AN: Well I did promise. Also in response to the Coffee/Cocoa thing, I ... Just no, no. This is wrong like Ruby ever being calm for longer than 5 seconds, its just wrong. Even if it's factually right.


"Ruby, you're sure your dad never gave you the birds and the bees talk?" Summer asks, looking into Ruby's silver eyes.

"Yup," Ruby pops the p.

"Ugh, you've got to be kidding me, TAI!" Summer slumps back in her chair, staring at the ceiling.

"Hey, dad never gave me that talk either," Yang looks at summer uncomfortably, "Qrow did."

"Qrow?!" Summer's eyes narrow dangerously.

"Hey, firecracker came to me one day and asked me why her downstairs bled once a month, what was I supposed to do?" Qrow puts his hands up in front of himself, each member of team RWBY blushes furiously.

"Tai is so dead when I find him," Summer growls, rolling her eyes.

"Hey, Blake, wanna go over there?" Yang points away from the screen, Blake nods and the two quickly walk away.

"I think I should make sure they don't get into any trouble," Glynda stands up and follows them.

"Hey Oz, wanna try make the perfect Coffee to Brandy blend?" Qrow asks.

"For once, Qrow, I will indulge you." Oz and Qrow shuffle over to the refreshment table.

Weiss looks down, blushing, and starts to mumble, "Pardon, Weiss?" Summer asks.

"Mrs rose," She begins again.

"Summer," Summer interrupts,

"Summer, is it Ok if I stay? My parents never gave me this talk, what little I know comes from the internet and what a couple of maids would tell me when no-one was around."

"Um, sure, if you want." Summer looks perplexed.

"Thank you," a small smile play's across Weisses face.

"Aw Weiss, it'll be just like we're sisters." Ruby squeezes Weiss, who has a sudden bout of butterflies in her stomach.

"Y-yeah sisters," Weiss curses herself for stuttering and gingerly puts her arms around ruby's back, squeezing gently.

The two release each other and turn to Summer, who smiles scowls, "Ready?" Weiss and Ruby nod, "Ok, Right, as you grow older you might notice your body changing, You also notice that being around a certain someone makes you feel strange, like warmth, but from inside."

Ruby's face screws up in thought for a moment, then she goes wide-eyed and blushes slightly.

"It feels wonderful to be with them; you should want to spend more time with them. Usually, this is a boy, and if you love each other very much you might" she pauses, not wanting to be put this straight up, "do the deed with them."

"Do what deed?" Ruby asks.

"Well, you know how your down there," she points to her crotch area, "goes in? Well, a boy's down there stick out, it looks sort of like Ozpin's chair actually."

From across the room, Qrow bursts out laughing, "Holy Shit, Sum, you made Oz blush." Ruby and Weiss giggle quietly.

"Thanks, Qrow," Summer nods, "As I was saying, the boy's genital sticks out, and it goes into yours and makes you both feel happy."

"Mom, what if I like girls?" Ruby asks, her nerves evident on her face. Next to her Weiss struggles to contain her happiness.

"Well, then I don't need to discuss pregnancy with you or quite a few things. But I've no idea when it comes to loving girls the only reason, I can explain … sex with men to you is cause I've, well, I had you." Summer rubs the back of her head.

"Whaddya mean?" Ruby asks, her head tilted.

"I gave birth to you," Summer states.

"What does that have to with ... this?" Ruby's eyebrow's disappear into her hair.

"Ruby, where do you think babies come from?" Weiss asks her partner.

"Dad told me stalks bring them," Everyone except Glynda, Weiss and Ruby Burst out laughing, even ozpin, who chuckles to himself.

"Well in the case of yang it was a raven that brought her," Summer manages to force out between laughs.

Ruby, meanwhile has gone very red and buried her face in Weiss's shoulder, who strokes her hair.

Once she's managed to quiet her laughter enough Summer continues, "No, the man ejects small cells called sperm and they go inside a woman and go to an egg inside, which becomes a baby."

Ruby's face doesn't leave Weiss's shoulder, which muffles her attempts at talking, "Are we done? I need to go die."

"Yes, Rosebuds we're done, for now." Summer falls back into her chair with a sigh.

Ruby's head doesn't leave Weiss's shoulder for several minutes, Weiss simply stroke's Ruby's hair in an attempt to calm her down.

"Weiss?" Ruby asks, muffled still.

"Yes, Ruby?" Weiss looks down at the girl nestling on her shoulder.

"Please, don't leave anytime soon, I don't want to face to face the world." Ruby mumbles, tripping over her own words.

"Ruby, I'll always here for you." Weiss smiles at her partner. Ruby smiles and nestles further.

The room falls into a comfortable silence, which is only broken by Yang's thunderous yawn. "Heh, sorry 'bout that, it's been a long day."

"Maybe we should sleep?" Ruby asks, looking up briefly from her position.

"Sleep seems like an excellent Idea, Miss Rose." Glynda nods, "There are pillows over there."

"Sleep, yes!" Ruby's semblance allows her to retrieve pillows and blankets for all team RWBY and Summer.

"Ruby?" Weiss raises her eyebrow at her leader, who has wrapped herself around Weiss.

"Yes, Weiss?"

"Why are you wrapped around me?"

"Cause," she pauses, "I am. Night Weiss."

"Night Ruby."

The room's occupants fall asleep and darkness descends.


Is this a cliffhanger, I don't think so. Anyway, I promised a short interlude chapter, and look. Poor Ruby might never get over the talk, but she did get closer to Weiss, I never could resist White Rose. See ya all next Saturday.