I do not own Transformers, though I did create the three femmes.
[name]: bond talk
"spoken Cybertronian"
name: comm talk
If Rumble would stop complaining about the unfairness of his existence, Frenzy might actually enjoy his own. Things weren't nearly as bad as Rumble was constantly making them out to be.
Everyone they cared about was online.
The war was over.
They didn't have to work.
Their teacher was a gorgeous femme.
Frenzy couldn't remember her designation, just her shortened designation, (humans call it a "nickname," which makes absolutely no sense. Why is a shortened name Nick's name? Anyways...) CT. When she first told him and Rumble that he'd immediately thought of the name Skywarp gave Thundercracker, TC, and wondered if the femme knew about that or not.
CT was light silver with black highlights. Not too flashy. She had little audial fins, and a silver visor. Her form was slender, and she had little black winglets (like that Autobot inventor's... Tirejack was it?), and clawed servos. He wondered why an Autobot would have clawed servos, but didn't think it would be wise to ask (they looked very sharp).
"Frenzy!" Her melodic shout jolted him out of his dazed staring.
"Yeah CT? What's up?" He leaned back in his seat with a smirk.
"The ceiling," came her deadpan response. "Now, I'd like to see you after class to discuss something with you." Her voice was carefully neutral, and Frenzy wondered if he'd finally managed to charm the lovely femme.
"Course CT, whatever yah say." Let the femme think she had power, he'd soon show her who the real boss was.
Her expression didn't change, but it felt like she was glowering at him. Why would she glower? Had his charm worn off somehow?
[Rumble]: You are so dead Frenzy. :
[Frenzy]: What makes you say that? She's smitten with me. :
CT briefly glanced at Rumble as he started choking, but didn't stop her lengthy monologue about spacebridge mechanics.
[Frenzy]: What the frag bro? :
The quite buzzer sounded before Rumble could answer, and he stumbled out of the class still choking, though now it sounded suspiciously more like laughter than anything else.
[Rumble]: I'll tell Soundwave to start preparing for your funeral. :
Frenzy merely shook his head, he'd show his ignorant twin. He was a femme's mech, they all loved him!
"Frenzy" CT began, after making sure the door was closed, "I would like to discuss your lack of attention during my classes. Even Rumble, who has made it very clear that he does not want to be here, pays more attention than you."
"Well, yah see, I always get so distracted by your beauty that I can't focus on anything else." He smirked a bit at her blank expression.
He had her now. She was so surprised a mech like him would go for her he'd thrown her for a loop.
Then she started laughing, and his smile faded.
"What? What'd I say?" He demanded as she doubled over, her cooling fans whirring loudly.
"You-" She choked out, "-you can't... pay attention... because... you're too busy... staring at me?"
She was starting to calm down a bit.
"Frenzy... let me make this clear. I... am your teacher. I am nothing... but your teacher, and will at most be a friend. Never... anything more."
He didn't get it.
Was she... rejecting him?
No.
She couldn't be! But the word friend echoed around his helm, taunting him.
"Why the frag not?" He almost cringed at how pathetic he sounded.
She gave him a funny smile, "because I'm with someone else. It'd be a bit rude to go out with two bots at once, don't you think?"
"So... it's not me?" Did that mean that his mechliness was not at fault here? It was simply because there was already another bot in the picture that she wasn't falling helm over pedes for him, right?
He thought he saw the hint of a smirk, but it was too brief to be sure. "Of course, Frenzy, it has nothing to do with you at all," she said reassuringly.
"Okay. Good. For you, I mean. I'll just, yeah. Was the all you wanted to talk about?" Now maybe he could go prank someone and try to forget this whole endeavor. Or maybe he could convince Rumble to help him find out who CT's mech was, and get him out of the picture.
"Of course. Have a nice cycle, Frenzy." He missed her smile as he bolted for the door.
[Rumble]: So bro, you offline from embarrassment or what? :
As he raced out of the school building a scowl lit Frenzy's features.
[Frenzy]: Course not you dolt. She with someone else, that's why she's not interested. :
[Rumble]: Course she is. :
[Frenzy]: That's what she said! :
[Rumble]: The humans have a word that I think is rather fitting for such a situation. :
[Frenzy]: Oh yeah? :
[Rumble]: Yeah bro. You've been cockblocked. :
-_-_-_-_-Sucky Transition-_-_-_-_-
Frequency: Hey CT, you done teaching those two runts yet?
Impact: Now now Que, they're not that bad. Though... Frenzy did admit he wasn't paying attention because he was too busy staring at me.
Frequency: Typical mechling. What'd you say?
Impact: I told him I was already with someone.
Frequency: Oh. So you and Ja-
Impact: Of course not. We're friends. I just didn't want to break the poor thing's spark. He looked devastated when I started laughing.
Frequency: Of course he did. If one of the most gorgeous femmes on Cybertron started laughing at me when I admitted I liked her I'd be pretty devastated too.
Impact: Well, his brother seemed to be having a good laugh about it.
Frequency: Course he was. That's what siblings do! You wanna go drag Specs away from that blasted mech of hers and tell her about it?
Spectrum: Tell me what?
Frequency: Speaking of Unicron...
Spectrum: Ha. Ha. Ha. Very funny. Tell me what?
Frequency: CT just turned down Frenzy, one of the little terrors she has to teach.
Spectrum: ...I believe the humans call it "cockblocked."
Frequency: What does a rooster barrier have to do with anything?
Gah, that ending is horrible.
If you don't understand why Frequency though a cockblock was equivalent to a rooster barrier... you're on your own. (JK I'll explain it)
So... yeah. Frenzy thinks he's a total femme's-mech, and the femmes don't seem to agree.
Mechling- Mech youngling
Youngling- a Cybertronian teenager
I'm not going to clarify who CT's mech is, I'll just say his full name was (sort of) mentioned in this fic.
Comments? Critiques? Favourite moments? Despised moments?
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