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-In the middle of some forest-

Zoro and De-Ji: (in hammock together) (gets hit by a pinecone)

Luffy and Suta: BULLS EYE!!

Zoro: Why did we do a double date again?

De-Ji: I don't know.

Zoro: WHY DON'T YOU TWO BUZZ OFF OR SETTLE DOWN?? WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A ROMANTIC DATE!!!

De-Ji: (giggles)

Luffy and Suta: . ROMANTIC?? BLEH!!! WEIRDOS!!! (throws more pinecones)

Zoro: WOULD YOU TWO STOP IT!! ITS SO ANNOYING!!!

De-Ji: (looks at pinecone she was ready to throw)heh heh! (puts it behind her back)

Zoro and De-Ji: (gets buried under pinecones)

Zoro: OH ITS ON!!! (runs behind a tree)

De-Ji: (squats behind a bush)

Luffy and Suta: WHOO HOO!!! (starts throwing them so fast they're arms are blurred) YAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAYHAYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAH!!!!

Zoro: GAHH!!!! (buried again)

De-Ji: SWEET CRAZINESS!!!

Zoro: (jumps out of the pile)

Luffy: Ok Commander! He raised from the dead! SHOOT HIM DOWN AGAIN!!!

Suta: SIR YES SIR!!! (throws)

De-Ji: GAH!!!

Zoro: (sweat drop) I thought they were aiming at me...

De-Ji: (climbs out) IM ALIVE!!!

Zoro: (tackles De-Ji into the brush) Ok, we'll stock up and hit them!!

De-Ji: (looks at the two giant piles) Well I think we have enough.

Luffy and Suta: BOMBARDMENT!! BOMBARDMENT!! BOMBARDMENT!!!!

Zoro and De-Ji: (ducks again)

Zoro: On the count of three! One!... two!... three!

Zoro and De-Ji: WHA-??!!!!! (jaws drop)

Luffy and Suta: (has machine guns and bazookas) LOCKED AND LOADED!!!

Zoro: WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE??!!!

Luffy and Suta: Lets just say we know a certain someone! (chipmunks chitter in the background) FIRE!!! (shoots at them)

Zoro and De-Ji: HEY!! THOSE ARE ACORNS!!! AND THEY HURT A LOT!!!

Luffy and Suta: Acorns?? Hey! (empties them and fill them with pinecones) HAHA!!!

Zoro: Hurry De-Ji!! Air strike!!!

De-Ji: Got it!! (turns into a hawk) (starts to circle and drop acorns)

Luffy and Suta: HEY!!! OWOWOWOWOWOW!!!! THOSE ARE- OWOWOWOWOWOW!! ACORNS!!

Zoro: PAY BACK!!!

Suta: Luffy! Get out the BAZOOKA!!!!

Luffy: (has bazooka on shoulder) WAY AHEAD OF YOU!!!

De-Ji: NANI??!!! THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK!!!

Zoro: DE-JI!!!

Luffy: (BOOM!!!)

Suta: YEA!! HIGH FIVE!!!

Luffy: (slaps her raised hand)

De-Ji: (Drops down) (Zoro catches her)

Zoro: BAKAS!!! WHAT IF SHE GOT REALLY HURT??!!! Are you ok??

De-Ji: Yea.

Zoro: (Puts her down)

De-Ji: (rips off Zoros shirt) WE SURRENDER!!!

Zoro: NO WE DONT!! (grabs shirt back) YOU RIPPED IT!!!

De-Ji: Oh Sorry it the only thing we have that's white.

Zoro: Wanna bet??!!

De-Ji: O.o Lets not go there!

Luffy and Suta: WE WIN!!!

Zoro: NO YOU DON'T!!!!

Luffy and Suta: (throws more)

Zoro: 3 for now.

-back on the Going Merry-

Luffy and Suta: (struts around) THAT WAS THE BEST DATE EVA!!!

Zoro: (death glare)

Luffy and Suta: I mean!... THAT PINECONE FIGHT EVA!!! AND WE WON!!!

Zoro: (SUPER DEATH GLARE)

Luffy and Suta: We're dead now aren't we?

Zoro: OH YEA!!! (chases them)

Luffy and Suta: GAH!!!