Hello again to anyone who still reads these dog-gone things. I'm back with another LOTR Parody request. This one goes out to Dizzydaydreamer. Hope you like it, Dizz.
LOTR-Tolkien
"Picture to Burn" original song-Taylor Swift
Stupid parody-D. L. Sauron
Picture to Burn sung by the Balrog to Glorfindel. This should be interesting.
To state the obvious
I didn't get my perfect fantasy
I realized you love some elleth
More than you could ever love me.
So go and tell your friends
That I'm evil and a demon
That's fine, you won't mind if I say
By the way.
I hate that stupid old
Longbow you never let me try
You're an elvish stuck-up
Who's really bad at lyin'
So watch me crack my whip
On all my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned, you're
Just another picture to burn
There's no time for tears
I'm just flamin' here
Plottin' my revenge
There's nothin' stoppin' me
From burnin' all Rivendell's trees
And if you come around
Sayin' sorry to me
Morgoth's gonna show ya
How sorry you'll be
'Cause I hate that stupid old
Longbow you never let me try
You're an elvish stuck-up
Who's really bad at lyin'
So watch me crack my whip
On all my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned, you're
Just another picture to burn
And if you're still wantin' me
You better keep it to yourself
"Cause comin' to Moria
Would be bad for your health
'Cause I hate that stupid old
Longbow you never let me try
You're an elvish stuck-up
Who's really bad at lyin'
So watch me crack my whip
On all my wasted time
In case you haven't heard
I really, really hate that stupid old
Longbow you never let me try
You're an elvish stuck-up
Who's really bad at lyin'
So watch me crack my whip
On all my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned, you're
Just another picture to burn
Just another picture to burn
Burn, burn, burn baby, burn
Just another picture to burn
Baby burn
Yeah, yeah, I know. Not my best work. Actually, it's probably my worst. But please R&R anyway. I'd love more requests. And if you review, tell me your favorite Disney movie (if you don't have one, tell me your favorite movie that's not LOTR) Mine Is Wall-E.
