldn't ask that question since she is too stunned to speak or rather type. Of course the same ghostly whisper emanated her thought to all of them, though again her head remained motionless.

"Sh-Shizuo found it, but I think he's raping Izaya right about now..." Masaomi shivered a little at the thought. She won't have to work then, and the smoke nodded. She slowly moved away from Shinra and held her hands out to take the jar from the blonde.
Masaomi handed it over without a moment's hesitation though Shinra flinched a little, still terrified she would disappear like the smoke that came from her neck. Only Shinra could see it, as the head shed a little tear. The Dulluhan trembled lightly now.

"Ah... Celty, maybe take it out..." Shinra suggested, though his voice shook a little too. The smoke agreed and she set the jar on the table and opened the lid. Celty hesitantly took the head from the liquid and felt nothing... The smoke thinned out as it normally did, but after that drifted to the head though no one could see. Shinra frowned and Masaomi was visibly confused that nothing seemed to be happening.

Mikado kept quiet about his plan for now. He'd mention it if Celty didn't reattach her head and then forgot something else, but for now her head was just another head with no body. Shinra wasn't going to risk it though, each time she forgot something Celty became very upset and he went to her.

"We think that if you try re-attaching it... where it would be if you were human it might wake your memories up. Since Saika cut your soul it makes sense..."
[But if my head is reattached, would that mean I forget everything I learned sine I came here?] Celty was worried too, she really didn't want to forget the man she loved.
"I... I don't know, but you're sad each time you forget something... I don't like seeing you like that. So even if you forget everything since you lost it... besides, I'll help you remember, okay?" Shinra promised, touching her arm gently.
[I don't want to forget you Shinra] Celty hugged him shaking lightly.
"Ah... I don't want you to either Celty... but maybe you won't forget? Maybe you'll remember everything you've forgotten recently too! That means you'll remember Shizuo right?"

It felt like she nodded, since she couldn't type. Shinra... Only he truly understood her.

"C-Celty-san, Shinra-san? I-If anything happens, will you let us know?" Mikado spoke, "And then we can decide to attach your head or not."
"Yes... I suppose we can make it a last resort if you forget anything else, right Celty?" Shinra suggested, rubbing her back soothingly. Masaomi took Mikado's hand feeling almost embarrassed at having witnessed such a tender moment between them.
[Y-Yes, I will let you know immediately] Celty held the phone up for them to see, and Mikado excused them from the apartment then.

"Wow... those two really love each other..." Masaomi mumbled softly, giving Mikado's hand a light squeeze.

"Yeah, I'm thinking this Masaomi: what if Celty's head isn't aware that it is back with Celty because she was stabbed by Saika?" Mikado suggested, "And that the only way for her head to awake is for Sonohara-san to undo the cut somehow?"

"Maybe... we could ask her if it's possible. I mean Anri-chan didn't have Saika back then though, right?" He was a little worried, but he wanted to help too. Izaya darted past them just then, still evading Shizuo as best he could.

"That's true, Sonohara-san," Mikado was cut off when Shizuo threw a vending machine in front of them.
"IZAYA-KUN! You can't run forever!"
"-Sonohara-san did gain control of the Saika children when she stabbed that mother."


Tada! End of Chapter...Huh I thought it ended differenly than that... meh.

Masaomi: Llama oh Llama~ I have a gift for you~
Llama: Hmm? *curious*
Masaomi: *grins and gives llama a cat*
Llama: *runs away*
Mikado: Masaomi, that was mean... *pets kitty-cat*
Masaomi: You say, but you're happy~ *kisses Mikado's cheek*
Mikado: *Blushes*
Masaomi: Review lovely readers, and there will be more of Mikado-monopolizing~
Mikado: M-Masaomi *embarrassed*