Cyber Ouran
Chapter 7
SRG: Hello! Some Random Gal reporting for duty!
UCC: And so is Uber Cute Chibi!
SRG: Ah! The last chapter was fun. Did you beat up the twins?
UCC: Yup. How dare they bet that Kyoya would beat me! Why did they think Kyoya would beat me?! I mean, I owned him in the end.
SRG: Yes, that was your shining moment.
Kyoya-But technically she didn't win. The bell went before we could finish.
UCC: Who asked you?!
Kyoya- Just correcting your stupidity/idiocy. Which ever the reader thinks best describes you.
UCC: Don't push it four eyes. As a matter of fact, some people were happy with me punching you.
Kyoya: I rather you don't push yourself looking smart and telling lies.
SRG: Now now, you two. No fighting before the story even started please.
UCC: *pout* He started it. He thinks he's all that and a bag of chips.
Kyoya: I wear glasses, so you can't deny me!
SRG: O_O….never thought he'd say that.
UCC: Me neither….Anyway! To all our dear reviewers…
Kyoya-Don't ignore me!
SRG: *ignore* Thank you for reading and/or reviewing the story. UCC peed herself happy.
Kyoya: Really?
UCC: *ignore* I was so uber happy when SRG sent me the reviews. Thank you so much~!
SRG: Careful. She will virtually glomp you all.
Kyoya-Well she is that type of idiot. I'm ashamed she is one of the creators of this story
UCC: *Kicks him* Free hugs for all~!!!
Kyoya-*kicks back and leaves*
SRG: In 3….2…..1….
UCC:……Get back here you little bugger~! *runs after him*
SRG: Scroll down people. This long yet entertaining intro is over.
Satsuki's POV
For the rest of the week we kept to that routine; smiling at people, bowing and offering coffee and wearing the skimpy "uniforms" and high heels. Mitsuko and Kyoya didn't get along after the fight. They didn't fight again, but they keep glaring at each other every time they walk past each other or come near a meter radius. Oh well.
'Finally the weekend is here! I can take these high heels off!' Mitsuko sighed loudly and threw the dreaded shoes across the room, suspiciously close to Kyoya's head. Unfortunately for her, she missed. Kyoya kept his eyes glued to the screen of his laptop.
'What is it? Is wearing high heels that unbearable for you.' He didn't say it, but there was a hidden insult in his words. Mitsuko glared daggers at him, but didn't say anything. Hunny ran up to her with a plate.
'Want some cake?' Mitsuko hugged the short senior, the raven-haired one already forgotten. I took off my own heels and put them neatly on the floor.
'Sorry Haruhi for staying at your house.' I say, said girl standing behind me.
'It's ok. It's the least I can do for stopping more money coming into my debt.' I smile and address the rest of the host club. 'So, what are you all going to do this weekend?' Everyone but Kyoya, his eyes still glued to the laptop, stared at me.
'Didn't we tell you?' Kaoru replied. I stared at him blankly.
'We're going on a beach trip this weekend.' Hikaru replied.
'REALLY?!' Mitsuko squealed. Wow. She finished her cake real quickly. 'Ya~ay! The beach! I love going to the beach!' She shouted, her eyes all stars. I sighed and smiled weakly.
'Glad you do…' I say. Hunny seemed to pick up on my tone for he then came to my side.
'Do you not like the beach?' He asked, giving me the pitiful, sad look. Awww….even I can fall for it once in a while. I smiled at him.
'I don't hate the beach. I just…hate summer.' I mumble. Hunny instantly brightened. Grrr. Darn cute people. 'Anyway, why are you going to the beach? Don't you have studies to do?' The twins began to smirk.
'It was my lord's idea.' Said Kaoru.
'He suggested that we all go to the beach all of a sudden.' Hikaru added. I could feel a thread of something and I'm sure that Mitsuko could too.
'Because?'
'We're positive that the perverted lord wants to have another try at seeing Haruhi in a swimsuit.' The twins said loudly.
'Really now?' Haruhi said, eyeing Tamaki as if he was something despicable.
'Of course not!' Tamaki quickly denied, getting a bit too close into my face for my comfort. 'The last time we went, we ended up doing our host work. This time we are going for fun.'
'So he says.' The twins say behind their hands.
'You pervert!' Mitsuko cried, bonking him on the head.
'I'm telling you, we are going for fun!' Tamaki protested, turning a light shade of red. I sighed and tried to get between them before chaos started.
'Ok! Ok. We believe you. We are going for the sheer fun of it. End of story.' I said, rubbing the bump on Tamaki's as he cried with the puppy eyes ('Opps. Did I hit him that hard?' Mitsuko asked, staring at Tamaki apologetically).
'…We?' Mitsuko asked suddenly. Oh yeah. I used the pronoun "we".
'Of course.' Kyoya said. 'I can't seem to trust myself enough to leave you two all alone.' He said "you two" but I knew who he really meant. Mitsuko glared daggers at him, but he was staring at his laptop again. Man, he uses that thing as a shield.
'One small problem. We don't have any swimsuits.'
'You can always use one of our designs.' The twins suggested. Mitsuko quickly put up her hands in protest.
'No thank you. I think the "uniforms" you lent to us are enough.' Indeed, looking back to when I was in the real world, I saw an episode where there was a swimsuit made of nothing but strings. Yep, I'll definitely pass on borrowing any type of clothing from the twins for as long as I can help it.
'Well,' Tamaki, getting up from the floor. 'If you don't want to borrow from the twins, then we'll just have to buy you one.'
'There's a catch, isn't there?'
'It's going into your debt.' Kyoya spoke up from his table, snapping his laptop shut and looking up to stare at us, his glasses glinting evilly in the light. I'm beginning to share Mitsuko's dislike for this guy.
'The sea! The sea! Look at how big it is!'
'Yes, it is kind of pretty…all sparkly and blue.' Mitsuko and I stood at the shore, wearing our newly bought swimsuits. I was wearing a purple one piece with blue swirls on it while Mitsuko wore a red one piece with pink waves. I squinted against the bright sun as I stared out into the never ending blue in front of me. 'This is the first time I have seen the beach in person.'
'Really? Satsuki, you've missed out on a lot.' Mitsuko says before running into the ocean. 'Ah! It's cold!'
'It feels really good!' Hunny squealed happily, holding the float ring cutely at his feet and holding Mori's hand, who was standing by him to make sure he didn't drown or anything. I could see the twins where pumping up water pistols and Tamaki trying to get Haruhi's attention.
'…Ah! Haruhi! You're wearing the swim suit!' Sure enough, Haruhi was wearing the frill bikini that made up for her lack of chest. 'You look like a totally different person!'
'I know…' Haruhi said glumly. 'Hikaru and Kaoru's twin maids forced me into this and threatened bodily harm is I try to wear a parka over it…' Ok…I'm afraid of them even more now. I finally glanced a Kyoya and found him still on his laptop.
'You bring that thing even here?' He looked up at me.
'Being the youngest son of the Ootori family, I can't afford to leave any work unattended.' I couldn't help but roll my eyes.
'Beach equals fun. Not work. Fun. Now shut that thing and join us or I'll splash some sea water over it and give it a short circuit.' I leaned over to him and closed the laptop. Kyoya didn't seem perturbed by this and simply opened it again.
'I repeat, I can't spare the time to look away from work. Also, if you short circuit this laptop, I'll add the cost of buying a new one to your debt.' I threw my hands up in exasperation.
'I wonder if you even know who to play. Now, I know you have to play as the cool type, if you can develop a hidden playful side I'm sure you will be more popular with the girls and make more profits.'
'That's right, you overworked prince of darkness.' Mitsuko, who seemed to have been listening to our conversation and decided to join in, added. 'A money sucking leech like you can't possibly deny that fact. Airhead girls are suckers for hidden sides. So why don't you put aside that mechanical box and join us for a swim?' Kyoya, however, was unmovable, and I felt like I just had to find a way to detach him from his laptop. The twins seem to find entertainment in this as well and decided to add themselves.
'You trying to get Kyoya away from his laptop?' Kaoru asked.
'Trying and failing.' I reply with a sigh.
'If the laptop were a person, I bet the prince of darkness would marry it.' Mitsuko announced loudly. Kyoya's eye twitched slightly, but other than that, he didn't react. How does he do that?
'Well, technically there is only two way to get him away from that thing.'
'How?' Mitsuki and I say together.
'Either give him his clipboard,' Says Hikaru.
'Or break his laptop.' Finished Kaoru.
'I like the last idea.' Mitsuko said, and I could hear the evilness in her voice.
'Mitsuko?' I say, eyeing her suspiciously. Kyoya, seeming to sense that Mitsuko was planning something, also looked up and began to stare through his glasses, his fingers poised over the keyboard. Suddenly, she grabbed one of the water guns from, I think it was Kaoru's hands, took aim at the laptop and gave it a good drink. Now drenched, we all stared at the contraption. The screen still showed all the statistics of whatever he did on the thing, then it went psycho before going blank. There was another 30 seconds of stunned silence before the twins burst out laughing and fell on the sand holding their stomachs.
'Oh…my…ahahahaha! I can't believe-ahahahahahahah!'
'She actually broke it! Ahahaha! I can't….ahahahahahah!' Mitsuko was, as I could see where I was sitting, towering over Kyoya, slinging the water gun over her shoulder, smirking triumphantly. Kyoya slowly closed the laptop and pushed his glasses up his nose.
'…8 million yen is added to your debt.' He simply said, and I saw Mitsuko's smile fall.
'8 million yen?! That's the same amount as the as vase Haruhi broke! A laptop can't have cost that much!'
'Not only did you destroy my laptop, but you also made me lose all the work I saved on it. 8 million yen is a fair amount to add to the debt.' Mitsuko pouted and turned to me.
'Satsuki~! Do something!' I blinked at her.
'Like what?'
'I don't know. Throw sand in his face?' I blinked again….then shrugged.
'Why not?' Was all I said before grabbing a handful of dry sand and tossing it into Kyoya's face. The twins, who had just recovered from their laughing fiesta, saw what I did and broke down again. Hunny was staring with that cute bewildered look, Mori just stood next to him, and Tamaki was, for some reason, sweating buckets. Even almost humorless Haruhi was covering her mouth to hide the smile that was forming on her lips. Kyoya was wearing his glasses so no sand got into his eyes, but he spat out the sand that got into his mouth. He glared at me for a second and I stared back unwavering. Suddenly, he stood up and lunged at me. I squeaked and scrambled away from him, standing up.
'The prince of darkness has snapped, and he's after your money!' Mitsuko cried dramatically. 'Run Satuski, and hold on tight to your wallet!' Not a bad idea, excluding the wallet. I ran. And Kyoya followed. We both ran for a long while until we were off the beach, far from everyone. I'm a pretty fast runner, but I get tired easy, so Kyoya caught up to me quickly. He grabbed my wrist, I turned around in surprise and I trip on my own feet, dragging Kyoya down with me. THUD!
'Ow…' I groan, feeling the pain pressing itself against my skull. There was also something heavy on top of my, but my vision was still swimming so I couldn't see what it was. The weight shifted, just as my vision cleared. I looked to find a pair of onyx black eyes staring from behind expensive looking glasses into my own. Oh. The weight was Kyoya lying on top of me…Oh my. Ok, I admit it. Back in the real world, I was a Kyoya fan. I loved the twins' act but I was a Kyoya fan. So to have him this close to me…I can already feel the blush coming in.
'Satsuki?'
'Ignore me…' I mutter, turning my face away and trying to sit up. Kyoya moved away from me and stood up, dusting himself off and fixing his glasses. I stood up and immediately began to walk to the beach, going as fast as I can while trying not to make it look like I'm running. Mitsuko and the twins seemed to have been waiting for me at the beach. Mitsuko ran up to me.
'Hey Satsuki! Did the prince of darkness get to you? Why's your face all red?' I mumbled a response about sprinting of my dearly life and made an excuse that I wanted to spend the rest of my beach day collecting shells. Mitsuko looked slightly worried and began to talk with the twins, probably about me. I also saw Kyoya coming back from up the path and quickly turned away and began walking down the shore, feeling the wind against my face as my blush slowly, very slowly, began to die down. Calm down Satuski. He's your friend's nemesis and the money-sucking prince of darkness. You would be disaster if you feel for him. I hope it isn't too late to banish these feelings though…
UCC-…*stares at me*
SRG-…what?
UCC-You like him?
SRG-O_O No! He's just me fav character. Nothing more, ok?!
UCC-Right…I believe you.
SRG-.*leaves*
UCC-Hey! You haven't said goodbye to everyone yet! *sigh*Oh well, I'll do it. Thanks for reading you all. Pease review us. It'd make me and SRG really happy. Bai bai now!
