Ch 7: pt 2 and The crazy Ex.

(Marik looks at the cards Chloe's Father dealt him)

Marik: These cards have no life points! How the frig do you expect me to play it?

Chloe: Marik, they're playing cards. It doesn't involve life points.

Ryo: I have to say, I'm unfamiliar with these kinds of cards.

(Ryo gets Bakura back.)

Bakura: What is this *beep*?

Chloe's Dad: Oh come on! You two have seen regular cards before.

Marik: I have never seen these kinds of cards before.

Bakura: I… I… I summon the 2 of diamonds?

Chloe: N… n… no…

(Thirty some odd games of hearts later.)

Chloe: Geez Marik. C'mon now! At least try to shoot the moon! We've been playing all day!

Marik: I'm trying! Your dad keeps *EFF*ing winning!

Chloe's Dad: It's starting to look like Chloe won't be marrying you after all, kiddo.

Chloe: And me raise this child all by myself? You all must be on crack! Leah, your turn.

Leah: Ugh, I don't liiike this game.

Ollie: Your telling me. How many more rounds to we have to play of this Mr. K?

Chloe's Dad: Until Marik wins.

Bakura: With all due respect sir, that could take… WEEKS.

Chloe: Daddy…

Chloe's Dad: Yes princess?

Chloe: Why do we have to play a card game to decided if I marry a guy. Why do card games decided so much? I mean really! Watch this.

(Chloe pulls the queen of spades out from Marik's hand, and throws it down on the table.)

Chloe: Play your king. Or your ace. It doesn't matter. I know you have it.

Chloe's Dad: Awwww Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

(Chloe's dad puts down the ace of spades.)

Bakura: FINALLY.

Ollie: I thought we would NEVER be done with that.

Leah: I'm don't want to see another deck of cards for a week.

Marik: I-I WON! Yes! Binky Boy! How do you like THOESE apples? I like them very much. Infact I think they are rather tasty!

Chloe's Dad: uuuuuuuuuuuuk!

Chloe: Yes! Totally counts!

Dad: Fine, you can marry my little girl. So, tell me about your parents Marik. What do they do for a living.

Marik: Uhh my mother died when I was born and my father died when I was about 12.

Dad: How'd your dad die, if you don't mind me asking?

Marik: He was… stabbed.

Chloe: Uh daddy. It's a painful memory for Marik, why don't we talk about something else…

Dad: Do you have any tattoos?

Marik: Kind of.

Dad: Oh then illuminate!

Chloe: MOTERCYCLES! MARIK TELL MY FATHER ABOUT YOUR MOTERCYCLE!

Dad: Oh? You have one? I got my license six months ago. Chloe has issues with Motorcycles I'm surprise she'd marry you…

(Later on after hours of motercyle talk, Olivia left to go check in at home. Leah and Bakura decided to stay the night here with Chloe, her father, and Marik.)

Chloe: Alright, all in favor of going to my room, away from the authorative figure, follow me.

Chloe: Alright, you kids have fun. I'll call you down for dinner.

(Chloe and friends walk upstairs to her room. She turns on the light.)

Bakura: It's bright pink!

Chloe: Yeah, I did it the winter before I moved to Japan. Pretty isn't it?

Bakura: It burns!

Chloe: Yeah, the comforter is hot pink too. But hey, the bed sheets are black.

Leah: There's something in your bed.

Chloe: Probably a bundle of sheets, I never make my bed.

(A mysterious sound comes from the sheets.)

Bakura: What was that?

(Chloe rips off the sheets to find a half naked man in her bed, he's tall, pale and has long black hair.)

Marik: Hey! Who the *Eff* are you?

Chloe: (Gasps in shock.) Does my father know you're here?

(The man sits up)

Man: Does he ever? I knew you were coming home today, I figured I would stop by.

Marik: You know this douche bag?

Leah: Hey Kold! Long time no see!

Kold: Hello Leah, how are you?

Leah: Good. Yourself?

Kold: I'm doing very well. When did you two come home?

(Chloe throws herself in his arms)

Chloe: How are you? I've missed you so much!

Marik: You still haven't answered my question you Friggin friger! Who do you think you are! That's my *Eff*ing Fiancé!

Kold: Excuse me? Who are you?

Marik: I'm her *Eff*ing fiancé!

Kold: FIANCÉ?

Chloe: Kold, Marik, this is my ex boyfriend, Kold. He and I are, and have been always incredibly close. Kold, Hun, This is my Fiancé, and the father of my child Marik. The one with white hair is named Bakura. He is marrying Leah.

Kold: You, are getting married?

Chloe: Yes.

Kold: To someone who isn't me?

Chloe: It seems that way. How is Rikoh and your son?

Kold: My wife, is

Chloe: Wife? When did- And you were getting mad at me.

Kold: I always assumed we would be together in the end of it all.

Chloe: I left to Japan, I figured it was obvious…

Kold: You were only supposed to be gone the summer.

Chloe: I… How is she?

Kold: Wonderful, a great wife, and a wonderful mother.

Chloe: Good. You deserve it.

Kold: How is…

(Kold holds his hand to Chloe's heart)

Kold: My wife's sister?

Chloe: Rika? Oh, well would you like to ask her yourself?

Kold: Why not?

(Chloe brings out Rika, her "other" self.)

Rika: Hello Jackass. It's been a few years hasn't it?

Chloe: (softly) Be nice…

Rika: Shut up. Mommy and Daddy are talking.

Kold: I was just wondering what you thought about Chloe's fiancé.

Rika: Honestly? I prefer you to the Egyptian. He's an idiot. He couldn't tie his own shoes without someone's help. He likes to think he's an evil mastermind, but I know rabbits more terrifying than him. Although, the only power he possesses makes me wonder if your real name is-

(Rika leaves, giving Chloe power of her body back)

Chloe: We'll have to check that out in another chapter, Rika.

Marik: What the *Eff* is this crap-fest! Can you get your hands of of the mother of my child! Now! I command you to!

(Kold picks Chloe up and sets her down on the bed, he stands up and Grabs Marik by the throat and brings him up to Kold's eye level.)

Chloe: Kold, please.

Kold: Do you see that girl over there? SHE is the woman that was made JUST for me. I was just too STUPID to realize it. You are SO lucky to have her. If you EVER hurt her, you WILL be sorry. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

(Kold Puts Marik down and sits back on Chloe's bed.)

Bakura: Kold, Hello my name is Bakura. And I have always wanted to see someone do that to Marik.

(Bakura holds his hand out to Kold for him to shake which Kold does shake)

Kold: Nice to meet you, Bakura. Are you really Marrying Leah?

Leah: Yes he is!

Kold: I never saw you the one to get married Leah. You've always been such an independent spirit.

Leah: Well life changes.

Chloe's Dad: Kids! Pizza's here!

Leah: PIZZA! AMERICAN PIZZA?

(Leah runs downstairs)

Kold: Well Bakura, it has been a pleasure. Marik. Chloe, Take care. If there are any problems…

Chloe: Yes, Kold. Now go run off and tell everybody I'm getting Married.

Kold: I will. Goodbye.

(Kold leaves in black smoke shaped as a skull.)

Bakura: Was he even human?

Chloe: No one really knows.

Marik: Any more psycho exes I should know about?

Chloe: Not off the top of my head. I'm starving! Let's go eat.