Hello chaps! Here is yet another update! Real Life Videogames! :D
I pondered long and hard about which game to do, and eventually decided on the Crash Course videogame from the more recent chapter of Avengers and Videogames!
Before we begin, people who reviewed the last chapter of Avengers and Movie asking about The Dark Knight...
The next Avengers and Movies update shall be for The Dark Knight, and the one after shall be The Dark Knight Rises. I won't do Harry Potter, as I haven't actually seen it! Don't murder me! I might...depends if I find the scripts.
Anyways, enjoy this new chapter of Real Life Videogames! :D
Sorry that it's a day late!
D:
Speaking of lateness, the update for Avengers and Movies is being moved to Friday. I am trying to find a decent script for Christopher Nolan's:
The Dark Knight
If you know where I can get one which allows me to copy and paste the text, let me know in a PM or review! Thanks :3
After the horror of the real life Call of Duty, the others were pestering Loki to do a more...nice real life videogame. A more funand less terrifyingreal life videogame. After much deliberation, they all agreed on Crash Course. (A/N: See the chapter of Avengers and Videogames). They all grinned, and put on wetsuits and crash helmets, even Steve and Bruce. Not one of them wanted to miss out on the game- it was just like total wipeout! And, knowing Loki, there'd be a few twists. Loki cast the spell, and soon they were in the game, right at the starting point. Loki decided he'd go first, being that this was his doing. The others would be able to see him through a screen that hovered in front of them. They decreed that the winner, with the fastest time after everyonehad been, would receive golden poptarts. Their favourite flavour, endless supply, for a week. Thor was unusually hyped. Even Bruce was into it. Loki stretched, before running off, hurtling down the slope, and leaping up the various steps, swinging across the ropes and landing with unusual grace and agility. The others, Bruce, Thor, and Clint especially, cheered the trickster on. He did a running jump, and slid on his stomach, head low, to avoid the hammers that swung over a particular stretch of the course.
He did well, not falling off once, until it came to the treadmills going in the opposite direction to where Loki had to go.
To add to it all, there were fucking paintball guns stationed at the end, under the step which led to treadmill freedom.
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Loki cried as a paintball hit him in the chest. He fell down..
Down...
Down...
And down still...
But he hovered just above the water, and used his magic to fly back up, and over the treadmill obstacle. He ran and jumped on the seesaws, landing on the target at the end of that stretch. He guitar hero slid across the stretch to avoid the giant hammers, front flipped, and crossed the finish line in a graceful slide, ending in an epic pose.
"WELL DONE BROTHER!" Thor cheered.
"That was fucking amazing!" Clint gaped.
"Wow." Steve nodded.
Jane and Pepper were speechless, whilst the others voiced their congratulations, Bruce now slightly scared for his try. Natasha felt she had found her rival in gymnastics. Loki.
Lokiwas her rival in gymnastics.
It was soon Clint's turn.
He hurtled down the slope with a vengeance, leaping across the gap, deftly avoiding the new paintball rain. After a minute, he was near the finish line, seconds away from beating Loki's time score of 1 minute 5 seconds, when he was hit by one of the swinging hammers.
The archer screamed as he went flying off the course, hurtling down and hitting the water with a gargantuan splash.
"FAIL!" Bruce laughed.
"You failed at this, Hawkeye!" Loki gloated. "Just like MC Hammer failed at managing money!"
"Son of a bitch!" Clint cursed as he re-appeared at the finish line, with a grand score of 1 minute 30 seconds.
"Language." Steve warned.
"Shut the fuck up, small-balls Steve!" Clint and Loki shouted at the same time.
"They aren't small!" Steve protested.
"Yeah, keep telling yourself that!" Bruce chuckled.
"If they aren't small..." Clint chuckled.
"They aren't!" Steve blinked.
"...then they must be...MINISCULE!" Loki crowed.
The two high fived, before Steve positively flew across the course, not beating Loki's score, but coming close. He seized the two winners before flinging them backwards.
"I'LL GET YOU BACK FOR THIS STEVEN!" Loki screamed before he hit the water.
Clint came up, coughing up water.
"HOW?" Steve looked smug.
Just then, a wild paintball appeared, hit Steve in the balls with a huge force, sending the Captain falling to his painful doom in the water. Clint and Loki re-appeared at the finish line, before Loki decided to make the water green jelly, trapping Steve from the waist down.
"Crash Course: Jelly Edition." Clint shrugged.
"THIS STICKY STUFF IS ALL OVER ME!" Steve cried.
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" Loki bellowed.
