What In The World

Chapter 7: "And How Does That Make You Feel..?"


I know! I know! I haven't updated in a zillion years! I am so sorry! I would tell you all the long and boring reasons why I was too busy to write BUT I'm not that mean. Just lazy! Enjoy this totally OC story! (Sorry if it sounds a bit weird, I stayed very close to the description of the idea I was given!)


Jasper: OMG! I totally need to find a peaceful place to get away from all these CrAzY emotions!

Jasper: *walks into forest* Awesome! Green!

Jasper: *uses super sensitive vampire senses and hear a voice*

Jasper: *act instinctively and freezes*

Jasper: *wonders why the writer is starting a new line for every separate thing he does*

CommeParMagie: *ignores Jasper*

Mysterious Voice: Actually, I prefer to be called just voice!

CommeParMagie: Fine, don't blame me if no one likes your name

Voice: People like my name!

CommeParMagie:Uh huh, surrrrrre. People don't even like you!

Voice: They do too!

CommeParMagie: Whatever helps you sleep at night!

Jasper: Hey! Guys! There's only so long I can freeze for before I start to get bored and have an urge to play Uno!

CommeParMagie: Fine! *starts to write story again*

Voice: Okay, according to this, Harry will be at 43 degrees, North by Northwest, Melways reference 69, D.7. Which is exactly… a hell of a long way from here. Hmm… where is here?

Jasper: *follows voice though the forest until he finds the person talking*

Jasper: *squeals like a fangirl*

Voldemort: Hey, my face doesn't look that bad! I mean, it is still peeling a little from my facial yesterday, that's all! *holds hands to face to feel skin*

*Awkward silence*

Voldemort: So, you wouldn't know where Harry Potter is by any chance?

Jasper: No way, Jose!

Voldemort: My name is not Jose; it's Lord Volde–

Jasper: Wow! I'm getting some major anger vibes from you, Jose!

Jose: Look, my names not – Hey! You changed my name!

Jasper: Okay, now I'm getting annoyance. What's gotten you so annoyed? What has gotten your knickers in a twist? What's 'all up in your grill'?

Voldemort/Jose: Well, I just feel all annoyed you know! I mean how would you feel if you were nearly killed by a baby! And all my friends are losers! They're always all: "You can't wear pink Voldy! It's not an 'evil' color!" or "Hey Voldemort, you should really get some contacts. Those eyes are super creepy! Maybe then you could get a girlfriend!"

Jasper: And how does that make you feel?

Voldemort: Well, angry.

Jasper: Don't worry. I can sense it makes you feel angry.

Voldemort: Yeah. I said that.

Jasper: Now you're confused.

Voldemort: Well, yeah.

Jasper: Now you're angry again.

Voldemort: I guess so.

Jasper: Now you're frustrated

Voldemort: I wonder why that is?

Jasper: Sorry, I just sense your emotions. I don't answer questions. Wow you're angry again! Look, you just have way too many angry emotions for me to handle, Jose. I'm going to have to get a professional in.

Jasper: *hands Voldemort a teddy bear* His name is Hubert. He will listen to your problems.

Voldemort: Wow! Thanks!

Jasper: No problem! *leaves Hubert and Voldemort to 'bond' with each other*

Voldemort: Okay, so there was one time, when I was in the orphanage and *sniff* a *sniff* boy *sniff* was really mean to me…

Jasper: Man, that guy needs help.

Hubert: (silently, he is a teddy bear) HELP MEEE!


Tee hee, Jasper can be my counselor anytime! LOL :)

Hope you enjoyed it!

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~CommeParMagie