Chapter Five: Everywhere
Mario and Luigi walked back to knuckles house after their brief conversation with Shadow. They sat on the couch. Mario pondered over his next move, would he tell Knuckles what happened or would he let his friend witness it firsthand and decide for himself?
"What did Shadow want?" Knuckles asked coming back into the room. He was holding a tray of food and drinks. "You know his type. Edgy bullshit as per usual" Luigi answered.
"That goddamn Edgelord. Of course he would want edgy bullshit" knuckles said. He sat the tray on the table and Mario grabbed a snack. It was a tuna melt sandwich. "We should do something about those Goons in the downtown area" Mario said, "The Zoo-Cats?" Knuckles asked surprised. "No, those bears Yogin and bobob" Mario said. Knuckles laughed, "You mean Yogi and booboo. They were framed though and even by the Zoo-Cats"
Luigi took a drink and sipped, "perhaps it's time for the Zoo-Cats to become extinct"
Knuckles smiled, "perhaps so. Let me make a quick call" knuckles said getting up and leaving the room. He called Espio.
To Sonic,
Sonic went to a Taco Bell with his ally and new Best friend Daffy. He ordered a burrito, two orders of nachos and a taco. Daffy had gotten the taco salad and 15 tacos. Sonic was nearly finished with his lunch/dinner/mid-whatever time of day it was snack when he had to take a shit. He rushed to the bathroom and shat on the floor in front of an occupied stall.
The person inside it, an older gentleman, came out and slipped on the shit and fell on it getting shit all over his pants. Sonic laughed at the man. Angry, the man took off his shit stained pants and began to strangle Sonic with them. Sonic swung wildly as the man squeezed harder.
Daffy came into the bathroom and saw everything. He quickly charged the man, tackling him to the floor. "You bastards!" The man yelled. Daffy began beating the man in the face with fists of fury. "Shut up bitch and prepare to get your ass whooped!"
The man managed to push Daffy off and stood up, "You'll both pay for this!" He yelled. He ran out of the bathroom and away. "We better go find and kill him" Daffy said helping Sonic to his feet. "That's probably a good idea" Sonic replied.
They left the Taco bell.
To Tails,
Tails lead Goofy to a large machine with a single door. "Will this device really be abler to help us?" Goofy asked, Tails chuckled a bit. "Of course it will. I designed and tested it before with another friend and it worked perfectly" Tails explained, "It's set to impart 5 years worth of training experience into us"
"Gwaaash, then perhaps we should get right to it" Goof exclaimed.
The two entered the machine.
To Shadow,
Shadow sat alone in the forest. He was about to meditate but was interrupted when Rouge the bat flew and landed next to him. "Hello Shadow darling!" She greeted. Shadow grunted in response. "My, some greeting" she nudged Shadow's arm.
"Is there something you want?" Shadow asked,
"Now that you mention it, there is. Zarloon the Barboon is alive" Rouge stated. "I don't know who that is. Is that the person who talked to Goofy at the BBQ?" Shadow asked. Rouge nodded.
"Alright, I'll kill him" Shadow said as he got up. He pulled out his cellphone and called his boys. Within minutes, several hooded figures approached. "Alright boys! We got a job to do!" Shadow yelled. The hooded figures all cheered.
Shadow looked at Rouge and nodded.
To Donald Duck,
Donald smoked a cigar with his temporary ally, Herman Schultz. The two got along pretty well. With them however was Fang the Sniper or as the west call him, Nack the weasel. The three of them along with Bark the Dynamite would leaving soon to start a secret mission that involved knuckles and the Zoo-Cats.
"Well I think we all should be heading on out soon" Herman announced, "Busy men like Eggman don't like delays. Keeps us all unpaid"
They all winced at the word unpaid. Horrible thing that could happen. None of them would allow such an unfortunate event to happen. As Donald finished his cigar, he sighed. "Shame we won't have much down time after this. But I do like getting paid"
Everyone agreed.
To Zarloon,
Zarloon flew out of the sun. Soon he would be back on earth and thus began his plan. He would go buy a flat screen TV and binge watch a show. None would be able to stop him for he was the Barboon.
He laughed as he flew, aiming his body in the direction of a TV store as he approached the earth. He flew faster than a man fleeing from a bike being possessed by a Shadow Lord of doom. It was a creature that only wanted the man to eat healthy and exercise daily but the man had other plans. He wanted to go buy a soda from the soda Gods. But the Gods of soda were evil, just like Zarloon's evil twin brother evil Chad from Highschool was.
Chad was murdered in his sleep by Tails. Tails wanted the cookie on Chad's desk left by Chad's mother. Chad was not Zarloon's evil twin brother because Zarloon didn't have a brother. Also Tails is a dick.
To the Zoo-Cats,
A group of thugs sat around a hideout that they thought was secured. Espio who was scouting, had bugged the place with cameras and microphones and even a bomb. But this was just one of the many hideouts. Espio knew that. The Zoo-Cats knew that. Now you know as well.
This group of Zoo-Cats were doing their usually routine of doing drugs, having sex, eating pizza and levitating objects with the power of temporary wands. The wands lasted five minutes and could only pick up cans and little mice. God hated one mouse in particular and killed it with lightning from the heaven's thus freaking out the Zoo-Cats and Espio.
Espio stepped away from this all due to a call. The Zoo-Cats were now preparing to offer up cans of soda to please God. God cared not. His revenge was complete.
To Kill,
Kill approached Knuckles house ready to make a deal. The people needed to eat and nothing would get in Kill's way to make sure that happened. It stood in front of the door and knocked.
