I'm baaaack! (did you know that it's grammatically appropriate to write something with 3 exclamation marks and 3 question marks, like this?! That's straight from the mouth of my English teacher! But I wouldn't do that on any papers). Anyway, we're doing Romeo and Juliet today!

-Romeo and Juliet

*All staring angrily at Sophie*

Sophie: *looks innocent* What?

Keefe: You. Are. So. Dead.

*all nod in agreement*

Sophie: Aw come on! You love me!

Keefe: While that may be true, you will never be forgiven.

BW: I know, why don't we do the react?

Dex: *looks at title* Who's Romeo and Juliet?

Fitz: I think it's a book or movie or something.

Sophie: It's a play written in the 1500s by William Shakespeare. There are a ton of movie and book versions, though.

Biana: What's it about?

Sophie: *grins* It's a love story about Romeo and Juliet. Their families, the Montagues and the Capulets, hate each other, so they must get married in secret.

Biana: *squeals* THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!

Sophie: We are about to watch a 1960s-movie version of the play.

*A little while later*

Fitz: Wait. Romeo is 16. Juliet is 14. They met each other yesterday. Why are they getting married?

Dex: Yeah. That's reaaally weird.

Sophie: *shrugs* They did things differently in the 1500s.

Biana: It's adorable! It's true love! They're meant to be!

Keefe: I don't know about this whole gushy "Romeo and Juliet" stuff, but I love that guy Mercutio. He's got character.

Sophie: And by "character" you mean how he cracks highly inappropriate jokes constantly throughout the play?

Keefe: *grins* Exactly!

*Half-way through. Mercutio dies. Romeo kills Tybalt. Romeo is exiled*

Keefe: NOOOOOOOO!

Biana: What. Just. Happened?!

Dex: That was all Tybalt's fault.

Fitz: No way. That was Romeo's.

Sophie: Please don't get into the whole "whose fault it was" argument.

Dex: But it was defiantly Tybalt's fault.

Fitz: No, it was Romeo's.

BW: Moving on…

*Movie is over*

Biana: *Crying in a corner* Why? Just why?

Dex: That was completely unrealistic.

Fitz: Yeah, just dumb.

Keefe: *very sad* I miss Mercutio.

Sophie: Yeah. Not a happy ending.

Biana: *jumps up, outraged* HOW DARE YOU SPEAK SO RUDELY! THEY WERE IN LOVE! *looks away dreamily* That's what it was all about. Loving someone so much that you would do anything for them. *glances quickly at Keefe*

Keefe: *totally oblivious* Aw. Would you do anything for me, Foster?

*Biana glares*

Sophie: *highly uncomfortable* Keefe, stop making everything weird.

BW: You ALL are weird. But that's why we like you guys so much!