I was st the office while everyone else was away, chilling with Draco and Damion as usual, talking about the recent events of the past few days. "Yep, nothing but kicking ass and taking names, boys." I said.

"You're not worried your pressing your luck?" Draco asked.

"Please. Name one person that's been a challenge so far." I said.

"You didn't exactly stomp Dormammu." Damion replied.

"True, but I highly doubt there's anyone left that can really challenge me." I said, suddenly, the door was flung open and a man in goofy red and yellow tights and a lightning bolt on the chest with a cape barely going down to his thighs, hanging on the left shoulder walked in. "Hey, you know Halloween isn't until next month, right? And word of advise, pick a better costume than that, that looks completely stupid. And honestly, that is the single-most half-assed cape I have ever seen. Get something that AT LEAST goes down to your calves, that just looks stupid." I said, Draco practically dying from laughter.

"You're Sai Blade, I imagine?" He asked.

"Nope, Sephiroth." I said, throwing on a Sephiroth wig, the guys laughing.

"My friends tell me your both a threat and a thief. I've been sent to bring you in. This can go a lot easier if you come with me, then no one will have to get hurt." He said, ignoring my humor.

"No thanks, I'm comfortable RIGHT. HERE. Plus, I'm too lazy to get up." I said, doing the lazy dance.

At this point, the captain had enough and stormed up to me, grabbing me and throwing me out the still open door, flying out after me.

"... Should we help him?" Draco asked.

"Nah. Too lazy. Besides, It's called 'Sai vs.'" Damion said, now doing the lazy dance.

Background music: "The Lazy Anthem 2" By Dashiexp (YouTube)

I landed on the hood of a car, not particularly caring. "You know, for superheroes, you really don't seem to give a shit about people's personal damages." I said, looking at the now broken windshield and badly dented hood.

"We do what we have to when we're taking down dangerous criminals." He said, throwing a lightning bolt at me, but I casually brought up my arm and bounced it off the bracelet again.

"Wonder Woman~" I said in sing-song. "But that's a little harsh, jeez. Call me a criminal. If I was a criminal, I wouldn't have saved Batman AT LEAST twice back at the Asylum and I wouldn't have let Superman and Wonder Woman live when they came at me." I said. This got him going and he charged forward, getting ready to throw a haymaker with a fist surrounded by lightning, but I just rolled off the car top, causing him to hit the car and blow it up, blasting him back into another building. "My turn." I said, still in a laying down position on the ground, using Thundaga and hitting him with a powerful lightning bolt from above just as he peeled himself off the wall, reverting him into a little kid. "Huh. I'm significantly less impressed than I was before and I wasn't that impressed to start with." I said.

"Shazam!" He said, calling down a lightning bolt, but I used Aero to blast him back out of the way of the lightning bolt.

"Yeah, I know how that works, I watched Captain Marvel vs. Superman on YouTube." I said, then cast Silence on him to mute him, making it so that even if he was saying something, no sound would come out of his mouth. I then got up and appeared in front of him in a flash. "Night night, kid." I said, delivering a small chop to his neck to knock him out (think what Vegeta did to Trunks in the Buu saga before he killed himself). "Now then, what to do with you?" I asked myself.

Later...

Diana Prince, Aka the Wonder Woman, arrived at her apartment and opened the door to find the window to her apartment was broken and an unconscious Billy Benson on her bed. "What?!" She said, shocked, tending to him, finding a note taped to his chest: "Never send a kid to do a man's job. Sincerely, Sai Blade."

Analysis:

1: Captain Marvel moves at hypersonic speeds, which Sai is greatly faster than, even in human form, so he had no chance of actually hitting him. Also, reverting him and keeping him silent are relatively easy tasks with magic like Sai's, as, to my knowledge, any lightning blast reverts him, then it's a manner of keeping him silent, which again, is fairly easy.

2: I don't know if Wonder Woman actually has an apratment, I just made that up so I'd have a place to put the kid.