Lucky D: Hey guys! Guess what? IT'S SUMMER VACATION! I don't have to go to school anymore while my brothers have too! I feel kind of guilty because Ve has to go to school too since she didn't go to graduation…
Princess Ve: DON'T RUB IT IN MY FACE! I HATE-
Lucky D: GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND LISTEN TO THE TEACHER! Anyway, Hetalia does not belong to my amigos or me. Awesomeness, you got anything to say?
ETA: I'm bored…
Lucky D: Nicely said!
Brienna smiled lightly as she stared at the countries who returned her look. In her mind she was dedicating this song to Holy Roman Empire, but she remained quiet as she didn't want Italy bursting into tears.
"If I die young, bury me in satin
Lay me down on a bed of roses
Sink me in the river at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song
Uh oh, uh oh
Lord make me a rainbow, I'll shine down on my mother
She'll know I'm safe with you when she stands under my colors, oh,
And life ain't always what you think it ought to be, no
Ain't even grey, but she buries her baby
The sharp knife of a short life, oh well
I've had just enough time
If I die young, bury me in satin
Lay me down on a bed of roses
Sink me in the river at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song
The sharp knife of a short life, oh well
I've had just enough time
And I'll be wearing white, when I come into your kingdom
I'm as green as the ring on my little cold finger,
I've never known the lovin' of a man
But it sure felt nice when he was holdin' my hand,
There's a boy here in town, says he'll love me forever,
Who would have thought forever could be severed by...
...the sharp knife of a short life, oh well?
I've had just enough time
So put on your best, boys, and I'll wear my pearls
What I never did is done
A penny for my thoughts, oh, no, I'll sell 'em for a dollar
They're worth so much more after I'm a goner
And maybe then you'll hear the words I been singin'
Funny when you're dead how people start listenin'
If I die young, bury me in satin
Lay me down on a bed of roses
Sink me in the river at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song
Uh oh (uh, oh)
The ballad of a dove (oh, uh)
Go with peace and love
Gather up your tears, keep 'em in your pocket
Save 'em for a time when you're really gonna need 'em, oh
The sharp knife of a short life, oh well
I've had just enough time
So put on your best, boys, and I'll wear my pearls." Brie smiled slightly as the audience clapped loudly. She noticed how Janae and Michelle were slowly inching closer to Italy who smiled at Brie unbeknownst to the two fan girls about to attack him. He didn't stand a chance as her friends tackled him to the floor.
"WE LOVE YOU, ITALY! IF YOU NEED US, JUST CALL OKAY!" Italy blushed as the two girls squeezed him tighter. Brie slightly wondered how Michelle managed to get out of Russia's grip, but she shook it off. Speaking of Russia, his face was twisted into a jealous look as he stared at Italy. A dark aura surrounded the tall country until Michelle wiggled back into his lap and all was forgiven. Janae then grabbed Michelle and pulled her to the stage where Brie still stood.
"This song is dedicated to Russia and the countries who don't understand him." Janae announced happily while Michelle and Brie finally understood what she was doing. Russia straightened slightly at the dedication while the other countries looked at each other.
Michelle: How bad can he be?
He's just doing what comes naturally
How bad can he be?
He's just following my destiny
How bad can he be?
He's just doing what comes naturally
How bad can he be?
How bad can he possibly be?
Janae: Well there's a principle of nature (principle of nature)
That almost every country knows
Called survival of the fittest (survival of the fittest)
And check it this is how it goes
The country that wins has got to scratch and fight
And claw and bite and punch
And the country that doesn't well the country that doesn't
Winds up someone else's lu-lu-lu-lu-lunch (munch munch munch munch munch)
I'm just sayin'
Brienna: How bad can he be?
He's just doing what comes naturally
How bad can he be?
He's just following my destiny
How bad can he be?
He's just doing what comes naturally
How bad can he be?
How bad can he possibly be?
Michelle: There's a principle in buisness (principle in buisness)
That everybody knows is sound
It says the people with the money (people with the money)
Make this ever loving world go 'round
So he's biggering his country
He's biggering his factory
He's biggering his corporate sign
Everybody out there can take care of yours
And him? He'll take care of what's his, his, his, his, his (shake that bottom line)
Brienna: Let me hear you say smogulous smoke (smogulous smoke)
Schlopadee Schlop (Schlopadee Schlop)
Complain all you want it's never ever ever ever gonna stop
Come on now how bad can he possibly be?
Janae: How bad can he be?
He's just building his economy
How bad can he be?
Just look at his petting this kitty
How bad can he be?
A portion of proceeds goes to charity
How bad can he be?
How bad can he possibly be?
Michelle: Let's see
All the customers are buying
And the money is multiplying
And the PR people are lying
And the lawyers are denying
Who cares if a few counties are scared
This is all so gratifying
How bad can he possibly be?
Michelle, Brie, and Janae bowed happily as Russia applauded smiling happily. Currently, Belarus was nodding her head in agreement while Ukraine smiled slightly, America was trying to argue over Russia's loud applauds, England muttered curses under his breath while France looked around in wonderment, Germany currently had a stressed Italy in his lap as Romano tried to figure out which predicament he needed to focus on as Spain stalked behind him, Japan and China just sweat dropped, and all the other countries not mentioned shook their heads or whimpered in a corner.
Michelle watched as Brie and Janae walked off stage, but she stayed staring into America's eyes. Smiling to herself, she suddenly pulled out an American military jacket and put it on.
"This song is dedicated to America." Russia frowned at his little sunflower before turning to glare at the curious America.
"Yeah, let's do it for your country, the red, white, and the blue.
It's Uncle Sam who's asking, so Arthur will approve.
Tomorrow I'll be fighting, and I'll win this war for you.
Let's do it for your country, your country wants us to."
America hid his face in his hands as Michelle quickly moved offstage to kneel in front of him. She grabbed one of his hands and forced him to look into her eyes. Russia growled quietly under his breath as jealousy overcame him. He looked over to see Michelle meet his eyes and smile at him brightly and he slowly felt the jealousy simmer down.
"Bullets are exploding, they'll soon be at the door,
Give something to yourself you never gave before.
Yeah, let's do it for your country, the red, white, and the blue,
If the President were standin' here, I'm sure he would approve.
You'll be a mighty soldier before this night is through.
Let's do it for your country, your country wants us to.
(Spoken)
Just think about it - It would be like as if we were doing it for the Statue of Liberty, or the Grand Canyon, or the New York Yankees... it would be like as if we were doing it for... Disneyland!
Yeah, let's do it for your country, the red, white, and the blue,
It's not a lot to ask of us, Arthur will approve.
Tomorrow I'll be fighting, and I'll win this war for you.
Let's do it for your country, (spoken) we owe it to your country.
Let's do it for your country, your country wants us to."
Michelle giggled at America's blushing face as he muttered something about hating the stupid movie and stupid directors. Janae and Brie applauded at their friends' braveness as they never expected her to actually sing that song to America. Low whistled lowly (A/N: Ha! Get it?). Arthur looked confused as he wondered about what he would approve of while France laughed pervertedly. Canada frowned at his friend. Were they going to forget about him like everyone else did? Suddenly Brie stood up to whisper something in Michelle's ear. Michelle nodded excitedly.
"Since the last song was dedicated to America, this song will be dedicated to Canada! You know? He's the second largest country in the world? Holds a polar bear all the time? Lowest crime rates in the world? Best health care ever? HE SITTING RIGHT THERE!" The countries jumped in their seats at Brie's loud voice before looking over at the 'new' visitor sitting next to America. They all blushed before muttering their apologies to the forgotten country.
"Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Even if in winter things tend to freeze
We've got the world monopoly on trees
And our country's bordered by three different seas
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
We invented the zipper, we've got expertise
We made insulin to combat disease
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
Et si ce n'était pas assez
On a deux langues officielles:
L'anglais et le français
Ooh la la
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Where else do you find mounted police
Or go to the hospital and not pay fees
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
And when freshwater is in high demand
We've got the world's largest supply on hand
So you know that we could make a pretty good friend
But it's even better if you can be...
Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
So you're thinking to yourself,
"How do I live in this beautiful country?"
Well we've got some steps for you to follow...
STEP 1: Lose the gun
STEP 2: Buy a canoe
STEP 3: Live multiculturally
STEP 4: You're ready, there is no more!
We got beavers, caribou and moose
We got buffalos, bears, and Canadian goose
And we're sorry about Celine Dion
But she did do that good song for James Cameron...
Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The Greek chilled out with Socrates
Can't build a wall like the Chinese
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
In Kenya they have safaris
We've missed lots of other countries
But I know that you wanna be Canadian."
Michelle laughed aloud at Brie's song as Janae rolled her eyes. Back in their world, Michelle and Brie wouldn't stop singing that song plus its parody, American Please. In American Please, Michelle would be England successfully doing a British accent and Brie would be America successfully acting like a brat. She decided to turn this Karaoke Night around by turning this back into Truth or Dare night.
"I would like to ask Russia something!" Janae exclaimed while sitting up. Michelle turned to look at her friend before smiling and nodding. " Russia, you can only answer truthfully, okay?"
"Da! I will answer as truthfully as I can!" He nodded happily with a childish smile.
"Is it true you have abandonment issues and would like Michelle to confirm, no matter what anyone says or does, she'll always love you?" A silence occurred in the room like no other as Russia's smile slid off his face to turn into a serious look.
"I suppose I do have abandonment issues sometimes… Подсолнечник, ты меня любишь всем сердцем твоим?" Michelle, who learned little Russian, was able to infer what he said and smiled at him. She leaned over to whisper in his ear to meet her in her room after the party ended (A/N: Get your mind out of the gutter people! I'm not writing a sex scene… For now…). He nodded before pulling her into his lap as Michelle snuggled closer to him. China muttered under his breath to give Russia the 'overprotective brother' speech as Spain growled under his breath to the Russian. Michelle reminded him of the Philippines which he founded back in the day.
"Ooh! I have a question for Michelle, Janae, and Brie! Who are your 5 favorite yaoi pairings?" This came from none other than Hungary as Japan happily nodded to himself. Michelle blushed and wriggled in Russia's lap before answering.
"Russia and Canada are one of my favorite pairings." Canada dropped his jaw as he was one of the only countries who knew what yaoi was. Russia just giggled to himself. "I also like Light and L from Death Note. Russia and Italy I like too… Germany and Italy obviously! Sorry Brie but their awesome! And finally, Naruto and Gaara from Naruto." Brie pouted at her friend quietly planning her demise while Janae nodded. Low smiled lightly as she realized there were other people who like yaoi other than Hungary who kind of scared her. It was now Janae's turn.
"I only have a top 4. It's Light and L like Michelle, Natsu and Gray from Fairytale, and Naruto and Sasuke." Michelle giggled as she remembered Janae reading some of her favorite yaoi pairings when she fainted from blood loss. Brie smiled at Janae as she didn't say Germany and Italy.
"I kind of like Canada and America." Canada muttered about incest under his breath while America tried to figure out what they were talking about. "I have to agree with Michelle about Canada and Russia too. Basically, the rest of my pairings are exactly like Janae's…" Hungary nodded as she imagined everything her new friends told her. She had to hold back the nose bleed.
"I think that's enough weirdness for today. Everyone back to their rooms!" America announced with only few protests. Russia gentlemanly walked Michelle to her room and Michelle opened the door for him since she had the key. As he walked in she noticed a piece of paper hidden under the 'M' on her door. Taking it out, she looked down to see- OH MY DOCTOR! Is that Russia being fucked by Sweden AND Germany? Michelle thought as she clutched the interesting drawing. Noticing the writing on her the back of the paper, she turned it around to read the little note.
Dear Michelle,
I'm sorry for making you fall out of Russia's lap! Here's my apology…
Sincerely,
Low
"Подсолнечник, ты в порядке?" She heard Russia's voice from behind and quickly hid the drawing in her bra after she folded it. She was totally going to frame it in her closet.
Turning, she prepared for what she was going to say to Russia.
Lucky D: Well, I hope everyone likes this chapter… I can't wait till the next chapter for Michelle's talk with Russia, Brie finding some things out, and a new character… Sorry for all the new characters…
Translations
Подсолнечник, ты меня любишь всем сердцем твоим- Sunflower, do you love me with all your heart?
Подсолнечник, ты в порядке?- Sunflower, are you okay?
