"Val, that wasn't necessary..."

"It so was. You're laughing your head off. Shush."

"But it's the Ben-"

"It's also his birthday. This is my revenge for him not giving me my Christmas present."

"Don't you think he might get a little cross...?"

Valkyrie and Tanith instantly stopped talking as the security light went on. Skulduggery walked out, half-asleep.

"RUN!" Valkyrie hissed. She grabbed Tanith's hand and sprinted for getaway motorbike.

As they clambered on, they heard the curses and shouts begin as Skulduggery noticed the abundance of whipped cream, toilet paper, and soap suds decorating his Bentley.

A/N: ah, this brought up a fond memory of TPing somebody's car... Classic...

~Lythia Harpen, October 7


"Valkyrie, you need to stop reading at some point."

"Like when?"

"Like now. The Bentley's been stopped ten minutes already."

"Let me finish my chapter."

"… I happen to know for a fact that that particular author does not split his books into chapters."

"Damn you and your knowledge of books."

"Indeed."

A/N: I have Mortal Coil #idiotic grin#

~Mademise Morte, October 7


A/N: Review, please :D

~The Immortal Duet