Chapter Something- DISCO ZOMBIES

A/N: YEAH, DISCO ZOMBIES. I was too lazy to check what chapter I was on. I think it's 7, but I'm not sure.

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TIME: 4:00 PM

LOCATION: KASUGA FAMILY HOUSEHOLD. THE BEST PLACE TO GO IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE KASUGA FAMILY.

Hikari walked to her sister's room. There was a strange whirring sound, accomponied by the occasional explosion. Hesitantly, Hikari opened the door.

There she found her sister wearing a lab coat and surronded by complex machinery.

"Yes, it is working!" Ayumu exclaimed. She walked over to what looked like the end of the machine. "And... now!"

Out of the machine popped two steaming squares. "Ah, good, mah Pop Tarts are ready! Now- Oh, hi Hikari-Chan! I didn't hear you come in. What's goin' on?"

"So this huge machine is nothing but a toaster?" Hikari asked.

"The eyes lie, Hikari-Chan. This is also an oven and a microwave. It also can perform minor surgery." Ayumu proudly said.

"My... god... That is the coolest thing ever. But how did you pay for it?" Hikari asked.

"That's government business." Ayumu said, staring into space. As soon as she regained her attention she picked up a bag. "But there are more important matters at hand!"

"Are we hunting X Japan again?" Hikari excitedly asked.

"Better."

"Better?"

"Better. We are hunting for... Disco Zombies."

Hikari was shocked. "But it's not time for a lunar eclipse, is it?"

"No, but I have recieved a tip that there will be a Zombie Jamboree tonight at midnight."

Hikari's mouth gaped for a moment. A Zombie Jamboree? This should be fun. "I'll get my stuff."

In due time, they had the proper equipment to interrupt a Zombie Jamboree. The two sisters made their way toward the closest graveyard.

An hour passed and nothing happened. "Onee-San, are you sure it's tonight?" Hikari asked.

"Be patient." Ayumu said. The elder girl began pacing.

Up in a tree above Ayumu, two squirrels were fighting. They pounced at each other and collided. They both fell out of the tree and straight onto Ayumu's head, knocking her out.

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"Onee-San... Wake up." Hikari said, shaking her sister.

"Wha- what's goin' on?" Ayumu asked.

"They're here." Hikari said in a hollow voice.

Ayumu looked in front of her and saw many zombies dancing. In the front was a zombie in a sequint jumpsuit while singing "Thriller."

"Ahmagawd! I knew it!" Ayumu said.

"But there's something you didn't know." Hikari said. She walked toward the zombies and grabbed her face. She peeled off the flesh to reveal zombie skin.

"No way!" Ayumu exclaimed.

"And now I shall exploit your weakness." Hikari said.

"You wouldn't..."

A crescendo of percussion beats were heard in the distance. It was followed up by an up-tempo beat that could only be one thing.

"No... No!" Ayumu said.

Hikari and the other zombies began singing.

"Waka Laka's a thing to play forever Just to be together (Just to be together)"

At this point Ayumu was in a fetal postion.

"Waka Laka's a place to be forever Waka Laka love and fantasy"

"Stop it! It drills into mah brain!" Ayumu yelled.

"See Waka Laka when you need a flight of fantasy (fantasy)
Ecstasy (ecstasy)
Rhapsody (rhapsody)"

Ayumu was thrashing around. "I can't take it much longer!"

"See Waka Laka when you want a love so tenderness (tenderness)
Waka Laka make you fly"

"I... can't resist it!" Ayumu yelled while pulling at her hair.

"See Waka Laka when you're going to feel so sad and blue,
Just for you, never blue See Waka Laka and a funny bunny'll free your life Now it's Waka Laka time"

Ayumu's skin peeled off, revealing zombie skin. She got up and joined into the dancing.

After an extravegent dance, the zombies did their big finish.

"Waka Laka love and fantasy!"

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"Ayumu-San, wake up!" Hikari yelled.

"Wha? Where's the Waka Laka?" Ayumu asked.

"You were knocked out. You were singing... the song in your sleep. I think we should get home." Hikari said.

Ayumu sighed. "I s'pose you're right. Let's go."

The sisters returned home. Hikari has her arm around Ayumu's shoulders.

"What happened?" Their Mother asked.

"Oh, nothing Okaa-San. She just got hit on the head by flying squirrels." Hikari said, taking her sister to her bedroom.

"Those girls get stranger everyday." Their Mother said, sighing.

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Now, I need to use this AN for something serious. I just found out that tomorrow I had a snow day, so I have decided to start a new story tomorrow. I will also try to update Cold Fog and MAWII. But watch for it, it will be rated M. I already have the ending written though.