Whoo hoo! We are back with chocolate! We are the champions, my friends! And we'll keep on fighting till the end! We own nobody, and I will own myself next year January 7th 9am! The legal papers are coming through baby! – Goddess.
I am honestly not on crack! So I will seem like the sane one today;) Like Goddess says, we own us and that's it. S.E. Hinton owns the Outsiders and Goddess would love to own chocolate! Tens
Last Time:
"What are you his damn echo? Or are you two closer than most people think..." The King loved conspiracies...
This time:
Steve looked kind of dumbfound "I-I..."
"Oh burn on Steve!" Keira laughed
"And on Soda," Jhonadded thumbing at Soda who is trying to form words
"Echo? Echo!" Soda yelled, disturbed by the statement the King brought up.
"Oh, that's reminds me, I have to update Vengeance," Goddess said arounda mouthful of chocolate. Everyone but Tens looked confused.
"Good to know," Tensanswered stealing a bite of chocolate
"Don't talk with your mouthful," Lee instructed
Darry shook his head "That's very attractive."
"Sorry," Goddess grunted sarcastically still stuffing the chocolate into her mouth.
"I'm not," Tens said proudly
"I'm hungry now," Ponyboy trailed off holding up the half bitten pickle.
"Don't you even think about eating my pickle, Twerp! I want it back!" Tens warned
Pony just rolled his eyes and gaveher a 'yeah right' look. Sick of all the melodrama and rude looks, she jumped on Ponyboy and wrestled for the pickle.
"Finally! Some action!" The King beamed proudly that it's his own twin starting off the rumble. "Go Tens! Beat that little twerp good!"
Pony, not wanting to get beat, was a dirty rotten cheat and bit Tens, making her yelp in pain, in turn punching him in the face.
"Hey, you two play nice," Two-Bit said getting a beer from out of nowhere
"I'll save you, Pony!" Sodadeclared jumping in to help his kid brother.
"Finally I can beat up Stupid Soda!" The King Yelled leaping on the unsuspecting Soda.
"Be nice to him Jhon! I still like looking at him!" Keira complained
"Who's wife are you?" The King yelled pounding on Soda
"I'll save you, buddy," Steve said ready to join the commotion
"... Cough... Cough..."
Johnny nudged Goddess who was still eating chocolate and paying no attention to the fight. She knew they can beat Pony just fine on their own. Give those two shoves and they could beat half the people in the world.
"Yeah?" She asked around a mouthful
"It's your cue," Johnny whispered
"Hehe! Johnny whispered to me," Goddess giggled oblivious to the fact that Johnny was still standing right beside her. Johnny gave her a funny look but said nothing...there was a hint of blush.
"Hey I thought you liked me!" Two- Bit stated indignantly
"I did? Hmm...anyways where was I?"
"I'm ready to help Soda!" Steve yelled pissed off.
"Oh! Right," she said mentally slapping herself "Not if I can help it!" she jumped in there, smacking Steve with her half eaten chocolate bar
"Owwwie" he howled in pain.
"What a waste of good chocolate." Goddess sighed, shrugging before shoving it in Steve's eye
"I have a nut in my eye!" Steve yelled and Goddess smiled evilly
"What a waste of good nuts in chocolate." Goddess shrugged
Darry and Lee looked disturbed, but Two-Bit and Dally howled with laughter. Johnny just watched with a funny look on his face and Keira looks at them all like they're crazy. Well, she had a right, they are.
"Is no one going to help Soda before Jhon kills him?" She asked "Or Steve before he goes blind?"
"Nope." Lee shook his head "I learned the hard way not to get in between those two and who they want to kill."
"But Look at Tens punching Pony! He's just a little kid!" Keira pointed out
"He's a tough little guy. I can't fight his battles for him," Darry said looking over Tens' pad of paper "Your sister is crazy."
"Ok, now I have to warn you to shut up," Lee said snatching the pad away from him "What the hell? Who told you two you could borrow my credit card to manufacture Chocowhatsit's?"
"Little busy Lee," Tens yelled tickling Pony "But they're Chocopicklechunks!"
"Diddo," Jhon yelled fighting off Soda "I'm the spokesperson for Tens and Goddess."
"You like that? Well wait until I shove a Chocopicklechunk in your eye!" Goddess laughs while Steve tries to get away from her
"Ah ha!" Tens yelled jumping up holding up the half-bitten dirty 'old pickle.
"Noooooo!" Pony yelled in anguish
DUN dun Dun!
Tens has finally got her pickle back!
"Or has she...?" Jhon interjects
Does this mean the end of the crazy pickle story?
"No way!" Goddess yells "I have too many horrible things I want to do to Steve still!"
Right...And will Goddess realise she is allergic to nuts?
"What?" Goddess asks pausing from torturing Steve.
Erm...nothing! Look Steve is getting away!
"Hey, come back!" Goddess yells grabbing Steve by his ankle.
"Noooo" Steve yells.
Anyways where was I...oh yeah... Does this mean the end of the crazy pickle story?
"Hell no! We have to tell the people of how bad I beat up stupid Soda and if he and Steve are hiding something." The King buds in
"Every time you come across people you don't like you can't call them gay, Jhon." Lee says tiredly
"He does this often?" Darry asks
"You wouldn't believe some of the connections these two make." Lee shakes his head "If it isn't one conspiracy it's another."
"You're one of them!" The King yells
/Tens is too busy dancing from joy of getting her pickle back to say anything/
"Soda can't be gay!" Keira cries
"Says who?" The King asks
"Me!" She says smugly
"Thank you, Keira." Soda says glad he could jump in there
"Who said you could talk?" The King asks and Keira and Soda walk away "Get your own wife!"
"They are gay! They had a damn pillow fight together, now that's gay..." Goddess says still poking nuts into Steve's eye. "Steve you're gay! Admit it! Go on admit it!"
"Noooo!" Steve yells almost ready to break into tears. .
Are Steve and Soda hiding something? Will Johnny ever speak or do anything? Is the pickle still good?
"It's still good! It's still good!" Tens yelps
Johnny: ...
Johnny! Speak boy speak!
Johnny: ...
Oh Boy! I knew I should have listened to my wife and gone into acting instead of narrating...but nooo! I had to-
"Shut up!" Everybody yells.
Johnny: ...
Fine! Stupid little...
"Care to finish that sentence?" The King threatens
No sir. Find out in the next episode of The Crazy pickle story!
"Unless you're one of them!" Jhon points at random person in the audience
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Ok on to the reviews! We got four! I feel so proud!
DaNNi BaBezZz: Favourite pickle story? Aren't we the only Pickle story? ah, we love you too! If I could send you a pickle I would, honest. Yeah, they are a perfect fit and if you want to know the honest truth Lee is like that in real life. I love him though. He's a good big brother and lets us stay up late doing homework. King says there will be much release of anger. Yeah, she's definitely self appointed, but I could find a worse sister in law. Never! Pickles then cake for desert or both at the same time! I am genius! Hope you enjoyed –Tens
Cool! Italy rocks! Oh well It's a good time to have a pickle now, you can't deprive yourself hun. Hahaha, they are the prefect fit, well from what I've heard they are. Shrek ain't all that, I know tons of movies that are better, yeah you heard better! Lol sorry I have a bar chocolate with me now. Nut free! No, no, no, no tens and Danni. It's Cake, Pickles AND chocolate for desert! – Goddess.
Penny: No offence taken, but I have to wonder about your sense of humour. Of course it makes sense! The King wants to beat on everyone, I want to get my pickle, Goddess just loves a good adventure, Lee is our annoying big brother so he's just there and Keira is the only one seeing things straight. So on our epic quest to reclaim the pickle; it is all fun and games. –Tens
Ain't you the one who read and reviewed my Torn Between Two Fic? Anyways to each his own, lol I think that's how the phrase goes... - Goddess
Skye Renegarde: really? cool! My uncle, who's name is Kent, brews root beer or he did before I was born. White strawberries are so good! I love them! Hope you enjoyed and you can keep the red ones! –Tens
Yay! It is fun ain't it! Ewwwww! White strawberries! Ewwwwww! I like red ones the best!
Keira: Jhon says you talk too much and that he is the truelord of the dance! Now on to my comments!
Yay! Suspense is great I wonder if we answer those questions? We'll find out. Thankies. I enjoy my style too. I may. Depends on if I get everything else before it done. Hope you enjoyed!
Boy you write a whole damn essay! Well anyways, thanks hehe, but first reviews are the best I hope it turns up sometime. I knew they had lost it, stupid ass site better have a lost and found. Questions? What questions did we ask? Man I'm going to have to go and read chapter six again. I wrote most of the chapter, even the stuff about crying which I took out because it was too humiliating, then Tens added it back in (and adjusted to sound much better) Now she's trying to kill me with nuts!. I wonder what she's allergic too...hehehehe. I wonder what you're allergic to blondie! What? I have chocolate!
Any comments at all are welcome and flames are accepted.
See ya in the funny papers! Tens and The King and High on Chocolate
