The Adventures of Jack and Bunnymund
Here's the 7th part! Hope you guys are enjoying these drabbles!
Throat Punch!
Bunnymund was currently talking to North in the giant man's work shop. The two were very engrossed in North's Christmas plans that they didn't notice Jack walk in until the sprite-like boy laugh out loud.
Bunnymund stood to his full height and faced the currently laughing winter spirit, "What's so funny Frostbite?"
After waiting a few moments for the teen to relax, Jack said, "I was making my winter rounds in Chicago right? And I was passing by a night club and I saw a girl follow this one guy out of the bar…" He began laughing again at the thought of it.
"And? What happened?" North asked, a bit curious about what could be so amusing about Jack's little story.
Composing himself Jack continued, "I saw the chick literally chase the guy around the corner, and when she caught up to him, she throat punched him. It was awesome!"
Bunnymund just rolled his eyes and North began laughing along with the snow spirit.
Words can't even Describe…
It was really late, and Jack hasn't returned to Warren. Bunnymund was thinking he should look for the Guardian but it would seem that he doesn't think Jack can't take care of himself.
"Crikey…Where is that kid? He said he'd be home 5 hours ago…" Bunnymund murmured to himself as he paced his hut.
Just then the door opened, turning quickly Bunnymund was at a loss for words at the sight that greeted him.
Jack was covered in oatmeal; most of it was in his hair and on his hoodie. He was wearing a tutu, that Bunnymund does not recall him ever owning, tied around the young man's neck were 'It's A Girl' balloons and he seemed to be holding a rotten pumpkin in his arms.
Finally recovering from his initial shock, Bunnymund asked "Jack…what happened?"
"Oktoberfest that's what happened"
Mittens
"Bunny! What happened to your back? It has claw marks on it!" Tooth asked when the Pooka passed by her. Not once has she seen claw marks on the warrior rabbit.
"Are they that bad?" the Pooka asked, turning slightly to try and check the wounds.
"Well, no…they seemed pretty healed up" Tooth answered.
Just then Jack walked in and the Pooka turned to face him.
"The claw marks on my back are healing quite nicely, just thought you should know." He announced, crossing his arms and smiling lightly at the snow spirit.
Jack approached the warrior rabbit and leaned up to kiss his furry lips, "My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens"
Jack the Weight Loss Expert
"DUDE! Why does my throat fell like its on fire!?" Jack exclaimed on morning as he hobbled down to the dining area.
Tooth fluttered over and offered him a glass of water, which Jack gulped down in just two go's.
"You chugged down a bowl of salsa and gave Phil the Yeti weight loss tips." Bunnymund said as he picked up another carrot stick and took a bite from it.
Jack was quite for a minute before saying, "Well…If you think about it…"
"That's mean Jack."
Bubble Wrap
"Hey Jack, what was the best thing you and Bunny have ever done together?" Tooth asked, she and Jack were currently in New York on top of the Empire State building. Tooth was there collecting teeth and since its winter in America, Jack decided to tag along.
Jack pondered for a bit, before a wide smirk made itself know on his lips, "Sex on bubble wrap, you should try it sometime."
Called It
When the Guardians found out that Bunnymund could change to a human shape, they've all been dying to see what he looked like.
When he finally revealed his human form, his keen ears picked up the distant voice of Jack Frost shouting…
"DIBS!"
5 Second Rule
Too be quite honest, Tooth is the only person Jack feels comfortable talking about his sexual endeavors with Bunnymund with.
Right now he was currently telling her a story that happened just yesterday.
"-So during the middle of it we both fell off, and after we got ourselves composed Bunny said '5 second rule!' and we continued on the floor."
"You guys have a very special relationship."
"Straight up."
Colors of the WIIIIIIIND
"Can you siiiiiiiiiiiinnnngg with all the voiiiiiiiccceeeess, of the mountains? Can you paint with allllll the colors of the wiiiiiiind?"
"No more caffeine for you."
"I'm Pocahoooooontaaasss!"
Tickle Wars
"So they say that 95% of the time that when you have a tickle war with your significant other, it'll end up with terrific sex?" Jack blurted out on fine and particular day.
Bunnymund looked up from the boomerang he was currently cleaning, a devious smirk on his lips, "Really now?"
Jack smiled coyly from his place on the bed, "Wanna find out?"
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