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-In the middle of some forest-
Zoro and De-Ji: (in hammock together) (gets hit by a pinecone)
Luffy and Suta: BULLS EYE!!
Zoro: Why did we do a double date again?
De-Ji: I don't know.
Zoro: WHY DON'T YOU TWO BUZZ OFF OR SETTLE DOWN?? WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A ROMANTIC DATE!!!
De-Ji: (giggles)
Luffy and Suta: . ROMANTIC?? BLEH!!! WEIRDOS!!! (throws more pinecones)
Zoro: WOULD YOU TWO STOP IT!! ITS SO ANNOYING!!!
De-Ji: (looks at pinecone she was ready to throw)heh heh! (puts it behind her back)
Zoro and De-Ji: (gets buried under pinecones)
Zoro: OH ITS ON!!! (runs behind a tree)
De-Ji: (squats behind a bush)
Luffy and Suta: WHOO HOO!!! (starts throwing them so fast they're arms are blurred) YAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAYHAYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAH!!!!
Zoro: GAHH!!!! (buried again)
De-Ji: SWEET CRAZINESS!!!
Zoro: (jumps out of the pile)
Luffy: Ok Commander! He raised from the dead! SHOOT HIM DOWN AGAIN!!!
Suta: SIR YES SIR!!! (throws)
De-Ji: GAH!!!
Zoro: (sweat drop) I thought they were aiming at me...
De-Ji: (climbs out) IM ALIVE!!!
Zoro: (tackles De-Ji into the brush) Ok, we'll stock up and hit them!!
De-Ji: (looks at the two giant piles) Well I think we have enough.
Luffy and Suta: BOMBARDMENT!! BOMBARDMENT!! BOMBARDMENT!!!!
Zoro and De-Ji: (ducks again)
Zoro: On the count of three! One!... two!... three!
Zoro and De-Ji: WHA-??!!!!! (jaws drop)
Luffy and Suta: (has machine guns and bazookas) LOCKED AND LOADED!!!
Zoro: WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE??!!!
Luffy and Suta: Lets just say we know a certain someone! (chipmunks chitter in the background) FIRE!!! (shoots at them)
Zoro and De-Ji: HEY!! THOSE ARE ACORNS!!! AND THEY HURT A LOT!!!
Luffy and Suta: Acorns?? Hey! (empties them and fill them with pinecones) HAHA!!!
Zoro: Hurry De-Ji!! Air strike!!!
De-Ji: Got it!! (turns into a hawk) (starts to circle and drop acorns)
Luffy and Suta: HEY!!! OWOWOWOWOWOW!!!! THOSE ARE- OWOWOWOWOWOW!! ACORNS!!
Zoro: PAY BACK!!!
Suta: Luffy! Get out the BAZOOKA!!!!
Luffy: (has bazooka on shoulder) WAY AHEAD OF YOU!!!
De-Ji: NANI??!!! THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK!!!
Zoro: DE-JI!!!
Luffy: (BOOM!!!)
Suta: YEA!! HIGH FIVE!!!
Luffy: (slaps her raised hand)
De-Ji: (Drops down) (Zoro catches her)
Zoro: BAKAS!!! WHAT IF SHE GOT REALLY HURT??!!! Are you ok??
De-Ji: Yea.
Zoro: (Puts her down)
De-Ji: (rips off Zoros shirt) WE SURRENDER!!!
Zoro: NO WE DONT!! (grabs shirt back) YOU RIPPED IT!!!
De-Ji: Oh Sorry it the only thing we have that's white.
Zoro: Wanna bet??!!
De-Ji: O.o Lets not go there!
Luffy and Suta: WE WIN!!!
Zoro: NO YOU DON'T!!!!
Luffy and Suta: (throws more)
Zoro: 3 for now.
-back on the Going Merry-
Luffy and Suta: (struts around) THAT WAS THE BEST DATE EVA!!!
Zoro: (death glare)
Luffy and Suta: I mean!... THAT PINECONE FIGHT EVA!!! AND WE WON!!!
Zoro: (SUPER DEATH GLARE)
Luffy and Suta: We're dead now aren't we?
Zoro: OH YEA!!! (chases them)
Luffy and Suta: GAH!!!
