What In The World
Chapter 7: "And How Does That Make You Feel..?"
I know! I know! I haven't updated in a zillion years! I am so sorry! I would tell you all the long and boring reasons why I was too busy to write BUT I'm not that mean. Just lazy! Enjoy this totally OC story! (Sorry if it sounds a bit weird, I stayed very close to the description of the idea I was given!)
Jasper: OMG! I totally need to find a peaceful place to get away from all these CrAzY emotions!
Jasper: *walks into forest* Awesome! Green!
Jasper: *uses super sensitive vampire senses and hear a voice*
Jasper: *act instinctively and freezes*
Jasper: *wonders why the writer is starting a new line for every separate thing he does*
CommeParMagie: *ignores Jasper*
Mysterious Voice: Actually, I prefer to be called just voice!
CommeParMagie: Fine, don't blame me if no one likes your name
Voice: People like my name!
CommeParMagie:Uh huh, surrrrrre. People don't even like you!
Voice: They do too!
CommeParMagie: Whatever helps you sleep at night!
Jasper: Hey! Guys! There's only so long I can freeze for before I start to get bored and have an urge to play Uno!
CommeParMagie: Fine! *starts to write story again*
Voice: Okay, according to this, Harry will be at 43 degrees, North by Northwest, Melways reference 69, D.7. Which is exactly… a hell of a long way from here. Hmm… where is here?
Jasper: *follows voice though the forest until he finds the person talking*
Jasper: *squeals like a fangirl*
Voldemort: Hey, my face doesn't look that bad! I mean, it is still peeling a little from my facial yesterday, that's all! *holds hands to face to feel skin*
*Awkward silence*
Voldemort: So, you wouldn't know where Harry Potter is by any chance?
Jasper: No way, Jose!
Voldemort: My name is not Jose; it's Lord Volde–
Jasper: Wow! I'm getting some major anger vibes from you, Jose!
Jose: Look, my names not – Hey! You changed my name!
Jasper: Okay, now I'm getting annoyance. What's gotten you so annoyed? What has gotten your knickers in a twist? What's 'all up in your grill'?
Voldemort/Jose: Well, I just feel all annoyed you know! I mean how would you feel if you were nearly killed by a baby! And all my friends are losers! They're always all: "You can't wear pink Voldy! It's not an 'evil' color!" or "Hey Voldemort, you should really get some contacts. Those eyes are super creepy! Maybe then you could get a girlfriend!"
Jasper: And how does that make you feel?
Voldemort: Well, angry.
Jasper: Don't worry. I can sense it makes you feel angry.
Voldemort: Yeah. I said that.
Jasper: Now you're confused.
Voldemort: Well, yeah.
Jasper: Now you're angry again.
Voldemort: I guess so.
Jasper: Now you're frustrated
Voldemort: I wonder why that is?
Jasper: Sorry, I just sense your emotions. I don't answer questions. Wow you're angry again! Look, you just have way too many angry emotions for me to handle, Jose. I'm going to have to get a professional in.
Jasper: *hands Voldemort a teddy bear* His name is Hubert. He will listen to your problems.
Voldemort: Wow! Thanks!
Jasper: No problem! *leaves Hubert and Voldemort to 'bond' with each other*
Voldemort: Okay, so there was one time, when I was in the orphanage and *sniff* a *sniff* boy *sniff* was really mean to me…
Jasper: Man, that guy needs help.
Hubert: (silently, he is a teddy bear) HELP MEEE!
Tee hee, Jasper can be my counselor anytime! LOL :)
Hope you enjoyed it!
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~CommeParMagie
