AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. (God must really like how this is going.) n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Evony isn't a Marie Sue ok she isn't perfect SHES A SATANITS! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake! (The way depression is portrayed as beautiful these days? I'm having doubts.)
Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). (Please don't let me answer that one, I'm known to be brutally honest.) I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. (With all the names everything is given in this story, the possibilities go from actual sadness to a new shade of eyeliner. But there are some things that humans just aren't meant to know…) I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then… (Wait for it…)
We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. (And there we go! Another gratuitous scandal of a scene in a clearly inaccurately rated story!) He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra (ouch) and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy (DICK) in mine (In your dick?) and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?) (Without proper protection? I'm surprised there aren't a million mini goffick Enobies running around, they way you two go like rabbits.)
"Oh Draco, Draco!" I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco's arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words… Vampire! (Wow, that could mean anybody!)
I was so angry.
"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.
"No! No! But you don't understand!" Draco pleaded. But I knew too much.
"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!" (You would know, wouldn't you?)
I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what (Walk into the club like "What's up? I got a big you-know-what!".) but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire's classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.
"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled. (More like a Dracofucker, am I right?)
I'm sorry I'm not as funny as I usually am, I've been surviving off 4 hours of sleep every night for the past 2 weeks, and don't plan on changing that.
