Hyuuga Hinata was…just…doing…well…something, when a big sasquatch kidnapped her, and soon found herself in the local gym…IN THE MEN'S LOCKER ROOMS!!!
Etto…ano…is this…what I …etto…what I …what I think it is???
What is it little Hinata, too steamy for you?
blushes ano…what are w…we d…doing in the m…m…m…men's locker rooms?
I should ask YOU that. Hyuuga Hinata, she likes spying on people as a hobby.
t…that's not true!
Then why do you have binoculars around your neck?
Be…mumbles because I was spying.
See? Isn't that a lot better? Don't worry, I spy on people too, so I won't make fun of you for that.
Really?
Really. I'll just make fun of you for something else!
sweatdrop
Hyuuga Hinata…she doesn't really stutter!
…you call that an insult?
Well, you see, that makes you…a LIAR! You're not shy either. I saw you get wasted at that party!
another sweatdrop Which party?
THAT party!
…
Huuga Hinata, she…she…hold on lemme think of sumthin.
Ano…if your not doing anything…maybe I could go now…
Shut up I'm thinking! And what happened to your stutter?
…dunno
Ah! Got it! Hyuuga Hinata, she's just plain UGLY
w…w…wah? teary eyed
Well, I mean, you look like you're blind, your hair is uneven and…did no one tell you? Parkas went out of season years ago. How can you wear that in the SUMMER?
w…w…w…w…w…w…w……..WAAAAHHHH! NARUTO'S NEVER GONNA LIKE MEEEEE!!!
girl appears well, now you know, Hinata Hyuuga, an ugly liar who likes spying on people!
HEY! That's not…
Asuma and Gai come out of the sauna wearing just a towel…yes, JUST A TOWEL! BETWEEN THEM! THEY ARE SHARING A FREAKING TOWEL! So I said to Lee, "Kakashi may be younger than me, but the fountain of youth…youth…youth…………………………..Hinata? What is such a youthful girl doing in the youthful men's locker room of this youthful gym.
Hey! It wasn't me! SHE brought me here! points to empty space that Ninja Genius used to be
Umm… Hinata I don't see anyone.
b…b…b…b..b…b…b…b…b…b…………….
DDDAAAMMMNNN YYOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!!!
A\N
Next chapter: Neji!
