Hello again to anyone who still reads these dog-gone things. I'm back with another LOTR Parody request. This one goes out to Dizzydaydreamer. Hope you like it, Dizz.

LOTR-Tolkien

"Picture to Burn" original song-Taylor Swift

Stupid parody-D. L. Sauron

Picture to Burn sung by the Balrog to Glorfindel. This should be interesting.

To state the obvious

I didn't get my perfect fantasy

I realized you love some elleth

More than you could ever love me.

So go and tell your friends

That I'm evil and a demon

That's fine, you won't mind if I say

By the way.

I hate that stupid old

Longbow you never let me try

You're an elvish stuck-up

Who's really bad at lyin'

So watch me crack my whip

On all my wasted time

As far as I'm concerned, you're

Just another picture to burn

There's no time for tears

I'm just flamin' here

Plottin' my revenge

There's nothin' stoppin' me

From burnin' all Rivendell's trees

And if you come around

Sayin' sorry to me

Morgoth's gonna show ya

How sorry you'll be

'Cause I hate that stupid old

Longbow you never let me try

You're an elvish stuck-up

Who's really bad at lyin'

So watch me crack my whip

On all my wasted time

As far as I'm concerned, you're

Just another picture to burn

And if you're still wantin' me

You better keep it to yourself

"Cause comin' to Moria

Would be bad for your health

'Cause I hate that stupid old

Longbow you never let me try

You're an elvish stuck-up

Who's really bad at lyin'

So watch me crack my whip

On all my wasted time

In case you haven't heard

I really, really hate that stupid old

Longbow you never let me try

You're an elvish stuck-up

Who's really bad at lyin'

So watch me crack my whip

On all my wasted time

As far as I'm concerned, you're

Just another picture to burn

Just another picture to burn

Burn, burn, burn baby, burn

Just another picture to burn

Baby burn

Yeah, yeah, I know. Not my best work. Actually, it's probably my worst. But please R&R anyway. I'd love more requests. And if you review, tell me your favorite Disney movie (if you don't have one, tell me your favorite movie that's not LOTR) Mine Is Wall-E.